ninja_rydr
01-09-2002, 10:38 AM
Guy walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He see a big jar filled with $10 + $20 dollar bills and asks the bartender "Hey whats that money for?" bartender says "that cash is for anyone who can do 3 things, #1 have to knock out my bouncer but he is 6'3" and 250 lbs, #2 across the street there is the most nasty hooker in the city, you've got to have sex with her, and #3 out back I've got the meanest most vicious pit bull ever and hes got an abcessed tooth that needs to be pulled" Well the guy says "Forget that" and proceeds to get wasted. About an hour goes but and the patron stands up walks to the front door and sucker punches the bouncer and lays him out cold and returns to his seat at the bar. The bartender is amazed and gives the guy some more shots. A hour later the patron stands up goes out the back door. The bartender hears his pitbull yelping and howling, 10 minutes later the guy comes back into the bar a little banged up, and says to the bartender, "well thats done now where is that hooker with the abcessed tooth."