MackeyStingray
01-25-2002, 01:30 AM
Men are like Laxatives -- They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like Bananas -- The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Vacations -- They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like Bank Machines -- Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like Weather -- Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders -- You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Cement -- After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like Chocolate Bars -- Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Coffee -- The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like Commercials -- You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores -- Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like Government Bonds -- They take so long to mature.
Men are like Horoscopes -- They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like Mascara -- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn -- They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms -- You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps -- Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots -- All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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dedicated to TSC girl and CBR vixen. :D
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Men are like Bananas -- The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like Vacations -- They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like Bank Machines -- Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like Weather -- Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like Blenders -- You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like Cement -- After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like Chocolate Bars -- Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Coffee -- The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like Commercials -- You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like Department Stores -- Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like Government Bonds -- They take so long to mature.
Men are like Horoscopes -- They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like Mascara -- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like Popcorn -- They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like Snowstorms -- You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like Lava Lamps -- Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like Parking Spots -- All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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dedicated to TSC girl and CBR vixen. :D
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