Genius for Hire

[daventura]

Okay, maybe I am not a genius, but I am pretty smart. Full of useless statistics and facts. I have a very good grasp on common sense. I have lots of experience, you name it, I've probably done it. I am looking for the next big thing. I am fully trained in sales, love working with educated customers and take great pride in my work. I possess a meticulous attention to detail and am always on time and don't mind working late. Please someone throw me a bone. Thanks in advance.

Experience in Sales, Mechanic, Food Service, Retail, Glass, Writing, Editing, etc., etc.

Update 2/20: I am basically desperate now. Does anyone know anybody who needs a good honest hardworker?

[daventura]

Wow...82 lurkers in 24 hours, but not even one reply from any of you. Not even a "Good luck, bro" or anything? Maybe I can get a job with that 'favoritesurplus' guy....

Please disregard my sarcasm and cynicism.

[SpeedyCorky]

"good luck, bro"


:laughing


finding a job friggin sux - so i mean that in as much sincerity as possible :)

Check out the pizza joint on Lucas Valley Rd, 2 blocks east of the freeway offramp on the left side. deacent $$$, good people u work with, and last i checked - they needed people. if u go there and see a new black Yamaha R6 out front, its my friend Jerit who works there - tell him Charlie sent ya :thumbup

[kevo]

Originally posted by daventura
Wow...82 lurkers in 24 hours, but not even one reply from any of you. Not even a "Good luck, bro" or anything? Maybe I can get a job with that 'favoritesurplus' guy....

Please disregard my sarcasm and cynicism.

Cause maybe you're not the only one looking for a job. There are a lot of us on here that have been unemployed for a very long time. Besides, you didn't post any qualifications nor experience. Without that, your self description means little.

Good luck!

[zx7biker]

Check this link out. Sorry I did'nt reply to yours. Luck of the draw I guess. Applied Materials is now hireing a good number of positions here in Santa Clara. The Semiconductor industry is really begining to make a good turn around. Take a look and lemme know.

<<Other Job thread>> (http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52580)


BTW......... Good Luck Bro, I know how bad it sucks to have to keep looking.

ZX.......

[racercutie]

Any chemistry/biochem background? (BS/MS)
I'm looking for a chemist (biotech).
I get a finder's fee we can split, and you'd also get a job.

[daventura]

What's the product? I have some reagent experience, but no chem degree. I am highly trainable.

[GAMBLER]

good luck dude:teeth

[daventura]

Little bump because I still need a job. I will take just about anything now. Come on people, just interview me...you'll see. Anyone who provides a good lead, gets a full tank of premium, or a drink, your choice.

[F4iChic]

fingers crossed for ya mate

I'm in the same boat. Been there so long I prefer to call myself "retired" :laughing

[daventura]

bumped for the update :teeth

[Eisernkreuz]

Good luck in your search!

[awgeezdawn]

my cat's litterbox needs to be cleaned.
thanks.

[daventura]

Please consider me for this position. I have many years of catbox experience. I go the extra mile. Take all the litter out, filter all the little nuggets out, wash and dry the box, refill. Do you use the scoopable stuff? Which brand? Do you use boxes with or without tops? When I am done, people will come over and be surprised that you even have a cat.
:teeth

[awgeezdawn]

I use regular litter- tidy cat "multi-cat" litter. I figure since it's made for multiple cat households I can let it go longer before changing it :laughing .

Your resume is quite impressive:nerd,
However-
We feel that you are overqualified for this postition.
:wow

[JackTheTripper]

You should boast that you have yellow posts on BARF. (Wait, that sounds kind of weird.)