Revised Miranda

[Trick SV]

Thought the LEO's might enjoy this one...

You have the right to swing first; however, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to call a doctor and/or priest. If for some reason you are unable to talk to or call anyone, an undertaker will be appointed for you. If you choose to run, a .38 caliber vasectomy will be performed on you immediately. Do you understand what I just said to you, ASSHOLE?

[Outta Control]

that pretty good.

[Rel]

If only...........

[}Dragon{]

That's been around for at least 20 years. :laughing Who uses a .38 cal anymore?

[Mangoat]

That's been around for at least 20 years. :laughing Who uses a .38 cal anymore?

Here is my updated version