View Full Version : How To NOT Release A Bear
westie
03-07-2008, 01:04 PM
When I saw these photos I thought of T-1 even though all I know is he lives up north. But, somehow I think he fucks with bears too. Suprised Mr. Rangers still alive to. You notice the camera person is at a really safe distance.
NONCENTS
03-07-2008, 01:25 PM
hey boo boo got a pic a nic basket :laughing
Dion Rides
03-07-2008, 01:34 PM
Holy shit.
sbiker73
03-07-2008, 02:36 PM
you'd think the dumbasses would have some type of spring-loaded door they could release from the safety of the cabin or at the very least, the dope sitting shotgun would have the brains to be ready to pull the truck away in this type of event..
the rangers ive met have been pretty dense in my experience so it shouldn't surprise me.
funny as hell though!!! natures a bitch.
Agent Orange
03-07-2008, 02:44 PM
"I'm gonna maul that muthaphuckin' park ranger as soon as I get the fuck outta this cage!" :laughing
"Hold my bear and watch this shit."
slydrite
03-07-2008, 05:50 PM
last 2 :laughing
Zerox
03-07-2008, 09:24 PM
Looks like the bear suffered a little cage pwnage with that big ol' metal thang falling off the truck to crack him upside the head.
That bear is one big MF'in creature, Ranger Darwin almost found out the hard way.
BLU_G.6K
03-07-2008, 09:38 PM
I think these pictures are over 15 years old if its the one I am thinking of. If its the ones I think it is they are not showing how the guy shot it point blank 6 times with his .357 magnum before it finally died. Very sad for the bear but the guy had no choice.
Mike T
03-08-2008, 04:29 AM
:laughing ahahahahahaaaha this should be in the PWND thread! :laughing
auntiebling
03-08-2008, 04:10 PM
you'd think the dumbasses would have some type of spring-loaded door they could release from the safety of the cabin or at the very least, the dope sitting shotgun would have the brains to be ready to pull the truck away in this type of event..
the rangers ive met have been pretty dense in my experience so it shouldn't surprise me.
funny as hell though!!! natures a bitch.
california black bears, i think smaller than the one above, have been known to peel open locked car doors to get after a cooler. the only safe place to be around a pissed off bear is somewhere else.
tzrider
03-08-2008, 05:12 PM
california black bears, i think smaller than the one above, have been known to peel open locked car doors to get after a cooler.
They pack a whallop. I got swatted by a black bear through my tent wall while backpacking in King's canyon.
Dion Rides
03-08-2008, 05:42 PM
I hear that bears are attracted to women's periods.
sbiker73
03-08-2008, 05:46 PM
california black bears, i think smaller than the one above, have been known to peel open locked car doors to get after a cooler. the only safe place to be around a pissed off bear is somewhere else.
i believe it. if someone told me that hey just held a bear in captivity for the past while, pissed it off then stuffed it in a metal can and hauled it down some bumpy ass road and wanted me to get on top of it and open the door....
id laugh in their damn face.
sbiker73
03-08-2008, 05:51 PM
thought this would be appropriate :teeth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYkWWnZm6-w
Zerox
03-08-2008, 06:10 PM
They pack a whallop. I got swatted by a black bear through my tent wall while backpacking in King's canyon.
"You didn't take anything out of our tent, did ya?"
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Finder
03-09-2008, 07:11 PM
He should have countered with the Eagle move...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dopLg4SqzpA&NR=1
cheezy
03-09-2008, 09:07 PM
Good on him for not shooting the bear. That's some sidearm he's packin.
auntiebling
03-10-2008, 10:14 AM
He should have countered with the Eagle move...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dopLg4SqzpA&NR=1
:rofl
that's exactly what i was thinking when i first saw this thread, but i'm lazy and i didn't look it up. old but good yep yep
2nsane
03-10-2008, 02:58 PM
I would have made that Bear my Bitch:thumbup
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/supertroop1.JPG
RRR70
03-10-2008, 03:05 PM
I would have made that Bear my Bitch:thumbup
http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/supertroop1.JPG
:rofl:rofl
Sharky
03-10-2008, 03:09 PM
why didn't he shoot that thing?
That's serious muscle, teeth and claws. Nothing to mess around with, even if you are T Wizzle.
:twofinger
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