Trailer Thief Caught On Camera!!!!

[ALANRIDER7]

I was at my desk doing some paperwork when I noticed a car pull up outside in the shop parking lot. I'm thinking :wtf is he here for on a Sunday????? He then parked right next to my race trailer and I knew what was up right away. So I grabbed my camera and ran outside like a rabid dog. I screamed extremely loudly at him as I approached.

"YOU ARE SO FUCKING BUSTED ASSHOLE!!!!!" And I was taking pictures the whole time. He threw his bolt cutters back into his car and got in, revving the shit out of his motor. He was saying "NO!" over and over again. He pointed the car towards me so I had to back off.

Then he sped off.

Petaluma PD has alerted CHP and are running his plates as I write this. The seargent was pleased that I got pictures, including a face shot.

Maybe this fucking scumbag will do some time. Fucking lowlife piece of shit. :finger

Here's the sequence:

[ALANRIDER7]

Number 2:

[ALANRIDER7]

Number 3: Notice him turning the front wheels towards me like he's going to try to run me over.

[ALANRIDER7]

Number 4:

[Climber]

:thumbup Glad you caught the lowlife scumbag in the act!!!

The way that I feel about thieves these days is that I wish they would just fucking drop dead the moment they try to steal something!

[ALANRIDER7]

Number 5:

As he sped off.

[rattrap]

THAT, is a great catch, Alan!

Short of anyone getting hurt, these pics are is the next best thing.

Hope they've got him by now.

[Climber]

Maybe once you find out where he lives, you can print up one of these shots and post it around his neighborhood.

Then all of his neighbor's will know who's been stealing their stuff too.....

[2nsane]

Shit I have to leave the state now:mad
Damn you Alan and damn your damn camera.:laughing

Good job catching that douche on Camera. :applause :applause :applause

[Climber]

I'll bet that you were really tempted to hop in your truck and follow the piece of shit!

[ALANRIDER7]

It turns out the van on the other end of the parking lot had been broken into as well.

[CaliGuy2004]

YOU ARE A FUCKING SAV....

God damm.... you are soo fuckin rad... 1 down...

Good shit... let thats asshole rot in a cell

[2nsane]

Alan he turned his freaking wheels right twords you. That in itself is jail time for trying to run you over. Take that peice of shit down.

[masameet]

Way to go, Alan!

Just checked DCA BAR and it looks like the jerk smogged his car last year at Steve's Smog & Auto Repair in Sonoma. So maybe he lives in Sonoma.

And his Civic doesn't have a hitch.

[Zerox]

Well done!

[stunna]

kudos to you my friend. and lots of em'

[digitalbar]

NICE CATCH

[ALANRIDER7]

He was trying to break into the trailer by cutting the lock on the door. I caught him before he cut it.

[shraz]

how was he gonna steal the bikes? lol :teeth

good catch

[Junkie]

good job, let's hope he gets time for it.

[ALANRIDER7]

The trailer is empty with a wheel removed so it's harder to steal. He was trying to get inside.

[R3DS!X]

NICE ALAN!!!! he looks like a crack head. i hope you get to keep his head to mount on your wall. and you can use the rest of the body as a scratching post!

dont forget to charge for vehicular assult

sorry about saturday morning, i couldn't get the bike out there in time i hope you got my message.

[jorbar1551]

great job...i say we let the barf militia have some target practice.

[crazy_sherm]

Awesome job with the pics. Not quite what I expected a bike thief to look like. I thought he would be too busy trying to get his paladin to 58th level on WoW.

[MrCrash]

Way to go, Alan!

[JakesKTM]

Originally posted by 2nsane
Alan he turned his freaking wheels right twords you. That in itself is jail time for trying to run you over. Take that peice of shit down.

I thought the same thing. Let us know f that turns into an assault charge.

Great Job !!!!!!

[FrigginChi]

that looks like Daventura...lol

[racercutie]

Whoa! Glad you were there! What a prick. Did you dent his car, lol.

Alan, could you get an alam on your trailer/trailer door?
Is there such a thing?
I'm curious also, how do you insure race trailer belongings?

[ALANRIDER7]

The officer had to leave quickly to go to a hit and run that was just called in. Maybe it was him fleeing.

Stay tuned.

[JeebusX]

Good thinking w/ the camera Alan! Awesome!

[amo]

So money! That was awesome man! Congrats! I hope he didnt do any damage with those bolt cutters before he jetted off?

[photojulian]

Way to go Alan, hope the law hooks this A wipe up and he does a chunck of time. I'm glad he didn't hit you, and was otherwise apparently unarmed. Trying to run you down is an felony assault with a deadly weapon charge. I bet this guy has priors that will serve as enhancements once he is caught. Keep us posted on this one.:mad :mad

[PorradaVFR]

Grinning like a fool and whooping like a....fool! :)

Love it! Way to go Alan!!!

Sprotbiles Dynamicos does ass-whuppin estimates for FREE!! w00t!!

[TerryNugwin]

he kinda looks like com3 except less facial hair

[ALANRIDER7]

Under advice of counsel, I am told that posting photos of evidence can possibly get me into trouble. Do you believe that shit???

So I have temporarily taken them down.

That would be something- this fuckstick sues me because I posted pictures of him committing a crime and calling him a thief.

I will post the pictures back up after I get approval from the authorities.

[Slowest_One]

good work Alan!

[R3DS!X]

although its bs about the pics you might as well play it safe.
im glad your alright, if ti was me(not that i'd steal from a rider) i woulda run you over and took your camera.

i'll be waiting here on the edge of my seat for updates.

[stan23]

Good Job Alan!

These pics are gonna be a hot barf commodity first thing monday morning..

Glad to know i've seen them. I bet you the car is stolen too.. I've never seen a guy like that drive a riced out civic.

[RC31x]

Hells yeah, I hope they nail this dude. Did they come back and investigate the van that had been broken into?

String him up with some tie downs!

There's not much worse than thieves.

:applause :applause :applause

[R3DS!X]

did he actually cut anything with the bolt cutter or did you scare him off before?

[General Alcazar]

Nice work Alan! I hope they catch that twit. It makes me wonder if it is the same fuckwad that broke in to your place last year.

[Venomized]

Shit.....I missed the pics....post one really quickly:laughing :laughing

[TypeJ]

Good job man!! I try hard to be a pacifist, but thieves just send me back to anger management class!!:mad

Great work getting the camera out (pics were down by the time I am posting). I hope this saves others the anger/frustration of being violated.

[R6 Flyer C5]

Nice work with the cam Alan...hope they put his ass behind bars where no bolt cutters wil get his ass out!! Let's hope he does cause I want to see the pics!!! :cry :teeth
Someone should just take these lowlife thieves out of their law braking misery :sniper

[}Dragon{]

Well, Im sure your vehicle was not the only one hit: PPD will probably get multiple calls Monday AM.

When he turned his wheels at you? Did he accelerate towards you? Were you in fear for your life???

Mr. Funt would be proud :teeth
http://img.search.com/thumb/5/59/Candid2.jpg/130px-Candid2.jpg

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by rljetsetradio
did he actually cut anything with the bolt cutter or did you scare him off before?

This whole thing happened at 6:15pm tonight. In broad daylight even!!!!!!! He was just about to cut the lock with some big bolt cutters. There are marks on the lock. I was pretty aggressive when I screamed at him. I definitely scared the shit out of him. One of my friends told me I could have been shot had he been carrying a gun. The funny thing was I felt absolutely zero fear about confronting him. Adrenaline is funny stuff.

[Yody]

so when can we see the pics? PM?

I'm suprised you didn't hurt him after reading how much you hate thiefs. Although I'd guess you wouldn't be telling us about the thief that you drug into the back of the shop and let your pussy have its way with him

[Venomized]

Can you post a pic with a smiley face over his face. Just to see what kind of pics you got. Did you get pics of him with the bolt cutters in hand?

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by yody
so when can we see the pics? PM?

I'm suprised you didn't hurt him after reading how much you hate thiefs. Although I'd guess you wouldn't be telling us about the thief that you drug into the back of the shop and let your pussy have its way with him

He's lucky he left the cats inside:

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/xoa/cat_payne1.jpg

[tdah]

awesome job, man! i don't think i would have thought to grab a camera. a baseball bat yes, but not a camera. good on you for grabbing the one that'll help put him in jail. ;)

the pics are not showing. did you take them down? (hopefully i didn't miss an explanation of this).

[Hooli]

What you should have done, was to let him get in the trailer. Then sneak up and slam the door closed and slip a crowbar through the hasp.

Good work regardless! :thumbup

[RhythmRider]

Originally posted by Hooli
What you should have done, was to let him get in the trailer. Then sneak up and slam the door closed and slip a crowbar through the hasp.

Good work regardless! :thumbup
Good idea, but takes too much presence of mind to come up with. First thoughts are usually more like, "Fucker, you're dead now!!!"

[dipset]

DAMN i missed the pics too!
i want to see what this MF'r looks like!

[}Dragon{]

So was the guy dressed like this?

http://www.energyquest.ca.gov/story/images/chap05_energizer_bunny.jpg

[R3DS!X]

Originally posted by tdah
the pics are not showing. did you take them down? (hopefully i didn't miss an explanation of this).
hope often leads to disappointment
he was advised not to post them for legal reasons he said he would repost them as soon as the police give the thumbs up.

its good he left marks on the chain/lock gives even more evidence that he was actually trying to break in.
a lawyer could say that the guy found some bolt cutter near the trailer and was picking them up and when you came out he got scared and left, but with the marks on the chain that story it OUT!

[Stormdragon]

Good work Alan! Smart thinking getting the camera too! I would have been so WTF? I would have just stood around and blinked for way too long. Don't forget to post a nice poster series on the wall of your shop after everything's said and done. ;)

[hkwan]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
.... One of my friends told me I could have been shot had he been carrying a gun. The funny thing was I felt absolutely zero fear about confronting him. Adrenaline is funny stuff.

Dang, what was your friend suggesting you to do, hide inside the shop like the rest of the pussies...

Shit, instead of picking up the camera, I probably would have picked up a tool and knocked the fuck out of him then dragged his ass inside the shop and claimed that he tried to hurt you physically.

[ALANRIDER7]

Update:

I just got a call from the Petaluma PD.

The Sonoma County Sheriffs just arrested the guy. He had apparently been a one man crime wave in town here today, thinking because it's Easter nobody would be around. There were several incidents that they think he was responsible for. The detective said he was driving up there now to match the pictures I took to the perp. He was apparently on parole also.

Score one for the little guy.

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
Update:

I just got a call from the Petaluma PD.

The Sonoma County Sheriffs just arrested the guy. He had apparently been a one man crime wave in town here today, thinking because it's Easter nobody would be around. There were several incidents that they think he was responsible for. The detective said he was driving up there now to match the pictures I took to the perp.

Score one for the little guy.

:banana!!!

Great news!

[quasi888]

Awesome.

I missed the photos...can't wait to see the look on this shitbag's face.

[scarydriver]

GREAT story, Alan! Congrats on a job well done!

:hail :hail :kicknuts

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by quasi888
Awesome.

I missed the photos...can't wait to see the look on this shitbag's face.

This guy looks familair :grin

http://www.mugshots.net/michael_jackson/michael_jackson.jpg


and:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3071817-attempted_459.jpg

[Venomized]

So will you be able to post the pics sometime soon?:wow

[R3DS!X]

http://www.brainalmeltdown.net/cybbis/blog/blogpics/jail.jpg

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by rljetsetradio
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mz40RlGFVsAhlejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12gjj3v6k/EXP=1176183672/**http%3A//www.brainalmeltdown.net/cybbis/blog/blogpics/jail.jpg

:wtf

[essvee]

It's just awesome to be reading this instead of what this *could* have been. Way to go, Alan. I hope it's this pricks' third strike.

[R3DS!X]

Originally posted by }Dragon{
:wtf
yeah dont give me even a minute to try and fix it.:laughing :laughing :laughing

[Razel]

Originally posted by rljetsetradio
yeah dont give me even a minute to try and fix it.:laughing :laughing :laughing Yeah, ever since he was passed by a beemer on Mines Rd., he's been a bit cranky... :teeth

[NoGall]

Awesome!

[Father J]

Sweet!:cool

[hayabusafiend]

+1
Hopefully your fast camera actions will add a whole bunch of jail time.

[kuanspeed]

awesome... +1 good job. not only have u saved ur stuff, you have potentially taken this person off the streets from ruining other people's lives and days.

[Mike T]

nice! major mojo to you sir if i had any!!!!!!

Edit: :cry i cant see the pics...poo

[zeefrenchspy]

hmmm.... I know this would have been hard to do, but you would have gotten a even more solid case if you had let the guy break the lock, and gotten the whole sequence on film :laughing

[Killermarmot]

That is awesome another asshat that never should have been on parole gets to go back with time added. for at least attempted breaking and entering and assault with a deadly weapon. Rock on. :thumbup

[PhoS]

:laughing

[deathbug74]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
Under advice of counsel, I am told that posting photos of evidence can possibly get me into trouble. Do you believe that shit???

So I have temporarily taken them down.

I will post the pictures back up after I get approval from the authorities.

quoted because it's come up...

that said, i caught em when the thread FIRST went up, and great work :applause

[Mike T]

Originally posted by deathbug74
quoted because it's come up...

that said, i caught em when the thread FIRST went up, and great work :applause

thanks! man...i wanna see that SOB who got caught....good job alan

[2nsane]

Looked like a crack head with a beard. Alan we want to know if your going after this SOB for trying to run you down.
;)

[Cyclesuzy]

Damn - missed the photos but good job catching the thief!

[Sane_Man]

Originally posted by hkwan
Dang, what was your friend suggesting you to do, hide inside the shop like the rest of the pussies...

Shit, instead of picking up the camera, I probably would have picked up a tool and knocked the fuck out of him then dragged his ass inside the shop and Barf'ed him.

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072059-fixed.gif

[lefty]

AWESOME Job Alan!!!!

It was great running into you on Friday as well.

[ALANRIDER7]

This is the picture of Mr. Asshole as he fled the scene:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072088-dsc08351__custom___2_.jpg

[afm199]

Hey when I was leaving I dropped a crack pipe, could you check for it? I saw your trailer with the lock loose and I was relocking it so no one would steal anything when you came out. I was too embarassed to accept your gracious thanks so I left in a hurry :teeth

[ALANRIDER7]

He was just about to cut the lock on the trailer door when I caught him.

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072097-dsc08352__custom_.jpg

[Jimbo007]

Big Props. Good job saving everybody in town a lot of heartbreak and providing an open-shut case for the PD. I'd have loved to see him panic and run.

[snowface]

holy awesome, batman. :applause.

once council approves picture posting, please do return and show us a glimpse of this fuckwad (even if you have to hide his face). the "fleeing civic" shot just made my day...

[}Dragon{]

Hey- at least it wasn't a cat burglar. :teeth

[ALANRIDER7]

It looks like he 'may' have broken into this van as well. It was parked on the other end of the parking lot.

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072137-dsc08359__custom_.jpg

[Jakemate]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
This whole thing happened at 6:15pm tonight. In broad daylight even!!!!!!! He was just about to cut the lock with some big bolt cutters. There are marks on the lock. I was pretty aggressive when I screamed at him. I definitely scared the shit out of him. One of my friends told me I could have been shot had he been carrying a gun. The funny thing was I felt absolutely zero fear about confronting him. Adrenaline is funny stuff.


CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE SECTION 12020-12040

12026. (a) Section 12025 shall not apply to or affect any citizen
of the United States or legal resident over the age of 18 years who
resides or is temporarily within this state, and who is not within
the excepted classes prescribed by Section 12021 or 12021.1 of this
code or Section 8100 or 8103 of the Welfare and Institutions Code,
who carries, either openly or concealed, anywhere within the citizen'
s or legal resident's place of residence, place of business, or on
private property owned or lawfully possessed by the citizen or legal
resident any pistol, revolver, or other firearm capable of being
concealed upon the person.
(b) No permit or license to purchase, own, possess, keep, or
carry, either openly or concealed, shall be required of any citizen
of the United States or legal resident over the age of 18 years who
resides or is temporarily within this state, and who is not within
the excepted classes prescribed by Section 12021 or 12021.1 of this
code or Section 8100 or 8103 of the Welfare and Institutions Code, to
purchase, own, possess, keep, or carry, either openly or concealed,
a pistol, revolver, or other firearm capable of being concealed upon
the person within the citizen's or legal resident's place of
residence, place of business, or on private property owned or
lawfully possessed by the citizen or legal resident.

:teeth

[GhostRider]

so, who do we have to lobby to get california state law a bit better in line with the good old south.

in texas you could have so peppered that guys backside as he tried to run from you.

:(

[ALANRIDER7]

This is just for him:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072160-jail_tee.gif

[USARMworker]

:applause :applause
Good job, Alan. Please repost (I can't believe I'm asking for that!) the pics as soon as you can. I wanna see the look on his face as he realizes he's BUSTED!!! I bet you were pretty fookin' scary...

[}Dragon{]

We could all pitch in and buy him a going away present:

http://www.middlemanmedia.com/images/eldsoap.gif

[T-1 Thunder]

"He pointed the car towards me so I had to back off."

That is the moment in time where the law says you could have discharged your shotgun into his little bastard face.

"assault with a deadly weapon" is what that was.

Since this was your home/business, you were within your right ALSO to have ON YOUR PERSON - a loaded and concealed weapon.

Yes, even in California.

[FINCHouse]

:applause :applause :applause

+1 for the good guys :cool

[afm199]

Originally posted by T-1 Thunder
"He pointed the car towards me so I had to back off."

That is the moment in time where the law says you could have discharged your shotgun into his little bastard face.

"assault with a deadly weapon" is what that was.

Since this was your home/business, you were within your right ALSO to have ON YOUR PERSON - a loaded and concealed weapon.

Yes, even in California.

You wish. Get your laws straight. In Alan's place of business he can hold and use a gun if threatened. In the PARKING LOT it depends on whether the lease holds the places for his use, whether the driver was in common space or Alan's space and whether Alan could have taken action to remove himself from danger.

You ain't in Texas. Dont' give people the impression CA has sensible laws. You can shoot someone in your HOME and go to jail.

[Venomized]

Use this bozo the clown to cover his face, for us to see this fool:laughing :laughing . Shrink it if it's too big.

http://www.happyballs.com/Merchant4/imgs/balls/cartoons/large/bozo_the_clown_antenna_ball.jpg

[T-1 Thunder]

Good point about the public parking lot.

Although every cop show you see - the cops SHOOT at the bad guys even when the cops could easily just get out of the way instead...

They even get in FRONT of cars intentionally and shoot people if they try to proceed. I guess the law only works for them?

[afm199]

Originally posted by T-1 Thunder
Good point about the public parking lot.

Although every cop show you see - the cops SHOOT at the bad guys even when the cops could easily just get out of the way instead...

They even get in FRONT of cars intentionally and shoot people if they try to proceed. I guess the law only works for them?

Doh

[Mangoat]

Good catch Alan. I'm surprised you didn't chase the fooker in your truck. Either way you and PPD were able to get this scum off the streets.:applause

[HaChu]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
"YOU ARE SO FUCKING BUSTED ASSHOLE!!!!!" And I was taking pictures the whole time. He threw his bolt cutters back into his car and got in, revving the shit out of his motor. He was saying "NO!" over and over again.

I love this part especially when he starts saying "NO!" repeatedly.

Way to go, Alan!!! Glad the thief got caught! :applause

[m_asim]

TTIUWP :|

Post teh pics mate!!111eleven

-after getting the green signal of course.

[Traq]

Originally posted by T-1 Thunder
Good point about the public parking lot.

Although every cop show you see - the cops SHOOT at the bad guys even when the cops could easily just get out of the way instead...

They even get in FRONT of cars intentionally and shoot people if they try to proceed. I guess the law only works for them?
Cops don't have a duty to retreat, citizens do. End of lesson.

Now stop thread jacking and go search the LEO forum if you want more info cause there's been a thread or two of your exact scenarios.

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by Traq
Cops don't have a duty to retreat, citizens do.

There is no "duty to retreat" by a private person in CA that I'm aware of...

But I don't recommend people shooting each other even if it's justified unless it is an absolute last resort to protect one's life.

[mrslug]

Alan,

Wow, what a story. It was awesome you had the frame of mind to catch him on tape, vs just trying to scare him off or beat him to a pulp. That is great the PD caught him! Talk about some convincing evidence!

One Asshole down, 1,000,000 left to go!

Alan for PRESIDENT!

[krazychowmein]

Outstanding!

[canyonrat]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
Under advice of counsel, I am told that posting photos of evidence can possibly get me into trouble. Do you believe that shit???

So I have temporarily taken them down.

That would be something- this fuckstick sues me because I posted pictures of him committing a crime and calling him a thief.

I will post the pictures back up after I get approval from the authorities.

Good job!

Sorry that shit had to happen.

Actually, your parking lot is a "public" parking lot since not all of the businesses don't need an appointment and since it's multiple tenant.

Photo's taken in public places have always been considered ok.

You just need to be careful and use words like "alledged" "might have been", "appeared to be", prior to any statements.

So...This "apparent" huck-fead "appeared" to be attempting to steal the trailer. Please be on the look out for him because the police wish to question him.

[sammmy]

:cool :applause

[canyonrat]

Also, file civil suit against him!

[USARMworker]

Originally posted by canyonrat
Also, file civil suit against him!

Yeah! You can sue him for his sh!tbox Honda and some crack! :p

[Slowmofo]

So did they ever catch him?

[Jakemate]

Originally posted by canyonrat

Actually, your parking lot is a "public" parking lot since not all of the businesses don't need an appointment and since it's multiple tenant.


I beg to differ. Check, Planned Parenthood v.Wilson, 234 Cal.App.3d 1662 (1991); Allred v. Shawley, 232 Cal.App.3d 1489 (1991); Allred v.Harris, 14 Cal.App.4th 1386 (1993).

[ALANRIDER7]

Upon further consideration, there is nothing wrong with posting pictures of this alleged asshole as long as I call him alleged asshole. :laughing :laughing :laughing

This is the one where I was running out of the front door. He was on the other side of the trailer with his bolt cutters in hand:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072914-dsc08347__custom_.jpg

[Mike T]

^:laughing

he cant park....damn n00b drivers!

:laughing

[ALANRIDER7]

This is number 2:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072930-copy_of_dsc08348__custom_.jpg

[snowface]

LOVE THE PORN STASH DIRTBAG. i want to hurt him. [allegedly].

[Climber]

Hope he goes back for some additional asshole stretching.

[ALANRIDER7]

All during this time I am clicking away and screaming at him "YOU ARE SO FUCKING BUSTED YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE ASSHOLE!!! YOU WANNA TRY TAKING MY SHIT??? FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! Notice how the alleged asshole now turns his steering wheel right at me as he bounces his car off the rev limiter:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072956-copy_of_dsc08349__custom_.jpg

[ALANRIDER7]

He then proceeds to try to get out of town and I move way back:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072965-copy_of_dsc08350__custom_.jpg

[Mike T]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
All during this time I am clicking away and screaming at him "YOU ARE SO FUCKING BUSTED YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE ASSHOLE!!! YOU WANNA TRY TAKING MY SHIT??? FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! Notice how the alleged asshole now turns his steering wheel right at me as he bounces his car off the rev limiter:

o0o0o0oo0oo0o0o....driving without a seatbelt...thats a click it TICKET to you!

[ALANRIDER7]

And then Mr. alleged asshole beats a hasty retreat back to the trailer park. The police were quite pleased with the money shots of both his face and license plate.

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072971-copy_of_dsc08351__custom_.jpg

[Venomized]

AWESOME catch!!!! Thanks for posting:teeth ...I've had two Mustang Cobras stolen from me at different times. So I hate thieves. I always wondered what the hell would have I done if I ran into someone stealing my car or whatever item.

[snowface]

he's so busted. def going to jail to get anal-ized now...

[mcarb]

may there be many cummy buttholes in his future.

[rritterson]

awesome. The pictures are probably the best outcome you could have gotten in that situation.

Kudos for thinking on your feet.

[wazzuFreddo]

too bad he didn't allegedly "trip and fall" on his way to the car :p

[weak_link]

Originally posted by rritterson
awesome. The pictures are probably the best outcome you could have gotten in that situation.

Kudos for thinking on your feet.

Great reminder to grab the camera. :thumbup

Best thread in a long time.

[Dove]

Really does look like Ventura...:laughing

Congrats on the good catch. :applause

[Climber]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
All during this time I am clicking away and screaming at him "YOU ARE SO FUCKING BUSTED YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE ASSHOLE!!! YOU WANNA TRY TAKING MY SHIT??? FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! Notice how the alleged asshole now turns his steering wheel right at me as he bounces his car off the rev limiter:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072956-copy_of_dsc08349__custom_.jpg
I wonder about that dent in his right front quarter panel....doesn't that look like it could have been made by someone's legs?

<Yeah, I know it's a longshot but given his action with Alan...>

[Anster]

nice one!!:thumbup :thumbup

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by Climber
I wonder about that dent in his right front quarter panel....doesn't that look like it could have been made by someone's legs?

<Yeah, I know it's a longshot but given his action with Alan...>


If you saw Alan in his spandex, you'd be screaming No! NO! NO! and hitting the gas too :p

(I doubt that dent is from a person)

[monkeythumpa]

Unless you got a picture of the bolt cutters that I did not see, it looks like he is just parking and taking a piss. If someone came out screaming "You are so busted" while my shlong is hanging out, I would jump in my car and take off too.

[pSykopSoMaTiK]

Originally posted by wazzuFreddo
too bad he didn't allegedly "trip and fall" on his way to the car :p

No so fast Freddo....then the fucker would sue Alan for causing him to trip....on Alan's property!!

Good going Alan!!! :thumbup

[faz]

:thumbup to Alan!

:finger the fucking thief! :mad

[motorman4life]

You could always block out eyes or blur faces and plate numbers... that works for COPS!

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3073299-funt.jpg

[mcarb]

Originally posted by monkeythumpa
Unless you got a picture of the bolt cutters that I did not see, it looks like he is just parking and taking a piss. If someone came out screaming "You are so busted" while my shlong is hanging out, I would jump in my car and take off too.


You're joking right?

"We captured the alleged rapist waking through the carwash with the little girl. We caught them walking out together. We found his DNA on her body."

"Yeah, but you didn't have a photo of his cock in her ass. He could have just wanted to talk to her when his splooge accidently fell on her face."

Come on dude, I would think the marks on the padlock may just match the boltcutters in his car.

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by monkeythumpa
Unless you got a picture of the bolt cutters that I did not see, it looks like he is just parking and taking a piss. If someone came out screaming "You are so busted" while my shlong is hanging out, I would jump in my car and take off too.

I know what I saw. :|

[dipset]

:love
your my HERO!

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
I know what I saw. :|

I think Alan knows the difference between a schlong and bolt cutters.

Alan really should have used a cat launcher to confront this guy... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4EoG5jiXjM)

[Cali]

Thats awesome! Good job.

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by }Dragon{
I think Alan knows the difference between a schlong and bolt cutters.

Alan really should have used a cat launcher to confront this guy... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4EoG5jiXjM)

:laughing :laughing :laughing

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3073498-haha.jpg

[snowface]

***UPDATE***

VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF "SCHLONG" THEORY.

"SCHLONG/PEEING" THEORY CONFIRMED. BOLT CUTTERS LIKELY IMAGINED OR INVENTED BY THE VICTIM TO AVOID EMBARASSMENT. "SCHLONG" WAS ACTUALLY A TURQUOISE DILDO ALLEGEDLY BEING USED BY THE PERP BEHIND THE TRAILER. SCHLONG WAS ALLEGEDLY ALSO USED AS A WEAPON AGAINST MR. ALAN, AS THIS TIME LAPSE PHOTOGRAPHY WORK FROM JACK BAUER WILL CONFIRM.
























http://www.salpartovi.com/barf/dildo.bmp

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by snowface
http://www.salpartovi.com/barf/dildo.bmp

:rofl

Someone could get an eye poked out with those things!


Is that Rounboy throwing grenades behind Alan's trailer?

[Lupin]

Awesome! Great work!!

[wazzuFreddo]

Originally posted by }Dragon{
I think Alan knows the difference between a schlong and bolt cutters.

Alan really should have used a cat launcher to confront this guy... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4EoG5jiXjM)

"The kid in me likes the frosted side. The adult in me likes the kid in me."

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[boney]

I just got back from a long weekend away. This is by far the best thing that happened anywhere.

Crackhead= 0
Alan= 1

[nakedape]

Alan, I swear it wasn't me...NApe

[Lazerus]

That is about as uplifting as it gets. GJ bro! I can imagine Alan taking a moment to consider his weapon like Butch from Pulp Fiction

Fingering the trigger of a .45- nah too easy

hefting a golf club- nah, too yupi

gripping a digital camera- Thats the ticket!

way to think on your feet. tool of the trade for damage estimates huh?

Masterlock= $8

Race trailer=$1500

Pulling a com3 on Joe Dirt= priceless

[JPM]

Good job Alan. Just post over the pics "All suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law" Just like cops.
But on the serious note, wait until the officer says it’s ok. If there are more victims out there and they see the pics here before being show a photo line-up their independent recollection could be called in to jeopardy. The last thing you want to do is give a defense lawyer any ammo to get this guy off. :mad

PS- If you gave me more incentive to get my bike worked on I could have been there and taken care of the whole problem for you. :p

[monkeythumpa]

Originally posted by mcarb
You're joking right?

"We captured the alleged rapist waking through the carwash with the little girl. We caught them walking out together. We found his DNA on her body."

"Yeah, but you didn't have a photo of his cock in her ass. He could have just wanted to talk to her when his splooge accidently fell on her face."

Come on dude, I would think the marks on the padlock may just match the boltcutters in his car.

No. I just know how the justice system works. If you are lucky the guy will be picked up with the cutters in his car. If the guy is halfway smart he will "store" the cutters in his neighbor's garage. If you are lucky he will have a rap sheet. If not it is a coin toss. I hope he gets convicted but even with these pics, it is his word against Alan's and since you brought up rape cases, let alone property crimes, I know from experience it can be a crap shoot.

[R3DS!X]

if you ever get his name and what jail he will be staying at i'd like to visit him, laugh at him and then leave.

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by monkeythumpa
No. I just know how the justice system works. If you are lucky the guy will be picked up with the cutters in his car. If the guy is halfway smart he will "store" the cutters in his neighbor's garage. If you are lucky he will have a rap sheet. If not it is a coin toss. I hope he gets convicted but even with these pics, it is his word against Alan's and since you brought up rape cases, let alone property crimes, I know from experience it can be a crap shoot.

Apparently, Mr. Fuckstick Asshole was on parole. Maybe now they will return him to a front row seat at the Fudgepack Hilton.

[nakedape]

Alan, I'm glad your crime was addressed promptly by the PPD. Please post the case # from county when you get it so we can oogle. The guy will undoubtedly feel at home in jail, with three hots and a cot (and buddy felons), so any hopes of his being ass-raped is ludicrous...oh well...NApe

[mercurial]

Originally posted by monkeythumpa
No. I just know how the justice system works. If you are lucky the guy will be picked up with the cutters in his car. If the guy is halfway smart he will "store" the cutters in his neighbor's garage. If you are lucky he will have a rap sheet. If not it is a coin toss. I hope he gets convicted but even with these pics, it is his word against Alan's and since you brought up rape cases, let alone property crimes, I know from experience it can be a crap shoot.

yes if the cutters were found in his possession, with his rap sheet and Alan's testimony, he is toast. More than adequate to find him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt (although this will never go to trial).

If the cutters were not found on him, the case will be extremely weak (unless they found and linked other property in his possession to other victims). Some thieves are pretty stupid and since he is on parole, they might be able to lean on him pretty hard and get a plea bargain.

If you really wanted to nail him, you should have called the cops and let him continue on unmolested. If they catch him standing in front of your trailer with half your shit in his car, it is open and shut.

Of course then you take the chance that the cops will drag ass, and he will walk off with all your shit before they can pick him up. its a crap shoot as always.

[R3DS!X]

although the pics were good if your digi cam had a video mode that would have been even better and we all could have heard the NO NO NO NO!!!

[SLOW10R]

Sounds like a good ADW charge to go along with the attempted burglary. Should hopefully be enough, enhanced by his parole violation, to put him away for a few. Good job on doing the smart thing, instead of the first thing that would come to most peoples mind.

[mercurial]

Originally posted by cantstopdriftin
Sounds like a good ADW charge to go along with the attempted burglary.

not gonna happen.

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by cantstopdriftin
Sounds like a good ADW charge to go along with the attempted burglary. Should hopefully be enough, enhanced by his parole violation, to put him away for a few. Good job on doing the smart thing, instead of the first thing that would come to most peoples mind.

The alleged asshole was about 6 inches shorter than me, probably 80 pounds lighter also. I probably could have jumped him and beat him into submission but then I'd probably be the one in jail biting the pillow.

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by mercurial


If you really wanted to nail him, you should have called the cops and let him continue on unmolested. If they catch him standing in front of your trailer with half your shit in his car, it is open and shut.


I really wanted to nail him, so I acted. I wasn't going to wait for the cavalry to show. He would have been LONG gone by then. My mistake was not dialing 911 as I left my desk to go outside. Had I done that, the dispatcher would have gotten a call with no one there to answer questions- which I would hope they would place some sort of increased priority on. But even then, there were very few officers on duty on Easter Sunday at dinner time. Which is probably what this alleged fuckstick was counting on in the first place. Remember, there were multiple vehicles broken into that afternoon all around town.

But this whole thing was done in 20 seconds. The cops took about 20 minutes to show up....... and I called immediately while the guy was still peeling out of the parking lot.

[afm199]

In Oakland the cops take a half hour to show for armed robbery.

Alan did it right.

As the guy was on parole he is fucked. If it were his first offense he might walk, unless there is some overwhelming evidence he would get the universal treatment:"If you cop to a lesser offense, you will walk out of jail today." That's how our system works. The only guys who get reamed are the habitual offenders.

The reason not to post pics is not just the prosecution, it is to avoid a civil lawsuit if the guy slips through the cracks. Though in this case it sounds like his crak is going to get slipped through.

[Kestrel]

Well here's another Fuck Yea for you Alan. I'm glad things worked out the way they did.

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by afm199
Though in this case it sounds like his crack is going to get slipped through.

Welcome to Shawshank.

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by mercurial
not gonna happen.

It's pretty convincing when someone points a car directly at you and then proceeds to accelerate forward right over the spot you were standing upon 2 microseconds before.

[}Dragon{]

Hopefully, when they found the alleged douchebag he still had everyone's stolen property still on him...

[machete]

I'm just glad it wasn't a mexican...cause then we wouldn't have heard the end of it! :laughing :twofinger

photos are the way to go. :teeth

[tuxumino]

good shooting Alan.

[mrslug]

Let's just hope its his 3 rd strike. One more A hole off the streets.

[cardinal03]

Alan you did everything right. You got the evidence and used surprise to scare the thief away rather than risk confrontation. He owes you a new lock, but I'm sure you owe him a new pair of underwear :laughing

Please post updates as you receive them from the D.A.

[m_asim]

Originally posted by cantstopdriftin
Sounds like a good ADW charge to go along with the attempted burglary. Should hopefully be enough, enhanced by his parole violation, to put him away for a few. Good job on doing the smart thing, instead of the first thing that would come to most peoples mind.

It depends how badly the DA wants to go after this guy. In addition to burglary, he could also be charged with reckless driving, vandalism and loitering. It just depends on how much motivation the DA has.

I don't see this case going to trial. The perp will submit to some sort of plea deal.

[ALANRIDER7]

The only plea I'd like to hear is this guy begging and crying for Bubba not to assrape him. I hope he feels like he's been fucked by a train.

An 8 inch penalty should be the way to go here, eh?

No lube either.

[ALANRIDER7]

They should tattoo this on his lame ass.

Bite the pillow, asshole!

[edit by mod: not work safe!]

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3074855-popularprisonguy.jpg

[budman]

:applause

I thought this was another Youtube thread..:teeth

and then I find.. it is the real deal and Alan was the man! :Port

Props to you Alan!

That is a sweet deal for the community in general.
Another one off the streets..

:smoking

[bertocci]

Originally posted by JPM
Good job Alan. Just post over the pics "All suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law" Just like cops.
But on the serious note, wait until the officer says it’s ok. If there are more victims out there and they see the pics here before being show a photo line-up their independent recollection could be called in to jeopardy. The last thing you want to do is give a defense lawyer any ammo to get this guy off. :mad


I don't think he needs to bother with the alleged or "innocent until proven guilty" disclaimers. In order to be sued for libel (printing damaging false statements about other people), senor douchebag would have to prove that Alan knew his statements were false or acted with a reckless disregard for the truth. Given the photo evidence, that's highly unlikely. But of course, the CYA approach never hurts.

As for the tainted ID thing, that's a good point.

Edit: I forgot to say, nice job on the catching the bastard! Bike thieves belong in a special hell with child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

[Bad Dad]

Congrats on not being a victim Alan. :thumbup

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by Bad Dad
Congrats on not being a victim Alan. :thumbup

Didn't you pummel somebody recently?

[com3]

Originally posted by Lazerus

Pulling a com3 on Joe Dirt= priceless

what a minute... are you calling me a com3 or a joe dirt? :laughing

good job, allen. :thumbup

[Blueboomer]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
He was just about to cut the lock on the trailer door when I caught him.

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3072097-dsc08352__custom_.jpg

Time for a new lock (http://www.masterlock.com/apps/catalog/category.jsp?categoryId=HSL_2&target=commercial|security).

[ALANRIDER7]

I wish I had a tazer.

How much are they????????

[CaliGuy2004]

Originally posted by Veefer
Time for a new lock (http://www.masterlock.com/apps/catalog/category.jsp?categoryId=HSL_2&target=commercial|security).

yea, not that lock... all they have to do is cut the loop on the trailer...
http://www.masterlock.com/commercial/security/images/hsl_iron_image.jpg

[Blueboomer]

This (http://www.masterlock.com/apps/catalog/category.jsp?categoryId=HSL_3&target=commercial|security) would probably be even better.

[Blueboomer]

Originally posted by CaliGuy2004
yea, not that lock... all they have to do is cut the loop on the trailer...
http://www.masterlock.com/commercial/security/images/hsl_iron_image.jpg

With bolt cutters, I would think it would be pretty difficult to get a clean cut big enough to slide the lock out of, and I bet that kind of lock would have been enough of a deterrent for the asshat in the pictures in this thread.

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
I wish I had a tazer.

How much are they????????

About a grand for the good one... 300 hundred for the basic one.

http://www.taser.com/self_defense/index.htm

[ALANRIDER7]

So if I tazed this jagoff, could I have gotten in trouble or is it considered a citizen's arrest type of thing?

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
So if I tazed this jagoff, could I have gotten in trouble or is it considered a citizen's arrest type of thing?

You can't just taze someone... but if you were making a citizen's arrest and he resists your lawful orders to comply... sure.

(As in he raised his bolt cutters in a threatening manner and I defended myself...)

[ALANRIDER7]

Hmmmm............

[yelow748]

Great job Alan !!!

[CaliGuy2004]

Originally posted by Veefer
This (http://www.masterlock.com/apps/catalog/category.jsp?categoryId=HSL_3&target=commercial|security) would probably be even better.
Much Better....

[Yody]

Originally posted by Veefer
With bolt cutters, I would think it would be pretty difficult to get a clean cut big enough to slide the lock out of, and I bet that kind of lock would have been enough of a deterrent for the asshat in the pictures in this thread.

crowbar

[tzrider]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
So if I tazed this jagoff, could I have gotten in trouble or is it considered a citizen's arrest type of thing?
I still like the idea of letting him break into the trailer and then locking him in there.

[General Alcazar]

IANAL, but I thing what Dragon is saying is that it is OK to use a taser to defend yourself against attack, but it not OK to taser someone just because they are trying to get away from you.

[essvee]

Here (http://www.masterlock.com/apps/catalog/category.jsp?categoryId=HSL_3&target=commercial|security) is the solution.

I saw one of these on a commercial van yesterday and it looked seriously robust. No way to get a crowbar or bolt cutters on it. (The round part is about 3" in diameter.)

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/edspix_2007/hsl_hidden_image.jpg

edit: oops... I didn't see veefer posted this same lock earlier.

[canyonrat]

Hey, it made the news!

http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2007/04/09/n/HeadlineNews/PHOTO-EVIDENCE/resources_bcn_html

http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2007/04/09/n/HeadlineNews/PETALUMA-ARREST/resources_bcn_html

[antipathy]

Alan, I'm glad you weren't robbed (again) but disappointed that you did not let your ninja attack cat squadron get at the thief first. Let em have the next one, eh? It'll help their little kitty self-esteem. :teeth


Jeebus, and get a better lock for that thing! :toothless

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by canyonrat
Hey, it made the news!

http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2007/04/09/n/HeadlineNews/PHOTO-EVIDENCE/resources_bcn_html

http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2007/04/09/n/HeadlineNews/PETALUMA-ARREST/resources_bcn_html

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing

[joe]

What if he threatened to ride Alan's bike faster than him? Then could he tazer him?

AHHAHAH!! Good catch bud.

[RhythmRider]

Obviously this guy is not a very good thief. I wish all thieves were as easily caught.

[mrc]

Would this be a bad time to point out something BARF mechanics have in common?

1. Elskipador already proven to be bad for the community.

2. Alan now improving overall thief gene pool by weeding out bad thieves. Surviving thieves bigger, faster, stronger.

3. ?

4. Profit.

[}Dragon{]

Frederick Harold Eberhardt, 41, of Santa Rosa, was booked on a parole hold...


Awwwwwwwwww....

[Mike T]

Originally posted by }Dragon{
Frederick Harold Eberhardt, 41, of Santa Rosa, was booked on a parole hold...


Awwwwwwwwww....

so is that the guys name?

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by Mike T
so is that the guys name?

I think so... why- you gonna look for him on myspace or www.mycell.com ?

[Cdgskater]

Congrats Alan! I loved reading this thread and seeing it progress into an arrest. Also super awesome that it made the news and you were pretty much responsible for his capture...

[Sidewalk]

Shit, tried to give positive mojo and accidentally gave you negative.

Oops

[awgeezdawn]

woot! :applause way to go!! You are so fukking hot Alan!





I've got a visual of you in your spandex:shhh

[ALANRIDER7]

:laughing :laughing :laughing

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3077317-da-big-nacho__custom_.jpg

[awgeezdawn]

:laughing close- if you lose the cape

[ALANRIDER7]

:laughing

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3077324-pirate_package.jpg

[Mount'n Goat]

http://www.da.saccounty.net/pr/070411Â_Â__Saechin.htm

Date: April 11, 2007

Contact Person: Asst. Chief Deputy Steve Grippi
(916) 874-8927

Subject: Cases of Sou Saechin, Marco Virelas, and Larry Tran
(resident shoots at car burglars)

District Attorney Jan Scully today announced filing decisions in the cases of Sou Saechin, Marco Virelas, and Larry Tran. Sou Saechin was the resident on Rock Creek Way who, on April 4, between 2:00 and 3:00 a.m., confronted three males breaking into his vehicle, which was parked in front of his house. The three males were Virelas, Tran and a juvenile, 17 year-old J.C. Saechin fired one shot from a .22 rifle which struck J.C. The three males got into their own car and fled. Saechin fired approximately three shots at the car as it drove off, all of which missed. Tran and Virelas took J.C. to a hospital.

The case against Sou Saechin is analyzed in two parts – (1) firing the first shot which struck J.C. while the burglary was in progress; and (2) firing the shots at the fleeing car.

A person may not use deadly force to defend property, but may use deadly force when he reasonably believes that another person presents an imminent danger of death or great bodily injury, so that the person acts to defend himself. Saechin heard noise outside and went out to deal with burglars breaking into his car. He found himself confronting three males, two already inside his car and one (J.C.) standing outside it. J.C., with his hands in his sweatshirt, appeared to step towards Saechin. Fearing J.C. had a weapon and that he was about to be attacked, Saechin fired one shot, hitting J.C. in the upper torso. Under the circumstances, we do not believe a jury would find Saechin acted unlawfully in firing this first shot in self defense.

Once the three individuals were fleeing, Saechin fired three more shots. Saechin said he was not attempting to shoot any person, but was simply trying to leave a mark on their car so the police could later identify it. Since he was no longer faced with imminent danger to himself, this shooting is a violation of Penal Code 246.3, discharge of a firearm in a grossly negligent manner. These three shots did not strike the car or any person.

Tran, Virelas and J.C. were engaged in burglary and attempted grand theft. They broke into the car in a sophisticated manner, and were attempting to steal the air bags. In addition, Tran and Virelas both have criminal records. Tran is currently on felony probation for unlawfully carrying a loaded firearm, and misdemeanor probation for giving false information to a peace officer. Virelas is on misdemeanor probation for unlawfully possessing an assault weapon. Both have additional criminal records.

The only witnesses who saw what happened during the early morning of April 4 were Saechin, Tran, Virelas, and the juvenile J.C. Saechin is a necessary witness against the burglars, while they are necessary witnesses against Saechin. For this reason, it is not legally practical to prosecute both cases. Under the circumstances, since no one was injured by the unlawful shots he fired as the car drove away, the District Attorney has elected not to prosecute Mr. Saechin, who has no record and whose testimony will be needed to prosecute the burglars. The District Attorney will prosecute Marco Virelas and Larry Tran for the new offenses, as well as for probation violations.

The District Attorney emphasizes that deadly force is only permitted when necessary to protect oneself or others from death or great bodily injury. The indiscriminate use of firearms is not only unlawful, but presents a danger to innocent bystanders and neighbors. Persons who use deadly force to protect property do so at their own peril. Our decision not to prosecute the person who fired shots is based on these specific facts. Here, the balance weighs in favor of prosecuting the burglars and not Mr. Saechin.

Since J.C. is a juvenile, we will make no public statement about any prosecution he may face.


:applause :applause :applause :applause :applause :applause

[snowface]

"are those bolt cutters in your pants? or are you just happy to see me?"

[weak_link]

Would have been great if you liquid-assed him. (http://www.liquidass.com/) That is vile, horrible stuff in a bottle. A couple drops and he'd have smelled like the bottom of an outhouse for a couple days. :evil Normally I don't find that stuff funny but this is one case where I think it might have been called for.

[awgeezdawn]

hey Alan- how YOU doin'? :leghump

[Moto_JB]

Originally posted by canyonrat
Hey, it made the news!

http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2007/04/09/n/HeadlineNews/PHOTO-EVIDENCE/resources_bcn_html

http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2007/04/09/n/HeadlineNews/PETALUMA-ARREST/resources_bcn_html


LMAO!!!

Stupid scumbag.

Way to go Alan. Glad you were there to help put this F**K behind bars.

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by awgeezdawn
hey Alan- how YOU doin'? :leghump

You know you want it.

:twofinger

[JMack]

:cool

Good times, Baby, Good Times!

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by weak_link
Would have been great if you liquid-assed him. (http://www.liquidass.com/) That is vile, horrible stuff in a bottle. A couple drops and he'd have smelled like the bottom of an outhouse for a couple days. :evil Normally I don't find that stuff funny but this is one case where I think it might have been called for.

Liquid ass filled paintballs:teeth

[CaliGuy2004]

Originally posted by }Dragon{
I think so... why- you gonna look for him on myspace or www.mycell.com ?

This is what i could find on the guy.

Edited by Admin**** You cannot post personal info like this****

Please check your six and the TOS. :smoking

[}Dragon{]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by CaliGuy2004
[B]This is what i could find on the guy.

****EDIT BY ADMIN.. SEE ABOVE********

[CaliGuy2004]

Originally posted by }Dragon{
try intellus---- my guess is it's the last one

http://www.intelius.com/criminal-check.html
that shit costs money... zaba search is free

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by CaliGuy2004
that shit costs money... zaba search is free

I've got a membership... (I ran him and sent the info to Alan)

[Mortifer]

Let's not post the guys personal info here please. No need to make this bigger than it is. The law will handle it.

Dragon, thanks for PM'ing the info.:thumbup

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by Mortifer
Let's not post the guys personal info here please. No need to make this bigger than it is. The law will handle it.

Dragon, thanks for PM'ing the info.:thumbup

N/P :)

[JPM]

No wonder, he's from Boyes Hot Springs :laughing

[nakedape]

I'm impressed, not. Good job Alan not escalating things, but please, the guy was never a threat to you and the ass-whooping will be in court, Will you be there to testify against him? What if he pleads out?

Just like the "Alan is my hero" mechanic threads, this is something I've been through 2X, but didn't have pics or a friendly forum to post it on. You're a paper tiger and you know it; no firearm on premises, and no will to use it.

Jeez, the guy will walk b/c he didn't really do anything. Only his past offenses/warrants will get him in trouble, your account is specious at best. But...glad you weren't victimized, but man up and shoot him next time, unless there's something preventing you from possessing a firearm. He charged you in the car: AWD, fight back with deadly force, then I'll laud you bro...NApe

[Sane_Man]

Why don't I have any negative Mojo for this troll? :cry

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by Sane_Man
Why don't I have any negative Mojo for this troll? :cry


:cry :laughing

[Sane_Man]

SWEET!!!!!! :thumbup

[NoGall]

Originally posted by nakedape
I'm impressed, not.



Really, you should take it to PM... This is getting personal for you. Not happy with a vendor? Ever tried to work it out with the vendor? Not happy with the results? Don't go there again.

[canyonrat]

More in the news: http://www1.arguscourier.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070409/NEWS02/70409002

[canyonrat]

Here is some interesting small town info. It appears that there was a Fred Eberhardt that lived in Sonoma (5 miles from Boyes Hot Springs) about 70 years ago. He was a COP? I wonder if it is this guys dad or grand dad?

(From the Index-Tribune March 23, 1928)

On Tuesday evening following the regular meeting of Sonoma Lodge No. 28, IOOF, the 50- year jewel was presented to the veteran Odd Fellow and our respected fellow-townsmen, Judge J. M. Cheney, who affiliated with the lodge on Feb. 16, half a century ago. Although 89 years of age, Mr. Cheney had never missed a meting up to about three years ago when he became rather feeble and was advised against the extra exertion. ... Two members of the local high school board of trustees have refused to be candidates for reelection and two prominent men of the Valley have announced themselves as candidates for the vacant positions. The members who are retiring are Judge Leopold Justi and Gus Merz. Incumbents on the board are Ralph Hotz, George Cassidy and Fred Helberg Sr. ... Dave Eraldi, progressive young business man, has let the contract for a handsome new home. R. C. Lange will construct the spacious residences on Napa Street opposite the E. T. Casson place. ... Traffic Officer Fred Eberhardt has returned from the flood area, where he was ordered with other men of the state traffic squad to patrol roads to the stricken districts. Mr. Eberhardt states that 55 miles of once lovely country has been washed out and the bursting of the dam cut a path from one and one-half to five miles wide down the valley. Los Angles has sent tractors and steam shovels. ... In order to bring the system up to standard construction the California Telephone and Light Company is to expend $16,207. In the vicinity of the Springs, the improvements will include the sum of $2,553 for the reconstruction of the street lighting system at Boyes and Fetters Springs and vicinity. The street lighting system in this section is now operated as seven separate systems and under the new arrangement the lighting will all be placed on one system and controlled by automatic time clocks. ... They came, they saw, but they did not conquer. San Mateo Hi went home last Saturday night after being defeated 15 to 13 by Sonoma Hi's Class B hoopsters on the local court in one of the hardest fought games played in the CIF League division this year.

[VTRZA]

I just think its funny hes being held with no bail,no last minutes of freedom for you beeeeyotch!

[PASTAPWR]

Awesome!!!! I gave mojo but this post was maxed out already.

Good job Alan. I wish more thiefs would get busted like this.

[Go2Trackdays]

Way to go, Alan !!! :sniper :troy

Any tips for trailer owners after this adventure?

[essvee]

Originally posted by VTRider
I just think its funny hes being held with no bail,no last minutes of freedom for you beeeeyotch!

What I think is a hoot is the fact that not one but TWO people managed to snap pics of the assh*le burglarizing businesses that day!

Wrong career choice, bro!

[ALANRIDER7]

Through the miracle of modern digital technology, I've been able to recreate what I saw:

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3081197-dsc08413__custom_.jpg

[Go2Trackdays]

:laughing :laughing

Those round, 3 inch MasterLock hidden shackle locks are lookin' like a decent solution!

[snowface]

:laughing

http://web.mit.edu/menshockey/pictures/unabomber.jpg

[ALANRIDER7]

"Hey! It's the Unaburglar!"

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3081263-dsc08408__custom_.jpg

[pacifisticuffs]

This is awesome.

Nice job, Alan!

[Defiant]

It's all in the details.

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3082470-_oops.jpg

[RRR70]

Originally posted by Defiant
It's all in the details.

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3082470-_oops.jpg


I don't think he has a gun, so is he just hapy to see you?:confused

[Defiant]

That's supposed to be a damp spot, you naughty sailor.

[Aegon]

Boy do I get a kick out of the recreation. It's like a scene from CSI where they take the reflection off a curved surface, transform the surface to a normal projection, and zoom in with infinite detail. I love it.

[afm199]

Originally posted by nakedape
I'm impressed, not. Good job Alan not escalating things, but please, the guy was never a threat to you and the ass-whooping will be in court, Will you be there to testify against him? What if he pleads out?

Just like the "Alan is my hero" mechanic threads, this is something I've been through 2X, but didn't have pics or a friendly forum to post it on. You're a paper tiger and you know it; no firearm on premises, and no will to use it.

Jeez, the guy will walk b/c he didn't really do anything. Only his past offenses/warrants will get him in trouble, your account is specious at best. But...glad you weren't victimized, but man up and shoot him next time, unless there's something preventing you from possessing a firearm. He charged you in the car: AWD, fight back with deadly force, then I'll laud you bro...NApe

Dude, you are truly a case. I expect great things from you. We need guys who fight for our right to shoot people. That is what guns are for. Of course every now and then we miss and the 9mm goes flying across the street and kills a ten year old, but that should be allowed under self defense. As long as we were in the right it does not matter.

Another citizen for the right to kill people I don't like.


(Of course if Alan had actually shot this guy, we would be visiting Alan in the slammer, as the DA in Santa Rosa does not look kindly on citizen firearm shootings in public areas. Nor does he look kindly on killing someone unless you can PROVE deadly intent on their part.)

But aside from these minor details.......

[niwrad_r1]

Originally posted by canyonrat
Hey, it made the news!

http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2007/04/09/n/HeadlineNews/PHOTO-EVIDENCE/resources_bcn_html

http://cbs5.com/localwire/localfsnews/bcn/2007/04/09/n/HeadlineNews/PETALUMA-ARREST/resources_bcn_html

YES! riders prevail!!!!

GOOD JOB ALAN!!!
:applause :applause :applause

[NorCal94531]

Originally posted by Venomized
AWESOME catch!!!! Thanks for posting:teeth ...I've had two Mustang Cobras stolen from me at different times. So I hate thieves. I always wondered what the hell would have I done if I ran into someone stealing my car or whatever item.

I just found your story from a link from SBR. You are amazing! Great job thinking fast.

Last year my car was stolen from my driveway. Nine days later my husband saw three guys in it not far from my house. He could not catch them so I grabbed his car and went searching. It took me 45 minutes at speeds up to 90mph but I caught up to them. The driver is currently in juvenile hall.

I wrote a letter to te DA saying that I went out of my way (like you did) to catch the criminals and I expected a prosecution to the fullest extent of the law. I told him that I would be at every court date. I told him I was ready to identify and testify against him.

When they knew I was serious, they were more serious. THe DA later told me that without my testimony they would not had got that harsh sentence.

Contact the DA and let them know that you can identify him and that you will be at every court date.

Good job and GOOD LUCK!!

Julie

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by Defiant
It's all in the details.

You'd pee too if you had Alan charging at you in his spandex!!!

http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/199/420/3083190-al.gif

[ALANRIDER7]

Originally posted by afm199
Dude, you are truly a case. I expect great things from you. We need guys who fight for our right to shoot people. That is what guns are for. Of course every now and then we miss and the 9mm goes flying across the street and kills a ten year old, but that should be allowed under self defense. As long as we were in the right it does not matter.

Another citizen for the right to kill people I don't like.


(Of course if Alan had actually shot this guy, we would be visiting Alan in the slammer, as the DA in Santa Rosa does not look kindly on citizen firearm shootings in public areas. Nor does he look kindly on killing someone unless you can PROVE deadly intent on their part.)

But aside from these minor details.......

:laughing :laughing :laughing

Gun control is being able to hit your target.

:laughing :laughing :laughing

[Defiant]

Originally posted by }Dragon{
[B]You'd pee too if you had Alan charging at you in his spandex!!!

Are you kidding? I'm frightened just reading about it.

[}Dragon{]

Originally posted by ALANRIDER7
:laughing :laughing :laughing

Gun control is being able to hit your target.

:laughing :laughing :laughing

Gun control is usin' both hands :toothless

[edmo]

Great job!