Citizen Quotes

[Mangoat]

So what is your favorite one? And what was your response?

Here's mine from a stuck up rich fucker

Citizen"You can't do this to me, I pay your fucking salary!!!!!!!"

Me "Can I get a raise ?"

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by Mangoat
So what is your favorite one? And what was your response?

Here's mine from a stuck up rich fucker

Citizen"You can't do this to me, I pay your fucking salary!!!!!!!"

Me "Can I get a raise ?"

You forgot:

Here's your quarter sir, consider this a refund.

[SpeedyCorky]

this thread outta be good :thumbup

[silversvs]

"I only had two beers."
"These aren't my pants."
"I was speeding because I have to go to the bathroom."
"But everyone else was doing it."
"Why the f@*& did you stop me you a$$hole? Do you think I can have a warning?"



My favorite of all time..............

"Do you know Sergeant ----? He is a good friend of mine"

It just so happened that I am Sergeant ---- and I'd never met the dude before. When I had him sign the citation I introduced myself and asked him how if he was such a good friend he didn't even recognize me. :)

[}Dragon{]

"My Dad is an attorney" :| Swell, my Dad's the Chief of Police :laughing

[JPM]

I love it when they are handcuffed and I am placing them in the back of a patrol car and they say, "You can't arrest me". :orly
I tell then if I can't then how come I just did. :wow

[caballero]

Last week from a 5150:

Me: While I'm talking with dispatch I say "White male adult"

5150: Screaming "I'm not white, I'm Greek"

I guess you had to be there, but it's still funny to me.

[hkwan]

This thread is getting good

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by caballero
Last week from a 5150:

Me: While I'm talking with dispatch I say "White male adult"

5150: Screaming "I'm not white, I'm Greek"

I guess you had to be there, but it's still funny to me.

:laughing

11550 crackhead woman told me in the sally port that I was so nice- that I shoulda been born black...:blush

[xmasons]

So I gotta stop using, "Hey, do you know Sergeant Silversvs," now? Damn.

[ateamer]

One of our guys stopped a DUI a couple weeks ago who told him, "I only smoked two beers." :laughing

[saizai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAAa5os2yO8 has some gems

[silverbelt]

Keeps the job entertaining. There is probably an endless list of memorable one-liners cops have heard throughout their career.

[cardinal03]

Originally posted by saizai
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAAa5os2yO8 has some gems

dang that thing is disgusting

[strnge]

"Sir I titled the car in my name, but I am using the previous owners insurance, until I get some in my name."

It says here you bought this car 7 months ago.

"I haven't found any insurance companies yet who will insure me."

Mental note: Don't forget to write these butes on the back of my copy of the cite. I can't wait till she contests this one.:teeth

[oconnor]

from 5150-

Yeah, I bathed in bleach to get the smell of explosives off me...can you still smell them?


No really thats not my bra its my friends. (with Dope in it)

You can take me to jail on the warrant, just don't tow my car. ($400 bench traffic, but no CDL Reg or insurance and would rather go to jail than have his $200 car with $2000 rims towed.)

never a dull moment I tell ya