Room for rent in San Carlos $500

[Elseanno]

Motorcycle friendly room for rent. I'm a sport tourer, late 30's, batchelor. There is room for one sport tourer or maybe 2 smaller bikes in the garage. Also room for a few tools. Room is modest in size in a cool but slightly worn out older building, close to downtown. Rent is $500/mo + $500 deposit. Please have a regular income that doesn't interest law enforcement. No smoking.


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[Elseanno]

So......There is Comcast cable (you'll need to bring a TV as I don't have one) and highspeed internet here also. You can walk to downtown bars and resturants, and I have tools and am mechanically inclined. If you drink my booze without asking I may throttle you, but if I'm home I'm pretty likely to offer you a beer or a scotch.

[Elseanno]

Did I mention the girl who lives with me gives free blow jobs to my new roomate? :laughing

Anyone need a room?........Anyone?........Buelller?

[Kalamari Kid]

Free Blowjobs, hey buddy this isnt craigslist.

[Elseanno]

I thought that might get some attention! :laughing

No girl here and I lost my knee pads, so no blowjobs.....Sorry. Just trying to rent the room.

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[Spurber]

Dude you are hilarious!!! :laughing :laughing

[Elseanno]

This just in! Still available! I thought I had a roommate.....turned out to be a flake.