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Old 08-01-2013, 06:45 PM   #1
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Pregnant dog adopted us...great.

***WARNING: GRATUITOUS DOG BIRTH AND BLOODY VAGINA AHEAD*** (so grab a plate of spaghetti and meatballs and some fruit punch before continuing)

We live out in the sticks and everyone's pooches just kind of run around. In fact, one of the neighbor's dogs used to live in this very house and she would sometimes jump through the window into our house while we were watching a movie or making dinner. Scary the first time, but cute. She's a big ape of a yellow lab and happy as could be. We fixed the screen so it shouldn't be happening anymore, but I'm digressing...

Another of the neighbor's dogs reeeaaally took to my daughter and she just wouldn't leave. She'd sleep on our porch and follow our car to the point that it was dangerous. It became such that if we really wanted her to leave, we'd have to be mean about it, which wasn't going to happen. We already had three little dogs and adding another wasn't appealing. While we were vacillating about what to do, her facking vagina exploded all over the place. Not even kidding. It was fat and disgusting like a big oozing jelly donut and there are still blood stains on the deck. I caught the other neighbor's huge mastiff sticking it to her (she's only 48lbs!) several times and now she's pregnant.

Well, we've allowed her to adopt us and took her to the vet, hoping to get her fixed and *cough*abort the puppies*cough*. They don't think it would be safe because she's too far along (ETA - 2 weeks). Soooo, she's going to have puppies and it's going to be really interesting to see what they look like. We're not going to be able to keep them and will have to find homes for all of them. I think I might use this thread to document the process and of course see if I can sucker any of you chumps into taking a puppy or two. I'm also gonna see if I can get some photos of the puppies actually exiting the bloody vagina, it would be disgusting and awesome!

Here's the mum. She's super sweet and pretty smart. My daughter taught her to sit, shake, and lie down, fairly successfully in one evening. She's very agile and loooooves to catch the frisbee (look at the size of those bigfckngnpplz). If her pups are anything like her, they'll make excellent family dogs.





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Old 08-01-2013, 06:48 PM   #2
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Old 08-01-2013, 06:56 PM   #3
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Old 08-01-2013, 08:46 PM   #4
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Wow.. so nice of you to take her in knowing she's gonna have puppies. Very kind. Keep us posted. =)

Maybe I can talk Charlie (speedycorky) if we get the house to get a puppy. mmmmm... it's a long shot... but who knows.

The mom looks beautiful. Look at that coat!! and she's agile and intelligent!! exciting to see what her cute little pups will look like.
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Old 08-02-2013, 05:56 AM   #5
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there's a pretty good chance I'd take one.
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:32 AM   #7
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Already have 2 terriers, but moving to a much larger home/yard in 2 weeks (over 1/2 acre) a puppy would be a great addition, keep us posted. Thanks for adopting such a sweet dog in need, you rock!

Puppies....sigh!
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cute dog. good luck with the pups. I'd be happy to take one when they are ready, but there's no more room in the condo with a dog and two cats! my girlfriend would make me move out to make room for the dog.
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about how big is this dog? my other two dogs are 40-50lb ish
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Old 08-02-2013, 10:07 AM   #13
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I see what you did there!
Hahaha, and I thought he was being nice!

She's 48lbs with a couple weeks to go in her pregnancy and is visibly thicker in her gut. To go back a bit more, she belonged to some folks who own the local deli and would wander all over the place, then she was hit by a car. They didn't want to keep inside all the time, so they gave her to my neighbor because we're off the beaten path. I think the wife has a photo of her parents, I'll see if I can find it. Also, she's pretty young and we were told this was her first heat cycle, so the odds of a full litter isn't good. Dead puppies will make me cry like a baby!
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ok, well I'm making arrangements for an additional dog right now with my sig other. let me know when she's whelping
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I'll donate some cash for the care of this girl and her pups. Let me know if there's a paypal.
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