MackeyStingray
01-12-2002, 02:05 AM
A priest was walking past a preschool when a group of little ones were trotting by on their way to the playground.
One little lad of about three of four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?"
He told the boy that he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear.
Then the boy pointed to the priest's plastic collar tab and asked, "Do you have an owie?"
The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab looked like a band aid. So the priest took it out and handed it to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer.
The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, "Do you know what those words say?"
"Yes I do," said the lad proudly, who was obviously not old enough to read. Peering intently at the letters on the colloar, he said, "Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!"
One little lad of about three of four stopped and looked at him in his clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?"
He told the boy that he was a priest and this is the uniform priests wear.
Then the boy pointed to the priest's plastic collar tab and asked, "Do you have an owie?"
The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the collar tab looked like a band aid. So the priest took it out and handed it to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab are raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer.
The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, "Do you know what those words say?"
"Yes I do," said the lad proudly, who was obviously not old enough to read. Peering intently at the letters on the colloar, he said, "Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!"