MackeyStingray
01-10-2002, 06:18 AM
A police officer pulls a Texan over for speeding; and they have the following exchange:
Officer: "May I see your driver's license?"
Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI."
Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it."
Officer: "The car is stolen?"
Driver: "Yes sir. But come to think of it, I believe that I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?"
Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owned this car."
Officer: "You killed the owner of this car?"
Driver: "Yes, sir... and I stuffed her body in the trunk,"
Officer: "There's a body in the trunk ?!?"
Driver: "Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?"
Driver: "Sure. Here it is."
The captain quickly verifies that the license is valid.
Captain: "Who's car is this?"
Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's my owner's card."
The captain cross checks state records verifying that the driver owned the car.
Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"
Driver: "Yes, officer, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."
Driver: "No problem."
The trunk is opened; and, except for a spare tire, it is completely empty.
Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk of your car."
Driver: "Yeah, and I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"
Officer: "May I see your driver's license?"
Driver: "I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI."
Officer: "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"
Driver: "It's not my car. I stole it."
Officer: "The car is stolen?"
Driver: "Yes sir. But come to think of it, I believe that I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: "There's a gun in the glove box?"
Driver: "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owned this car."
Officer: "You killed the owner of this car?"
Driver: "Yes, sir... and I stuffed her body in the trunk,"
Officer: "There's a body in the trunk ?!?"
Driver: "Yes, sir."
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Within minutes, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: "Sir, can I see your license?"
Driver: "Sure. Here it is."
The captain quickly verifies that the license is valid.
Captain: "Who's car is this?"
Driver: "It's mine, officer. Here's my owner's card."
The captain cross checks state records verifying that the driver owned the car.
Captain: "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"
Driver: "Yes, officer, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."
Driver: "No problem."
The trunk is opened; and, except for a spare tire, it is completely empty.
Captain: "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk of your car."
Driver: "Yeah, and I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"