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I need Volunteers, to 2-up my girlfriends.

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Bad Kitty

Bad Kitty

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OK, bring all yee :leghump

As I plan my hot chocolate run on April 7, I have 3 girlfrineds that want to go but they don't ride. I told them I would ask around to see if anyone wants to take them as a passenger.

Don't freak, they are all pretty and not very big. They should be fairly easy to tote 2-up.

I know this thread will likely spin out of control, but try to be nice.

Before any of you ask, NO!!!! I'm not going to post pics. You either want to go or not, and you want to be friendly or not.

That's all.
 
post pics, and this thread will be longer than the 'thinking now thread'
 
Nice Kitty said:
Before any of you ask, NO!!!! I'm not going to post pics. You either want to go or not, and you want to be friendly or not.
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No pics!!!!

You will have to trust me. I have good looking frineds, mostly because I'm too stuck up to chill with ugly people.
 
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Maiden 4EVA said:
I was GONNA offer to take TWO, until I read this.
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Maybe you can tie them all together, then pull a big muumuu over them and pretend?
 
hmm... i have a corbin seat on the F4 and an extra helmet to boot :cool

:p
 
I dont have to feed them though right? I'm kinda broke :twofinger
 
I am busy on April 7 so how about April 14th?

P.S. Post teh pics mate!!!!111eleven

Nice Kitty said:

You will have to trust me. I have good looking frineds, mostly because I'm too stuck up to chill with ugly people.
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You are my hero. I don't talk to ugly people either! What have they got to offer? Intelligence? Overrated! Sense of Humor? Thats what I have Comedy Central for! Camaraderie? I get all my camaraderie from the hookers I pay $20 an hour.

:|
 
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Nice Kitty said:
and not very big. They should be fairly easy to tote 2-up.
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two key words:
not very big
fairly easy

My bike's GVWR is 880lbs. The wet weight of the bike is 460lbs, but using a factor of safety of 1.1, we're working with 790lbs in hopes of the chain not snapping.

That leaves us with 330 lbs to play with for the rider/passenger combo. I weigh 220, leaving 110 lbs for your BBW friends.

Sorry, I'd love to help, but the suspension wasn't made for that sort of abuse :(
 
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Heh. I know damn well I've occasionally encouraged the leghumpers, but seriously.

If your friends are interesting in motorcycling, give them a ride.

If they're interested in getting play, bring them to a BARF social meetup.

Bad Becky
 
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Eisernkreuz said:
two key words:
not very big
fairly easy

My bike's GVWR is 880lbs. The wet weight of the bike is 460lbs, but using a factor of safety of 1.1, we're working with 790lbs in hopes of the chain not snapping.

That leaves us with 330 lbs to play with for the rider/passenger combo. I weigh 220, leaving 110 lbs for your BBW friends.

Sorry, I'd love to help, but the suspension wasn't made for that sort of abuse :(
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:laughing
+1 (except for the chain part)
 
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