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globe
04-03-2007, 01:58 PM
<rant>
What in the hell is up with people at the gym blow drying there fooking nuts... that sh!t is gross and needs be done at home or something.. im trying to wash my hands and you have your damn leg up on the counter fooking spread eagle you nasty S.O.B.! :mad </rant>

ok carry on...

rumpofsteelskin
04-03-2007, 02:01 PM
I have a fan under my desk and I'm wearing reeealy loose shorts right now. Ahhh. It feels great. :)

aszreal1266
04-03-2007, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by globe
<rant>
What in the hell is up with people at the gym blow drying there fooking nuts... that sh!t is gross and needs be done at home or something.. im trying to wash my hands and you have your damn leg up on the counter fooking spread eagle you nasty S.O.B.! :mad </rant>

ok carry on...

+1
I hate going into the gym locker room after working out and seeing that shit.:green

Mickey_D100
04-03-2007, 02:06 PM
Sorry man. It helps the yeast dry out. :barf

Climber
04-03-2007, 02:08 PM
Do you go to the same gym as kickstand? :laughing

I've been going to gyms for over 24 years and I have never seen somebody do that!

Edit: Fixed the name (Thanks Bad Dad!)

globe
04-03-2007, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Climber
Do you go to the same gym as Stan (sorry stan if it wasn't you that posted about the episode in the lockerroom)? :laughing

I've been going to gyms for over 24 years and I have never seen somebody do that!


I've saddly have witnessed this at both 24hr fitness off of Cottle in SJ and 24hr off of Northpoint in SF... i always want to kick the fuck in the nuts... but dont want penor juice all over my shoes... :green

Climber
04-03-2007, 02:19 PM
Their nutsacks are just too delicate for a towel? :wtf

Must be another manifestation of the metrosexuals! :laughing

aszreal1266
04-03-2007, 02:20 PM
I think its a 24hr fitness thing. It happens at the one here in pittsburg and the one in concord.

ALANRIDER7
04-03-2007, 02:24 PM
They have to dry your saliva off somehow.

:twofinger

:laughing :laughing :laughing

CeruleanSkye
04-03-2007, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by aszreal1266
I think its a 24hr fitness thing. It happens at the one here in pittsburg and the one in concord.

It also happens in the womens' locker room at Decathlon Club in Santa Clara :green I've been told the men do it there as well.

Gross... WTF is wrong with people??!

General Alcazar
04-03-2007, 02:31 PM
I bet it feels pretty good though.

I'm just sayin'.

}Dragon{
04-03-2007, 02:35 PM
It's cheaper than this stuff:

http://images.dermstore.com/catalog/100020/300x300/108.jpg

Anti-Hero
04-03-2007, 02:39 PM
Thats what you get for being a 24hr fitness member...

Calfit is WAY better.

aszreal1266
04-03-2007, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by CeruleanSkye
It also happens in the womens' locker room at Decathlon Club in Santa Clara :green I've been told the men do it there as well.

Gross... WTF is wrong with people??!

Guys go into the womens locker to blow dry there nuts at your gym?:confused

Bad Dad
04-03-2007, 02:53 PM
you're thinking of kickstand.

zefflyn
04-03-2007, 02:53 PM
Too many people want to relive the glory days of ancient Greece in the locker room.

Silence
04-03-2007, 03:04 PM
Why do they do it in public? :green

CeruleanSkye
04-03-2007, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by aszreal1266
Guys go into the womens locker to blow dry there nuts at your gym?:confused

:laughing No... The men dry their nuts in their own men's locker room... :rofl

faz
04-03-2007, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by CeruleanSkye
It also happens in the womens' locker room at Decathlon Club in Santa Clara :green I've been told the men do it there as well.

Gross... WTF is wrong with people??!

:orly


pics please. :teeth

CeruleanSkye
04-03-2007, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by faz
:orly


pics please. :teeth

Believe me, it isn't a pretty sight. Looks like they got Don King in a headlock down there...

Trust me when I say you don't want to see pictures.

Silence
04-03-2007, 03:18 PM
Hippie style I see :laughing :laughing

faz
04-03-2007, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by CeruleanSkye
Believe me, it isn't a pretty sight. Looks like they got Don King in a headlock down there...

Trust me when I say you don't want to see pictures.

http://lucianne.com/routine/images/donking.jpg


:green :barf

Cyclesuzy
04-03-2007, 03:20 PM
Thanks for the visual ... now I must stab both of my eyes out with pencils. J/K

Never heard of this before so maybe it is a 24 hour fitness thing. Maybe they give out pamphlets about the proper use of the dryer and that's step number 4 after using it to dry your hands, feet, and head.

CeruleanSkye
04-03-2007, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Cyclesuzy


Never heard of this before so maybe it is a 24 hour fitness thing. Maybe they give out pamphlets about the proper use of the dryer and that's step number 4 after using it to dry your hands, feet, and head.

Well, I go to Decathlon Club. It's a pretty fancy place and there's a lot of blow drying of the nether regions there... I think people forget that they aren't at home.

globe
04-03-2007, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Cyclesuzy
Thanks for the visual ... now I must stab both of my eyes out with pencils. J/K

Never heard of this before so maybe it is a 24 hour fitness thing. Maybe they give out pamphlets about the proper use of the dryer and that's step number 4 after using it to dry your hands, feet, and head.

Nope, i have a friend that goes to Golds Gym and has witnessed this horrific situation...

Cyclesuzy
04-03-2007, 03:27 PM
I guess you could say I haven't been to enough gyms then. Matter of fact, I think it was 198.... something the last time I stepped into one of those. I can still smell the sweat and breathmints now ..... Ahhh the memories!!!

m_asim
04-03-2007, 03:31 PM
Its because of shit like this that I transferred to the gym within walking distance of my home so that I can take a bath without suffering from such disturbing sights.

Hooli
04-03-2007, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by CeruleanSkye
It also happens in the womens' locker room at Decathlon Club in Santa Clara :green


If the women there have nutz, then...

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/198/824/3062229-trap9xa.jpg

auntiebling
04-03-2007, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Bad Dad
you're thinking of kickstand.

didn't he morph into

theamazingkickstand

before taking himself to santa barbara?


now, the topic at hand

i have noticed that this is predominantly done by OLD asian men. does anyone have more data on the demographis of public-nut-driers?

ScorpioVI
04-03-2007, 04:29 PM
Gold bond + wet nuts = heaven!

}Dragon{
04-03-2007, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by ScorpioVI
Gold bond + wet nuts = heaven!

Gold Bond Blue for the really refreshing feeling... :thumbup

Silence
04-03-2007, 04:42 PM
A femme friend told me about how she used gold bond on her junk while she was on the fire crew. :cry :laughing :laughing

yella600rr
04-03-2007, 04:44 PM
The guys and gals are probably married and it is the only way they get a blow job.

hkwan
04-03-2007, 04:46 PM
Haa haa haa, and I thought this only happens in gyms in freaking Asia.

... now what do you do with fag's that only talk to you in the changing room when you are butt naked.

I have this fag who comes and talk to me everytime I am changing clothes. He would spot me from the gym floor and follow me in the changing room sometimes.

I only ignore him but he keeps on yapping away to me in the changing room.

Silence
04-03-2007, 04:46 PM
Come to think of it, I guess I've seen a lot of wrinkle, sagging and afro action when I went to hot springs in Japan. :laughing :laughing

R3DS!X
04-03-2007, 04:56 PM
it's shit like that that makes me not want to go to the gym. i'll stick to (not)working out at home and jogging.

Anti-Hero
04-03-2007, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by hkwan
Haa haa haa, and I thought this only happens in gyms in freaking Asia.

... now what do you do with fag's that only talk to you in the changing room when you are butt naked.

I have this fag who comes and talk to me everytime I am changing clothes. He would spot me from the gym floor and follow me in the changing room sometimes.

I only ignore him but he keeps on yapping away to me in the changing room.

You must be setting off his gaydar.

auntiebling
04-03-2007, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by hkwan
Haa haa haa, and I thought this only happens in gyms in freaking Asia.

... now what do you do with fag's that only talk to you in the changing room when you are butt naked.

I have this fag who comes and talk to me everytime I am changing clothes. He would spot me from the gym floor and follow me in the changing room sometimes.

I only ignore him but he keeps on yapping away to me in the changing room.


instead of going into the locker room, go to the janitor closet. once inside, if he's followed, explain that you're not OUT yet and you'd appreciate his flaming ass staying away from you because you sweat gasoline. then :kicknuts

hkwan
04-03-2007, 05:28 PM
Haa haa haa haa...

and I thought it only happens in gyms in freaking Asia.

.. to add to that, there is this fag who comes to talk to me everytime when I am butt naked... what do you do with ppl like that.

I have ignored him time after time but he still insists. Sometimes he will spot me from across the gym floor and go into the changing room right after me.

Christieland
04-03-2007, 05:54 PM
Oh god, Kelly, you're so right about Decathlon Club. Ancient eastern european grandmothers laying around naked watching TV, lifting up their tig ol' bitties and drying them underneath, and of course giving a little shot of hot air to Don King down below. Not pretty! I wish that locker room were populated with Playboy bunnies (and some Suicide Girls thrown in for a little diversity) coming up with creative new uses for blow dryers, but that just isn't the situation.

I can't even tell you how much that original post grossed me out. I almost lost my double decker tacos. :green

Climber
04-03-2007, 05:55 PM
I don't have the heart to QFP him. :laughing

faz
04-03-2007, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by hkwan

... now what do you do with fag's that only talk to you in the changing room when you are butt naked.

I have this fag who comes and talk to me everytime I am changing clothes. He would spot me from the gym floor and follow me in the changing room sometimes.

I only ignore him but he keeps on yapping away to me in the changing room.

Why do you care if he is looking at you funny? Take it as a complement, and move on.

Port4mance
04-03-2007, 06:02 PM
You guys put gold bond on your wet nuts, wouldn't that make some kind of playdough :confused

I'll stick to my 12 oz curls at home and not worry about seeing any unfamiliar sacks.

CeruleanSkye
04-03-2007, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Christieland
I wish that locker room were populated with Playboy bunnies (and some Suicide Girls thrown in for a little diversity) coming up with creative new uses for blow dryers, but that just isn't the situation.


:laughing With my tattoos, I am as close to being a Suicude Girl as Decathlon will ever see...

It seems the more hideous the body, the less modest the women are (and I hear the same for the men). It's pretty gross.

I also hear that the men like to chat each other up whilst standing around naked and Captain Morgan-style:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/198/824/3062458-captmorgan.jpg

m_asim
04-03-2007, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by hkwan

.. to add to that, there is this fag who comes to talk to me everytime when I am butt naked... what do you do with ppl like that.

I have ignored him time after time but he still insists. Sometimes he will spot me from across the gym floor and go into the changing room right after me.

May be you should look him in the eye and say "Faz I can't talk to you right now" :teeth I never had anyone talk to me inside the Locker room (thank god for that). Just look anti-social as if the Army did some chemical testing on you that went awry. Sudden twitching of the neck helps too.

DESMOnic
04-03-2007, 06:49 PM
Ahhh... Thanks Christie for bringing back the terrible memories from my childhood vacations on the Adriatic sea. Busses of granmas and granpas would unload next to the beach and within minutes there would be 20 - 30 of them bathing in the shallow waters.

Spread eagle in a hot summer wind was a known cure for rheumatoid arthritis. :green

No wonder I am so f'd up.



Originally posted by Christieland
Oh god, Kelly, you're so right about Decathlon Club. Ancient eastern european grandmothers laying around naked watching TV, lifting up their tig ol' bitties and drying them underneath, and of course giving a little shot of hot air to Don King down below. Not pretty! I wish that locker room were populated with Playboy bunnies (and some Suicide Girls thrown in for a little diversity) coming up with creative new uses for blow dryers, but that just isn't the situation.

I can't even tell you how much that original post grossed me out. I almost lost my double decker tacos. :green

}Dragon{
04-03-2007, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Silence
A femme friend told me about how she used gold bond on her junk while she was on the fire crew. :cry :laughing :laughing

Bust out a container of GoldBond at a fire camp and you are now everyone's best friend :thumbup

weak_link
04-03-2007, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by yella600rr
The guys and gals are probably married and it is the only way they get a blow job.

Hey! I resemble that remark. :x

}Dragon{
04-03-2007, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by DESMOnic
No wonder I am so f'd up.


You could have turned away-

http://www.natural-health-information-centre.com/image-files/head-in-sand.jpg

weak_link
04-03-2007, 07:00 PM
She said 'Captain Morgan Style.' :laughing Awesome visual, thanks for nothin' :x :p

900ss
04-03-2007, 07:32 PM
Whatever happened to a plain ol' rub-job with your towel? Feels much better than a hair dryer I would think. Besides which my noggin has no use for a hair dryer so I'd probably hurt myself with it.:nerd

Christieland
04-03-2007, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by DESMOnic
Ahhh... Thanks Christie for bringing back the terrible memories from my childhood vacations on the Adriatic sea. Busses of granmas and granpas would unload next to the beach and within minutes there would be 20 - 30 of them bathing in the shallow waters.

Spread eagle in a hot summer wind was a known cure for rheumatoid arthritis. :green

No wonder I am so f'd up.
Hee hee. I was hoping you'd catch that one Dan!

antipathy
04-04-2007, 12:28 AM
Hmm, I was thinking of joining that Decathlon place - used to have a membership at their sister club in Los Gatos. How are their pools? Sauna and steam rooms?

I'll see about going in and speaking with the membership representative about the many accounts of hairdryer abuse in the locker room. Maybe it'll give me a discount on the initiation.

Damn I miss the sports club in SF....:cry

DESMOnic
04-04-2007, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by Christieland
Hee hee. I was hoping you'd catch that one Dan!

I guess my fetish for older ladies is so obvious :shhh

V4
04-04-2007, 12:49 AM
:rofl

this is another BARF classic thread...

I can't stop laughing while reading all this...:laughing :laughing

weak_link
04-04-2007, 06:44 AM
I don't use a blowdryer but I think I'll use one on my hairy beanbag this morning just to see what all the hype is about.

CeruleanSkye
04-04-2007, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by antipathy
Hmm, I was thinking of joining that Decathlon place - used to have a membership at their sister club in Los Gatos. How are their pools? Sauna and steam rooms?

I'll see about going in and speaking with the membership representative about the many accounts of hairdryer abuse in the locker room. Maybe it'll give me a discount on the initiation.

Damn I miss the sports club in SF....:cry

Decathlon is a really nice club. Expensive, but nice. The locker rooms & showers are clean (just avoid the hair dryers :p ). The pool, sauna, and steam room are all nice, but I would never use the hot tubs (insert Don King image and other oddities I have witnessed occurring in the hot tub).

I'm going to be switching to a new gym soon, though, as I am switching jobs and my membership will no longer be paid for.

ALANRIDER7
04-04-2007, 09:15 AM
:laughing :laughing :laughing

Don King.

:laughing :laughing :laughing

Hooli
04-04-2007, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
:laughing :laughing :laughing

Don King.

:laughing :laughing :laughing

Donkey Punch? :confused

:laughing

yella600rr
04-04-2007, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Port4mance
I'll stick to my 12 oz curls at home and not worry about seeing any unfamiliar sacks.

Please insert <names> of familiar sacks.

Kthxsby




Just sometimes I was into that photochop thing cuz if I was I would create an image of Captain Morgon with Don King in head lock.

ALANRIDER7
04-04-2007, 09:29 AM
:laughing

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/198/824/3063484-2260901-robot_owned.gif

Holeshot
04-04-2007, 09:58 AM
Fucking funny shit! I think you might need a new gym...less ghetto, more style?

My Gym's yuppie nice and the worst thing guys do in the locker room is turn basketball on ALL the Tv's and stare at my shaved unit in confusion...

faz
04-04-2007, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by m_asim
May be you should look him in the eye and say "Faz I can't talk to you right now" :teeth I never had anyone talk to me inside the Locker room (thank god for that). Just look anti-social as if the Army did some chemical testing on you that went awry. Sudden twitching of the neck helps too.


:laughing :laughing :laughing

I really don't have any problems with people looking at me. If they are fantasizing about a fat hairy guy in their mind, I say let them enjoy!


Originally posted by Holeshot
...and stare at my shaved unit in confusion...

:wtf

oh yeah...forgot... shaved makes it look bigger.

Holeshot
04-04-2007, 10:58 AM
Faz, I need all the help I can get!

yella600rr
04-04-2007, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by faz

:wtf

oh yeah...forgot... shaved makes it look bigger.

Oh, I'm glad you clarified this because I was thinking he did it to prevent dingle berries.

:laughing

Holeshot
04-04-2007, 11:23 AM
How do you get berries on your nutz? Shitting upside down?

yella600rr
04-04-2007, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by Holeshot
How do you get berries on your nutz? Shitting upside down?

Or mr Dirt E Sanchez P'nIIDB!

m_asim
04-04-2007, 12:05 PM
yella600r Dirty Sanchez =! PIIDB

Anti-Hero
04-04-2007, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Holeshot
How do you get berries on your nutz? Shitting upside down?

Wiping from back to front.

yella600rr
04-04-2007, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by m_asim
Dirty Sanchez =! PIIDB

Well technically there is an additional action required for the dirty sanchez.


FTR my silly nickname for Holeshot is Dirt E Sanchez!

weak_link
04-04-2007, 12:21 PM
BTW//Status Report ball drying:

I did end up trying the blow dry thing this morning and while nice, not something I'd feel remotely comfortable with at the gym. The ole' towel dry job works just fine for me.

CeruleanSkye
04-04-2007, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by weak_link
BTW//Status Report ball drying:

I did end up trying the blow dry thing this morning and while nice, not something I'd feel remotely comfortable with at the gym. The ole' towel dry job works just fine for me.

:rofl

BigMeanBull
03-01-2008, 09:02 PM
<rant>
What in the hell is up with people at the gym blow drying there fooking nuts... that sh!t is gross and needs be done at home or something.. im trying to wash my hands and you have your damn leg up on the counter fooking spread eagle you nasty S.O.B.! :mad </rant>

ok carry on...

:rofl. i've seen this sh*t at the gym too. (24 hour on Paseo in Fremont if anyone goes there)

this old german guy dries his sack and butthole/crack on the hand dryer. :wtf

cvcruiser
03-06-2008, 06:54 AM
This little old asian dude is standing there buck nakids (without even shower shoes) blowdring his tiny little nuts for a minute at the San Leandro 24 hr club, and im thinking this is really fucked up, it should only take 15 seconds. Worst than that, this 50 yr old black woman was filing her bunions or whatever on her feet on a bench next to the hot tub in Castro Valleys 24 club. Im giving her a dirty look like whats wrong with you, and she stops and gives me a look like go ahead and say something. I new better than to say something to her, because of the same reason that theres few black women in customer service.

BTW blow drying your nuts at home feels good.

hocR
03-07-2008, 02:16 AM
My first post, and its about old men drying their balls!

I see this all the time at the 24 hour fitness on Fremont in Sunnyvale. Like using the hand dryers to dry your balls and body just came into fashion. Every trip I make to the gym is a guaranteed view of some old cock and balls!

marksebastian
03-25-2008, 12:28 PM
I'm trying to imagiine what a "do not blow dry your nuts" warning sign might look like, asuming it consist of stick-figures

PhoS
03-25-2008, 12:56 PM
Gold bond + wet nuts = heaven!

I prefer pop rocks on my wet nutz :|

LadiesMan
03-26-2008, 09:48 PM
Shit I do it, the girls love that dry fresh scent!

I wouldn't do it in front of other dudes though.

ponchik
04-05-2008, 08:37 PM
I have never seen anyone do this t the gym I go to... 24hr in Stockton.

doosty
04-05-2008, 10:02 PM
I have never seen anyone do this t the gym I go to... 24hr in Stockton.

would you like to see?

three28is
04-07-2008, 01:41 AM
hahaha, funniest thread ever. this also happens at the 24 in fremont on fremont blvd. gross old people, no shame. and to boot, they always do some crazy shit on the treadmills like throw their arms around, well, just the old asian people.

globe
04-07-2008, 12:25 PM
I have never seen anyone do this t the gym I go to... 24hr in Stockton.

well i now go to that gym during my lunch break, so i dont see it anymore but it uses to go down in the morning and late evenings. Trust me.. you dont want to see it. :x

ponchik
04-08-2008, 08:28 AM
I go just after work between 1:00 and 3:00. You are right... I don't want to see it!

Dootsy... don't get to close, it might be tough to explain that it is not sun burn!

reaLst
04-08-2008, 08:42 AM
This is a regular thing at all gyms. I thought it was just the 24 in San Francisco (Marina Dist) but its all gyms.

globe
04-08-2008, 09:15 AM
You know, i've noticed this group of old asian dudes rubbing/scratching their backs against the wall and lockers.. i really don't know what thats about.. but their asking to be dropped kicked. Oh, this is at the 24 in San Jose off of McKee.

PorradaVFR
04-08-2008, 12:27 PM
Whiskey.


Tango.


Foxtrot.

Zed10R
04-08-2008, 12:43 PM
This is a regular thing at all gyms. I thought it was just the 24 in San Francisco (Marina Dist) but its all gyms.

No. No it is not. :| That is nasty...disgusting...and wrong. Blow dry your balls at HOME, people. Fer fukssake...do they want to be watched wiping their asses as well? :wtf

Is this an Asian thing....like putting your feet on the toilet seat and squatting to shit...as if the can was a hole in the ground?

Ghostdog2007
04-08-2008, 01:20 PM
Paying dues at a gym to watch guys blow dry thier nutz? BwaHaaaaa, I gotta go have a Cigarette!

Hellraizer547
04-08-2008, 01:40 PM
Is this an Asian thing....like putting your feet on the toilet seat and squatting to shit...as if the can was a hole in the ground?

Seriously? That is just ridiculas. To bad I can't find that vid of the 'asian squat'.

superbagger01
04-08-2008, 01:57 PM
Something like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ija9mS62j80&feature=related

Baptistro
04-08-2008, 02:07 PM
Is this an Asian thing....like putting your feet on the toilet seat and squatting to shit...as if the can was a hole in the ground?

:confused

How do you non asians do it?

:confused

superbagger01
04-08-2008, 02:18 PM
haha one more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz-X1n6OY6o

Hooli
04-08-2008, 02:23 PM
Manky nutz.

Zed10R
04-08-2008, 02:26 PM
Seriously? That is just ridiculas. To bad I can't find that vid of the 'asian squat'.

:rofl In total honesty, it happens where I work every day. I'll go into one of the stalls to crap and there will be wet, dirty footprints on the seat. :|
On more than one occasion I witnessed different Asian men walking out of the stall...and when i go in...yeah. footprints.

Zed10R
04-08-2008, 02:28 PM
:confused

How do you non asians do it?

:confused

We use the paper ass gasket and sit on the seat. Unless someone has just stood on it leaving nasty foot prints. Then we find another non defiled can to use. Thank you very much. :twofinger

Baptistro
04-08-2008, 03:36 PM
:rofl In total honesty, it happens where I work every day. I'll go into one of the stalls to crap and there will be wet, dirty footprints on the seat. :|
On more than one occasion I witnessed different Asian men walking out of the stall...and when i go in...yeah. footprints.

We use the paper ass gasket and sit on the seat. Unless someone has just stood on it leaving nasty foot prints. Then we find another non defiled can to use. Thank you very much. :twofinger

My mama told me to take my shoes off when using public toilets, thank you very much :x. Not slipping with socks on took some mastering.

Zed10R
04-08-2008, 04:08 PM
My mama told me to take my shoes off when using public toilets, thank you very much :x. Not slipping with socks on took some mastering.

if I give you a shovel, will you stop ruining the toilet seats? Filthy Bastid.:rofl:twofinger

Baptistro
04-08-2008, 04:13 PM
if I give you a shovel, will you stop ruining the toilet seats? Filthy Bastid.:rofl:twofinger

what am I supposed to do with a shovel? Damn barbarians :twofinger

Zed10R
04-08-2008, 04:20 PM
what am I supposed to do with a shovel? Damn barbarians :twofinger


Dig a hole and squat over it. Pretend it's a toilet. Filthy Bastid. :teeth

Baptistro
04-08-2008, 05:06 PM
Dig a hole and squat over it. Pretend it's a toilet. Filthy Bastid. :teeth

My neighbors on the 17th floor aren't gonna like that much :laughing

paladinnorcal
04-08-2008, 05:55 PM
I can't say I have seen anyone using a blow dryer to dry their nuts or berries at the JCC. However, we do have more then our share of guys in their 70's and 80's who have no problem wandering all over the locker room, and having long conversations with each other in Russian while standing around in the buff.

doosty
04-11-2008, 10:04 AM
I go just after work between 1:00 and 3:00. You are right... I don't want to see it!

Dootsy... don't get to close, it might be tough to explain that it is not sun burn!:rofl

alright but if you change your mind i'm here. nah just kiddin that is some sick shit and i encourage the dudes who are walking by not saying shit to give a swift to the blow dryer balls guys.:kicknuts

hocR
04-23-2008, 03:42 PM
update: they put up signs to in the locker room that these are to be used on HANDS only. No asian ball dryers for weeks but just saw a tall naked white guy drying his balls with his swim trunks completely covering another dryer. The trunks were inside out so you could see his SKIDMARKS.. lovely.

advil
04-23-2008, 06:17 PM
Seriously? That is just ridiculas. To bad I can't find that vid of the 'asian squat'.
here you go:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWTmg4dHiKg

Priceless thread! When I used to go to Clubsport Fremont, that shit happened all the time. Save the asscrack/toejam/twignberry contamination for your own damn blow dryer at home. Disgusting. :green

CBR Warrior
04-23-2008, 09:17 PM
<rant>
What in the hell is up with people at the gym blow drying there fooking nuts... that sh!t is gross and needs be done at home or something.. im trying to wash my hands and you have your damn leg up on the counter fooking spread eagle you nasty S.O.B.! :mad </rant>

ok carry on...
:rofl

jenmonkey
04-23-2008, 11:40 PM
This is quite possibly the funniest fucking thread I've ever read, on any board on teh internets, of all time.

Jesus Christ, I'm actually crying from laughing so hard.

I'm using this thread to help me decide on a gym for when I get tired of using my apartment gym. I was considering going back to the Dec Club, but now that I know about the eastern-euro muff-drying grannies, my own private bathroom is looking really damn good.

I have never in my life had a .sig file, because it's just too much effort and I'm deeply disinterested in my internet presence. There are just too many gems in this thread to not change my mind. :)

Hee hee. Public nut-drying. Freaking classic.

-Jen:ape

The1SeanE
04-27-2008, 09:53 AM
:rofl. i've seen this sh*t at the gym too. (24 hour on Paseo in Fremont if anyone goes there)

this old german guy dries his sack and butthole/crack on the hand dryer. :wtf

Yea I think it might be a 24hr thing I see the old guys in Pleasanton doing that nasty mess also, and talking like that is what I want to see. That is another reason to get in and get out of the locker rooms. I might start changing in my car.

Paulo666
04-27-2008, 04:14 PM
I've done that at home but its not to dry your nut sack its to dry your pubes from being wet, you normally just use a towel but since your blow drying your hair, why not your nuts, plus it feels good :laughing

Dont tell me you dont wipe your peepee on the good towels for the guest too :twofinger

fonseca
05-01-2008, 12:53 PM
<rant>
What in the hell is up with people at the gym blow drying there fooking nuts... that sh!t is gross and needs be done at home or something.. im trying to wash my hands and you have your damn leg up on the counter fooking spread eagle you nasty S.O.B.! :mad </rant>

ok carry on...

He's probably gay. And he probably wants you too! :laughing

iin10ded
05-22-2008, 03:33 PM
best thread ever. my theory is that these 'nut driers' as they shall be known, probably towel dry the boys at home, but prefer the public spectacle of air drying at the gym.

it's why i never, ever go to the bathroom at 24hr, under any circumstances. i'd shit in my car first.

HaChu
05-22-2008, 05:25 PM
:teeth

byt
05-22-2008, 05:38 PM
omfg I saw this at the gym last week. ugh!

phuzzy3d
07-14-2008, 07:01 PM
So they don't managed the jungle? I guess they don't know they are missing out on the invisible inch.

:teeth

vermicious
07-18-2008, 08:01 AM
Whatever happened to a plain ol' rub-job with your towel? Feels much better than a hair dryer I would think. Besides which my noggin has no use for a hair dryer so I'd probably hurt myself with it.:nerd
I guess some guys like their nuts toasted?

vermicious
07-18-2008, 08:02 AM
So do they like ....sing while they're doing it or anything. I guess I don't understand how one could be nonchalant about blow drying one's nuts in front of an audience.

Volcomism
07-31-2008, 11:02 AM
I prefer an audience, but that's just me. :dunno

Janna
07-31-2008, 02:04 PM
Boys are just...gross.

phuzzy3d
08-02-2008, 05:39 AM
http://bp2.blogger.com/_KNOtnwsY7Wo/RrDPxWgjpfI/AAAAAAAAACc/fXcyDnP7tL0/s400/ugly_man.jpg

Volcomism
08-04-2008, 12:03 PM
and i'm spent :barf

Mped14
08-10-2008, 08:10 PM
I Manage and work out at a 24 hourfitness and we cant stand it when people use the HAND DRYERS as towels - the rules specifically state you must bring a towel but unfortunatly people sure dont like to use them - i think the worst was when i came into the locker room one morning and a man had a Shaving cream bikini on and was proceeded to shave his WHOLE BODY butt crack and all- needless to say I had to confront him and tell him such "maintenance" is best to be left at home !

WOW - Common sense ?

209manny
08-22-2008, 02:17 AM
funny gold bond ads. Obviously that guy has not seen them

http://www.powdermyequipment.com/

didupart13
08-22-2008, 03:21 AM
I Manage and work out at a 24 hourfitness and we cant stand it when people use the HAND DRYERS as towels - the rules specifically state you must bring a towel but unfortunatly people sure dont like to use them - i think the worst was when i came into the locker room one morning and a man had a Shaving cream bikini on and was proceeded to shave his WHOLE BODY butt crack and all- needless to say I had to confront him and tell him such "maintenance" is best to be left at home !

WOW - Common sense ?

WOW...WTF!!!!

fattygotpunked
08-22-2008, 11:01 AM
Probably didn't want to listen to his wife bitchin he clogged the drain by shaving his rug. Regular maintenance people!