ALANRIDER7
MeowMeowMeow
What is the lamest excuse you've heard by a driver/rider you've pulled over?
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Excuses
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Awesome thread, can't wait.
Dean129
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Excuse for being pulled over for following too closely:
"But Officer, my BMW has ABS brakes."
Excuse for being detained for Drunk in Public:
"Drunk in public, I'm not drunk in public, I'm high on marijuana." (B.R.) Trademark, lol. (Duffman68)
"But Officer, my BMW has ABS brakes."
Excuse for being detained for Drunk in Public:
"Drunk in public, I'm not drunk in public, I'm high on marijuana." (B.R.) Trademark, lol. (Duffman68)
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I almost T boned a SUV soccer mom the other day
I had the green light going straight and she blew the red light and didn't even bother look to the left, making a right in front of me.
She’s on her cell phone chatting away with the cell on the left side of her head .
I gave her a close up of my left door wailing on the horn.
I think I caught her attention
What? I can't hear you I'm on my cell
I had the green light going straight and she blew the red light and didn't even bother look to the left, making a right in front of me.
She’s on her cell phone chatting away with the cell on the left side of her head .
I gave her a close up of my left door wailing on the horn.
I think I caught her attention
What? I can't hear you I'm on my cell
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Re: Re: Excuses
Start with this one: Officer, we are trying to have a baby and she's ovulating right now, so we are in a rush to get back home!
JPM said:Where do I start? I could fill pages in this thread.
Start with this one: Officer, we are trying to have a baby and she's ovulating right now, so we are in a rush to get back home!
ALANRIDER7
MeowMeowMeow
Re: Re: Excuses
Oh do tell!
Seriously, you must hear some pretty whacked out stuff.
JPM said:Where do I start? I could fill pages in this thread.
Oh do tell!
Seriously, you must hear some pretty whacked out stuff.
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Rel said:
Rel- I had one of those and it was very apparent, not by the head spinning but the stain on the white pants she was wearing.
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Manimal said:D'OH.......now that's a f00kin' awkward moment, to say the least
SHE'S BLEEDING- get me an ambulance!
Ironbutt
Loves the anecdotal
MAAH STUD said:No need to run code 3
She can bleed for a week and not die
Kalamari Kid
Active member
HAHAHA!
antipathy
Lurks for the lulz
Wow I never thought menstrual jokes could carry a thread in the LEO forum! 
*Tina*
Fuck off
Youre kidding right ?? Youre actually raising a stink about a couple of menstrual jokes ???
Please tell me youre kidding !!!!!!!!!
Please tell me youre kidding !!!!!!!!!