How To..

[ninja_rydr]

..shoot a co-worker and NOT get caught :flame to "the new guy"

[rsrai]

i think the only person who would be able to pull that off would be Steven Seagal. That guy is invincible. We should organize our meetings around his movie showings.
hope that helped.

[gmann]

steven is a true ninja. i just watched one of his movies over the weekend with my cousin. he's the shit. first he broke some guys elbow, then moved to his neck and broke it. what a move.

that movie was "above the law". it was pretty high busget, since he had sharon stone in it. :D

ok, this is pretty off topic, but since ravi brought up the whole steven seagal thing, i should put it my 2 cents. :p

[MackeyStingray]

seagal is alright. last 1 i saw was the 1 w/ DMX. not as great as he was before but still kicks ass.

[ninja_rydr]

::driving to video store to brush up on the "snap elbow/break neck" move :twofinger

[gmann]

new segal is nothing compared to the classics. the movies he did with dmx, keenan wayans, etc. he gained like 50 pounds for those roles and never lost it. :D

old segal is tight, just like good ol' chuck norris. "missing in action"s were also cool movies.

[Likely2BAirborn]

To hell with Segal. And you don't shoot co workers. You rig their stuff to explode. Get a 3/4" sainless steel pipe and an endcap. Fill that sucker with matchheads. Then pop the hood on such co-workers car and JB weld one of his sparkpugs to the other end. It will at least scare the shit outa him.

Hey Steve can I be a moderator? What kind of car do you drive?:laughing


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DISCLAMER: Some of the thoughts and ideas expressed on SBN B.A.R.F are not nessesarly those of Likely2BAirborn:twofinger

[Preston]

why not just shoot them, I'm lazy and would rather just pull a trigger than even attempt to look at engine and find the spark plugs. Just my .o2