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Which Barfer is the Airborne Masturbator?

Sane_Man

Totally Tubular
Joined
Jul 18, 2003
Location
Somewhere near STL
Moto(s)
2003 40th Busa
Name
Pimpin' B
And you got some on the seat? :barf


As if you needed another reason to avoid flying, now you have to beware of airborne masturbators, too.

The FBI busted a Florida man after he took matters into his own hands "to the point of ejaculation" on a United Airlines flight from Spokane to Denver last Thursday, reports The Smoking Gun. The man was arrested at the Denver airport.

Kyle Pearce, 25, was reportedly charged with making an "obscene and indecent exposure of his person" on an aircraft.

The incident was witnessed by an 18-year-old woman who was unluckily seated in the row across from Pearce.

"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," she recalled in a written statement according to The Smoking Gun. She added, "He ejaculated & got some on the seat."

The two passengers sitting directly behind Pearce also reportedly witnessed the event. 18-year-old Grayson Miller said he hit Pearce on the arm with a book causing him to stop and leave for the bathroom, reports the Smoking Gun.

Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in prison or a year of supervised release if convicted. He can also be fined up to $5,000.

Read more: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20065828-504083.html#ixzz1NJauLfnd

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/man-arrested-for-in-flight-masturbation-546729
I would avoid row 18 on the United plane with tail number N843UA. :laughing

He does look familiar though. :teeth
 

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What a tool.
 
What a tool.

That's what the witness said.



From the article: Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in prison or a year of supervised release if convicted. He can also be fined up to $5,000.

Isn't this what he's in trouble for?




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Just a napkin, please.
 
That's what the witness said.



From the article: Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in prison or a year of supervised release if convicted. He can also be fined up to $5,000.

Isn't this what he's in trouble for?




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Just a napkin, please.

:laughing

*ba-dum-shhhh*

Yer still making me laugh Papa!
 
Sorry, I just can't help myself when I fly. It's just something about the random delays, excess fees, ridiculous 'security' regulations and cramped seats that gets me so damn horny!

Probably easier to ask which barfer isn't the Airborne Mastibator...

:rofl QFT
 
So who ever tried fapping in the planes lavatory? :shocker

I tried it in my Cessna one time, but it was too hard trying to use mental imagery and keeping the plane level at the same time. :teeth
 
So who ever tried fapping in the planes lavatory? :shocker

I tried it in my Cessna one time, but it was too hard trying to use mental imagery and keeping the plane level at the same time. :teeth

TMI and i'm gonna cancel that flight we were gonna take.:laughing
 
"In the event of a loss of impulse control a penis will pop up from your pants. Pull up firmly on the penis multiple times to ensure the flow of semen. All thought the testicles may not fully deflate semen is flowing. If you're traveling with children..." :later
 
Jesus. Someone should have told this guy about the blankets in the overhead bin.















(that is what they're for, right?)
 
Jesus. Someone should have told this guy about the blankets in the overhead bin.















(that is what they're for, right?)


Even with a blanket, I can't see how it's possible to blow a load in coach without anyone detecting it. :laughing

Although during a red eye flight . . .
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