Likely2BAirborn
01-28-2002, 05:41 PM
>Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your
>daughter "borrowed" it.
>
>Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse:
>You're in it.
>
>Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With
>each other.
>
>Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks
>better than you.
>
>Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a
>sacrifice.
>
>Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.
>
>Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another
>woman.
>
>Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She
>implicates you.
>
>Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By
>your husband.
>
>Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and
>has an AK-47.
>
>Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually.
>Worse: He's gay.
>
>Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the
>postman.
>
>Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife
>walks in.
>
>Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit
>in your clothes.
>
>Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad:
>For real.
>
>Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your
>son, that is.
>
>Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He
>weighs 350 pounds.
>
>Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making
>a sex ed video.
>
>Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live
>downtown.
>
>Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's
>coming home.
>
>Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors.
>Worse: All of them.
>
>daughter "borrowed" it.
>
>Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse:
>You're in it.
>
>Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With
>each other.
>
>Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks
>better than you.
>
>Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a
>sacrifice.
>
>Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.
>
>Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another
>woman.
>
>Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She
>implicates you.
>
>Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By
>your husband.
>
>Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camos and
>has an AK-47.
>
>Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually.
>Worse: He's gay.
>
>Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the
>postman.
>
>Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife
>walks in.
>
>Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit
>in your clothes.
>
>Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad:
>For real.
>
>Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your
>son, that is.
>
>Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He
>weighs 350 pounds.
>
>Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making
>a sex ed video.
>
>Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live
>downtown.
>
>Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's
>coming home.
>
>Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors.
>Worse: All of them.
>