JackTheTripper
01-09-2002, 02:13 PM
"Hey bartender. I'll bet you $1000 I can stand at one end of your bar and pee into a shot glass at the other end without spilling a drop." The bartender says "That's impossible. But if your serious here's the shot glass." and sets it on the corner of the bar. The guy jumps up on the bar and walks to the other corner. He whips it out and lets loose. He pees on the bar top, on the floor, on the stools, on the glasses behind the bar and all over the bartender but not a drop goes in the shot glass. The bartender is laughing his ass off. When he get's hold of himself he says "You owe me $1000." The guy says "That's OK. Earlier I bet the four guys in the corner $2000 each you'd let me pee all over the place and just laugh about it."