Likely2BAirborn
01-28-2002, 05:44 PM
> It's a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo. She's
>wearing a cute
>loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk
>through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the
>beast
>goes crazy. He jumps up on the bars, holding on
>with one hand and his feet, grunting and pounding his chest with his
>free
>hand. The gorilla is
>obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
>
> The husband, noticing the excitement, proposes that his wife tease the
>poor fellow. The
>husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along.
>
>She
>does, and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would
>wake
>the dead.
>
> Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall. She
>does,
>and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting
>your
>dress up your thighs."
>
>This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
>
> Suddenly, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the cage
>door,
>slings her in with
>the gorilla and slams the door shut.
>
>"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"
>wearing a cute
>loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk
>through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the
>beast
>goes crazy. He jumps up on the bars, holding on
>with one hand and his feet, grunting and pounding his chest with his
>free
>hand. The gorilla is
>obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
>
> The husband, noticing the excitement, proposes that his wife tease the
>poor fellow. The
>husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along.
>
>She
>does, and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would
>wake
>the dead.
>
> Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall. She
>does,
>and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting
>your
>dress up your thighs."
>
>This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
>
> Suddenly, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the cage
>door,
>slings her in with
>the gorilla and slams the door shut.
>
>"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"