Noobie Initiation

[theSteveCo]

I was thinking that, to encourage people to introduce themselves (not that we don't already know everyone here) we should force new registrants to post in here. Once they've done so they're free to post elsewhere. I can eventually automate this process, but until then it'd have to be a manual process. It's easy enough to do.

What do you guys think??

[theSteveCo]

Oh yeah - with 18 members, I'll wait until one of the options reaches 10 to close the thread.

[JackTheTripper]

Sure, why not. What fun is being the Admin if you can't make noobs jump through hoops. :D

[ninja_rydr]

I voted yes, 'cuz if this thing takes off we won't have noobs posting "I'm new here threads" in every forum :twofinger

[rosetime]

oooops you mean that if I post here I CAN'T go onto another forum and say I'm new??:rolleyes

[Instance]

Hmmmm...........rosetime is staying at steves house eh??? Sooooooo, I would have to assume that you are Steves lady. HELLO STEVES LADY, and WELCOME!!!!! Make sure Steve brings ya to the Chilis meet, they'll be a few other women riders there. Oh, and if you aren't Steves woman, ignore all of what I typed but the WELCOME. :D




Be Safe

[TSC girl]

Okay okay, already... you flushed me out! I can lurk no more! Actually, Instance, rosetime is his MOM!

I've been registered and reading SBN for quite a while but I never posted. :D

So far I've only met Glen and his wife but I'm looking forward to meeting more of you. I should probably go post in the newbie forum, but I was actually registered before any you so I won't!
:cool

I don't ride but Steve is constantly trying to get me to learn. He tried to buy a little bike or something to get me to learn but I wouldn't let him! I LOVE it when Steve takes me for a ride, though.

I heard that CBR Vixen wants to convince me to learn - maybe someday I will give in and try, until then you're all nuts and I love reading your posts every day. :twofinger <--- std welcome, right?

(T)he(S)teve(C)o's girl

[Vixen]

Welcome TSC girl :twofinger :twofinger

I told Steve he should take you to a parking lot...and practice there....also ...he should also run beside the bike ...for moral support....:) ....if you love riding on the back of his bike....you will love...being on your own..... you should try it... if you get scared...he will be right there....

[theSteveCo]

'bout TIME you posted! Sheesh! You're not allowed to lurk anymore!! :D

:twofinger Welc;)me :twofinger

[JackTheTripper]

:p Welcome :p <--- Trying to see if this sticks as the standard B.A.R.F. welcom.

Hey, my bike is a POS and it's falling apart. You should practice on it. If you drop it I wouldn't be able to tell.:D

[Port4mance]

:barf welcome :barf <---- I like this one for the standard B.A.R.F. greeting. Nothing hotter the female riders. I've been looking for a nice squidly girl that would stand up on my seat while I stand on my gas tank. Anyone no of any such girls? :D

[JackTheTripper]

Originally posted by Port4mance
:barf welcome :barf <---- I like this one for the standard B.A.R.F. greeting. Nothing hotter the female riders. I've been looking for a nice squidly girl that would stand up on my seat while I stand on my gas tank. Anyone no of any such girls? :D

LOL I just said that in another thread. :laughing Except mine was:

:barf Welcome to B.A.R.F. :barf

[TSC girl]

Hello all and thank you for all those wonderful greetings! ;)

[G-Monie]

Well hello there TSC Girl. :)

Welcome to our wonderful site. ;)

You and TheLoserCo should come by some time this weekend and we'll get a movie and drink some...uhhh...beverages...and I'll make Abby cook something. :D

Later
-G

[Instance]

Cool, WELCOME TSC Girl!!!! Could TSC possibly stand for The Steve Co??? :D

Good to hear that you are gonna make it out this sat. You should try riding......I taught Cbr Vixen how to ride, started out in a parking lot going in a large oval in first and second gear, and it got to the point that I was running next to her until I nearly passed out, but she has the hang of it now and is improving very nicely. Just take your time and ONLY do what you are comfortable with. Steves bike is a great bike to learn on, its comfortable, forgiving, and with just enough power to satisfy. You should take Steves bike cause I KNOW he's been eyeing something new. :D :D





Be Safe

[TSC girl]

yes... TSC stands for (T)he (S)teve (C)o....how did you know? heh

Instance - I am not sure I will be riding anytime soon. I am too young to die! One of these days I will get the courage and hop on a bike but in the mean time...I will be Steve's passenger.

G Monie - Howdy! Thanks for the invitation:D

Sorry to all if I am not quick with my replies....i am a little "slow" and I am figuring out how this site works :p

[TSC girl]

That is what everyone has been telling me but I am too afraid... I can't do it! I enjoy riding as a passenger but often get yelled at for moving too much :D right Steve? hehe

[magyarbetyar]

Originally posted by ninja_rydr
I voted yes, 'cuz if this thing takes off we won't have noobs posting "I'm new here threads" in every forum :twofinger

What he said:twofinger

[Lucky3623]

But I don't Like hoops... and I don't wanna jump... you can't make me... I won't do it... no... damn it I said no..... NOOOOO

[Instance]

:bigbarf WELCOME to the board!!!!!




Be Safe

[G-Monie]

Shouldn't it be...

:twofinger to :bigbarf

:D

-G

[Likely2BAirborn]

Hi my name is ken and im an alcholic and a non speller. You may have seen me on SBN. I broke the cardnal rule and posted elsewhere first. What a bastard am I. All the fun of SBN Half the calories!!!!

[TSC girl]

WELCOME TO THE BOARD.


:welcome likely2bairborn :welcome

[KXP]

Originally posted by likely2bairborn
Hi my name is ken and im an alcholic and a non speller. You may have seen me on SBN. I broke the cardnal rule and posted elsewhere first. What a bastard am I. All the fun of SBN Half the calories!!!!


I guess deep down inside all guys named Ken are hooligans...:p

[Likely2BAirborn]

Originally posted by Ken5150



I guess deep down inside all guys named Ken are hooligans...:p

I'm a hooligan in training, Sensai. Show me the ways and I shall be a true hooligan.

[KXP]

ahhhhh young grassyasshoppa...you must learn to embrace the force...and to be one with the dark syde...embrace the balance point yung jedi..and come to the dark syde...

[Likely2BAirborn]

Originally posted by Ken5150
ahhhhh young grassyasshoppa...you must learn to embrace the force...and to be one with the dark syde...embrace the balance point yung jedi..and come to the dark syde...

How much does a force cost these days and where do I get one?

[KXP]

Well, TheSteveCo is selling his "force" for $1.50 bucks on the BARF auction...

(push button)

TheSteveCo : Hey!!


( cover mouth and giggle to self ):laughing:D :p

[theSteveCo]

echo "Ken5150" >> ~/list_of_people_to_kill

[Likely2BAirborn]

Rodger that Ken5150 has been scheduled for termation. Can I be the BARF local hitman? I'm armed to the teeth.:troy

[theSteveCo]

I was thinking of something more subtle :sniper

But then again, swiss cheese might make the revenge taste just a little bit better

:troy :troy :troy :troy

[Likely2BAirborn]

A 50cal is subtle? Hey your the boss and all, but cmon! Can I rig his car? They will be picking him up with a sponge:D Don't take any offence Ken, busniess is busniess:D

[JackTheTripper]

Sick-O's! Both of you! :twofinger

[Port4mance]

I will have to say that talk of killing a squid is deeply alarming to me. The population of true squids is dwindlying and there life expectancy is already short enough with out you calamari killers trying to end more lives. Please stop the brutality! :barf

[KXP]

echo "Ken5150" >> ~/list_of_people_to_kill

Rodger that Ken5150 has been scheduled for termation. Can I be the BARF local hitman? I'm armed to the teeth.


" HEY!!"

...and that, folks, was my impression of TheSteveCo...hehehehe!!:twofinger

Thank you!! Thank you!! ( bowing)

[GixxerMan]

man standing on gas tanks and seats thats just nutz

[R roku]

ok guys, start playing nice together or i'm locking this thread down:twofinger :twofinger :D :twofinger :twofinger



HAHAHA sometimes i crack myself up....

No really i mean it..:D

[Likely2BAirborn]

Sounds to me like digital short mans complex:p . You asked for a smart ass reply roku you got one.:twofinger

[theSteveCo]

FINALLY we have 10 votes. Okay - I'm going ro research how to make newbies REQUIRED to post here before they can post anywhere else. Woohoo! Of course, it'll have to wait until next week. :D

[r1champ]

post

love that pic likely2bairborn

[Hooli]

All plebes shall be subjected to 50 lashes with a wet noodle from here on out...

[E.T.PhoneHome]

Hi everybody! Finally got myself to register.

[88/750]

Hello everyone, I've just noticed this thread now. Three pages long... Dang! I've got an '88 GSX-R750. Lately, I've been riding mostly 101/280/880, sometimes hwy1. Alright, 'see ya in the rear view.:D

[Likely2BAirborn]

:welcome Be sure to show up next saturday for you public beating. Everyone on here had to go through it now its your turn. Right guys? ;)

[theSteveCo]

Originally posted by likely2bairborn
:welcome Be sure to show up next saturday for you public beating. Everyone on here had to go through it now its your turn. Right guys? ;)

No - but when we were joking around telling you that and you said "okay", we figured what the hell. How's that cut healing?

[88/750]

:D

[Likely2BAirborn]

Originally posted by theSteveCo


No - but when we were joking around telling you that and you said "okay", we figured what the hell. How's that cut healing? Dude your saturday nights gotta change man. First off cut those nails that cut was horrible. But you not real intimidateing in a dress steve.

[Likely2BAirborn]

Ok that was weak sauce! Wasn't given much to work with :D:cry

[Chuci]

Originally posted by Hwy 9 Hooligan
All plebes shall be subjected to 50 lashes with a wet noodle from here on out...

now dammit... I didn't get the wet noodle treatment!!!!!!!!! :x
what the hell does I have to do around her to get wet noodled?
:g

now I really would prefer a good, solid egg noodle... not one of those wussy spaghetti thingys or angel-hair stuff - unless you can make a cat 'O nine-tails out of them :P

[Hooli]

Originally posted by Chuci
now I really would prefer a good, solid egg noodle... not one of those wussy spaghetti thingys or angel-hair stuff


Not even..."Dark Angel" hair?

:laughing

[Chuci]

Originally posted by Hwy 9 Hooligan


Not even..."Dark Angel" hair?

:laughing


hmmmmm.... now that brings up a quandry, although it would be good if it came from my wife (to be... :D:D - who I will get to finally post on the site soon)

:P:twofinger:P

[Hooli]

Originally posted by Chuci
hmmmmm.... now that brings up a quandry, although it would be good if it came from my wife (to be... :D:D - who I will get to finally post on the site soon)

:P:twofinger:P

Finally allowed her to gain access to the computer? Gave her the password, eh? :twofinger

[Atak Kat]

Originally posted here (http://BayAreaRidersForum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1495) .
-ak-

[9two9]

4 pages.. just wanted to get my 10 cents in. what up to everyone that has not read my newbie thread/intro!:twofinger

j/k:D

[Max Smiley]

Hwy9 responses :laughing
how I missed this page I don't know!

[Melissa]

I think that new barfers should post as a newbie first
cause the feedback from you guys is an instant
example of how cool the board is, how welcoming
the site can be and more importantly, how absolutely
crazed you bunchomuthafuckers really are.

as a newbie, my .02 worth.

so tsc is Stevens mum?
you look fabulous in them there pink shorty shorts.

Melissa:rsrai

[theSteveCo]

Originally posted by Melissa
so tsc is Stevens mum?
you look fabulous in them there pink shorty shorts.


That's a touch off-base, but let's roll with it and see how bad the story gets!

[Likely2BAirborn]

Originally posted by Melissa
I think that new barfers should post as a newbie first
cause the feedback from you guys is an instant
example of how cool the board is, how welcoming
the site can be and more importantly, how absolutely
crazed you bunchomuthafuckers really are.

as a newbie, my .02 worth.

so tsc is Stevens mum?
you look fabulous in them there pink shorty shorts.

Melissa:rsrai Awwwww. It's been so long sence someone has called me a muthafukka!

[Melissa]

whoops, don't wanna step in it too deeply.
Apologies to all offended. I mean, one day i will meet
some of you in person and i don't want to start
off badly. UMM, any more badly than already have.
Melissa:rsrai

[theSteveCo]

Originally posted by Melissa
whoops, don't wanna step in it too deeply.
Apologies to all offended. I mean, one day i will meet
some of you in person and i don't want to start
off badly. UMM, any more badly than already have.
Melissa:rsrai

Don't sweat it - everyone has free license to offend Likely. :twofinger

[edword365]

sounds good to meeh.. learn bout who we talking bout so we dont start questioning who that is.. .. oh by the way my name is ed.. heheheeh

[XisTancE]

Conforming with the norm. and posting my first newB post here. Howdy. :rebarf

[Max Smiley]

:welcome gotcha'

but you should make your own post and let the fun begin :teeth

[Spadoc]

1st post, here we go. :fart

[Max Smiley]

:welcome yeah got you too :teeth

[BlackFonz]

Sure why not. Do all the member come in this board and say hi to all the new members?

[Max Smiley]

yup yup. dang, missed your post though! :teeth
:welcome for sure!

[hoax]

Dumb idea. My first post wasn't an introduction yet was moved to the newbie area even though it clearly belonged in the General area.

[Thundercat 600R]

Ummmm Hmmmm, Sounds like a Fantastic idea:D

[CobramanPhil]

Okay..I posted....haha...now taste my blade...lol:mag

Phil

[Max Smiley]

oopsies :p missed this one but I don't qualify for newbie points anymore. but hey - :welcome CobramanPhil!

and watch where yer swingin' that thing, you'll put your eye out :laughing

[KXP]

:teeth

[theSteveCo]

Closing thread - seems to get confusing and newbies post on the end of it instead of in a new post.

[JackTheTripper]

I was wondering when you were gonna do that?:p