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FrigginChi
01-23-2008, 06:20 PM
http://www.kingsoutdoorworld.com/feature/cougar-attack_420.jpg

“I’ve been hit! I’ve been hit!” Something had jumped on my back and knocked me down driving me into the bar at Boswell's. I had been preparing to drink a Redbull and Vodka.

I was dazed and lipstick smeared my face when my friend Stefan finally arrived. My AC/DC t-shirt was ripped and covered with my drink. Stefan, thinking I had been bum rushed by a bouncer, rushed to my side... “Oh Shit Chi! You’ve been attacked by a cougar!”

I'm going back to settle the score...


Boswell's
The Pruneyard
1875 S Bascom Ave
Campbell, CA 95008
(408) 371-4404

pacifisticuffs
01-23-2008, 06:30 PM
That sounds pretty damn exciting. Unfortunately, I've got something going on Satiddy, so you're on your own, handsome.

skarkburmer
01-23-2008, 06:32 PM
Shake and Bake

soybean
01-23-2008, 06:42 PM
Ok, I'll go. I want me some older pelt due to chicks in their 20's being annoying.

Hooli
01-23-2008, 06:46 PM
If I go clean-shaven, I'll get hit on by cougars all night. Maybe I should wear this shirt. :rofl

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-cougarhunter-catalog-247.jpg

soybean
01-23-2008, 07:37 PM
Its a good for of advertisement.

VTRZA
01-23-2008, 09:57 PM
I'm down

catgirldanni
01-23-2008, 10:20 PM
If I go clean-shaven, I'll get hit on by cougars all night. Maybe I should wear this shirt. :rofl

http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-cougarhunter-catalog-247.jpg

Shame on u Hooli!!!

I wanna go too but not for another month. End of Feb I'll go with u guys to watch u hunters in action!!!

Rorschach
01-23-2008, 10:35 PM
Interested. Is there a cover at that place?

FrigginChi
01-23-2008, 10:37 PM
not before 830

Hooli
01-23-2008, 11:13 PM
End of Feb I'll go with u guys to watch u hunters in action!!!

Hee hee

http://www.onenightstandtshirts.com/images/urban-cougar-tshirt.jpg

Rorschach
01-24-2008, 09:51 AM
I'll have to arrive at 8:29 then.

not before 830

FrigginChi
01-24-2008, 12:43 PM
Where are all the Great Hunters?

MintyFresh
01-24-2008, 03:33 PM
Cougar

A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.

iono chi...what do you call 35+ year old males that hunt cougars that are hunting -25 yr old males?




hahahahaha Badgers?
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/855/931588.JPG

Mistyz
01-24-2008, 10:09 PM
Badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! :D

FrigginChi
01-24-2008, 10:11 PM
BURN!

Cougar

A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.

iono chi...what do you call 35+ year old males that hunt cougars that are hunting -25 yr old males?




hahahahaha Badgers?
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/855/931588.JPG

Hooli
01-24-2008, 10:52 PM
What do you call 35+ year old males that hunt cougars that are hunting -25 yr old males?


:twofinger

COUGAR HAWK

A gentleman of any age who preys on cougars. This gentleman is very knowledgeable in the ways of the cougar and is an expert at looking like prey while actually being the predator. He often uses this insight to work the cougar while working other ladies or multiple packs of cougars at the same time. This is usually accomplished though intermittent flirting throughout the evening. The cougar hawk is not to be confused with a guy wearing mirrored shades and a Hustler jacket hitting on everything in the room.

The cougar hawk is a gentleman first. A master of etiquette. He will never cock block one of his party for his own gains. He knows cougars hunt in packs when you see one there are many. The best cougar hawks approach a bar like a puzzle or riddle. The size up all prospective action upon entering and allot enough time to each candidate to maximize his efficiency. A cougar hawk is an asset in any band of merry men.

“Careful bud or that cougar is going to maul you.” Don’t you worry boys, I am a wise man when is comes to the ways of the cougar. In 12 hours she will be making me breakfast. Do you all want breakfast? I can have her call some friends.”

“Hey man I don’t know if things are going to work out with these chicks. She just figured out she knows me but cant remember I used to date her sister”. “That’s ok man I’ve been been making eyes at these ladies at the end of the bar and Jay is on his way. Jay is a real cougar hawk I’ve seen him line up three groups of chicks and take two of them with him."

catgirldanni
01-24-2008, 11:59 PM
Cougar Hawk LMAO!!!!!!!!!:rofl

Mortifer
01-25-2008, 12:54 AM
Fantasy is fun.:rofl

MintyFresh
01-25-2008, 10:57 AM
wow... :bs

cougars don't hunt in packs....they're solitary

mustanggirl
01-25-2008, 04:17 PM
:rofl
Good luck hunting!
Next time, try 180 in LG.... rumor has it it might be renamed "Cougar Lounge" :laughing jk

///M3lissa
01-25-2008, 05:46 PM
I can't help but feel that cougar is a derogatory term. Is it, or is it just my warped view?

FrigginChi
01-25-2008, 05:49 PM
No but SabreTooth is.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sabre+tooth

I can't help but feel that cougar is a derogatory term. Is it, or is it just my warped view?

sfdj_tim
01-25-2008, 06:53 PM
:rofl
Good luck hunting!
Next time, try 180 in LG.... rumor has it it might be renamed "Cougar Lounge" :laughing jk

I must inform you that the cougar hawk and cougar hunter are NOT the same thing.... :x


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar+hunter


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cougar+hawk

soybean
01-26-2008, 02:45 PM
:rofl
Good luck hunting!
Next time, try 180 in LG.... rumor has it it might be renamed "Cougar Lounge" :laughing jk

180 is the worst LG spot. You go to Carries, CB's, or Black Watch for the cougs. I am a weekly fixture down there.:thumbup

soybean
01-26-2008, 02:46 PM
Cougar

A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.

iono chi...what do you call 35+ year old males that hunt cougars that are hunting -25 yr old males?




hahahahaha Badgers?
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/855/931588.JPG

Thats a baby badger you need to show the whole rip your face off bad ass badger.
http://www.msu.edu/~willso11/images/Random%20Pictures/badger.jpg

Mortifer
01-26-2008, 05:18 PM
I'm in for some entertainment. whats up for dinner???

FrigginChi
01-26-2008, 05:21 PM
Tandoori Oven @ 730
Pruneyard Shopping Center
1875 S. Bascom Avenue
Campbell, CA
Tel: 408-559-3885

Mortifer
01-26-2008, 06:28 PM
Tandoori Oven @ 730
Pruneyard Shopping Center
1875 S. Bascom Avenue
Campbell, CA
Tel: 408-559-3885

sweet, see you there!:Party

soybean
01-26-2008, 06:59 PM
Tandoori is so good.

Hooli
01-26-2008, 07:02 PM
I'm in for some entertainment. whats up for dinner???

Badger stew.

FrigginChi
01-26-2008, 07:22 PM
Got my Cougar call...

http://www.bear-tracker.com/roar.wav

VTRZA
01-26-2008, 07:25 PM
I guess I'm walking over,anyone give me a lift home? I live on the Winchester side of downtown campbell.

soybean
01-26-2008, 07:29 PM
I drink light so I can give rides. However the caveat is I only have one extra seat but if you live close I can do a few drops.

Ducky_Fresh
01-26-2008, 07:29 PM
Boswells is terrible for cougar hunting IMO.

I would recommend 180 and Mtn Charlies in LG, on Fridays or Saturdays. Not thursdays though, as the crowd is a bit younger..

Eisernkreuz
01-26-2008, 10:13 PM
Next time, try 180 in LG.



I would recommend 180 and Mtn Charlies in LG

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FrigginChi
01-27-2008, 10:31 PM
http://cougarclubthemovie.com/gfx/big_cougarsrack1.jpg