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Likely2BAirborn
01-30-2002, 03:46 PM
LSU MedicalSchool students were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They were all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important
qualities as a doctor - the first is that it is necessary that you not be
disgusted."
The professor uncovered the body, stuck his finger in the butt of the
dead
body, withdrew it and sucked his finger. Go ahead and do the same thing."
he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently

taking turns sticking their fingers in the butt of the body and sucking
their finger after withdrawing it from the rectum.
When everybody was finished, the professor looked at them and told them
"The second important quality is observation. I stuck my middle finger in
and sucked my index finger. Pay attention people!!!!!"

blaze
01-30-2002, 08:51 PM
i've read that one before... still funny though:D

MackeyStingray
01-31-2002, 12:15 AM
ha!

you mean this finger? :twofinger

theSteveCo
01-31-2002, 12:24 AM
Oh, that's just flat out GROSS! :barf

Devin
02-11-2002, 02:57 PM
Maybe you should start a "Just flat out GROSS" humor section...OH MY....

Likely2BAirborn
02-11-2002, 03:19 PM
Make it so and I will fill it up!

Port4mance
02-11-2002, 05:07 PM
I've noticed a lot of you guys are sick bastards, eating dinner on the shitter etc.....:barf

Likely2BAirborn
02-11-2002, 05:12 PM
Eating dinner on the shitter?:eek Umm no :rolleyes

TypeIII
02-17-2002, 06:24 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

kneeSparX
10-02-2003, 07:16 PM
:laughing

Bruce
10-03-2003, 06:20 PM
:bigbarf

Homer J Gixxer
10-03-2003, 07:09 PM
They get an "A" for ASS! :laughing