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Old 07-10-2014, 08:10 PM   #76
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god damn right you can. wait who's dubbs.
our famous virgin who can't even rub one out while watching pr0n on the internet without getting rejected...

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Old 07-10-2014, 08:11 PM   #77
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wait who's dubbs.
He's the moderator in the virgin forum... Nice dude BTW.
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:26 PM   #78
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:32 PM   #79
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I have... After her and I broke up, a fellow BARfer friend had a foot fetish and she just got her toenails done. Sent him a pic and he asked her out

After the second date, she called me up and was pissed at me... She said, "Why DIDN"T you tell me he had a small penis!!!" I was like how ta fuck would I know that!??!?!
I haven't heard from Lizard in YEARS!
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:49 PM   #81
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no. nothing against strippers. just have never completely trusted anyone in sales and marketing.
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:55 PM   #82
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no. nothing against strippers. just have never completely trusted anyone in sales and marketing.
, but

In one way or another..thats..just..about..everyone.
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:56 PM   #83
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our famous virgin who can't even rub one out while watching pr0n on the internet without getting rejected...

Even his hand just wants to be friends.
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Old 07-10-2014, 08:58 PM   #84
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no. nothing against strippers. just have never completely trusted anyone in sales and marketing.
So a guy walks into a bar, sits at the bar, and orders a drink...

He makes eye contact with a gorgeous woman so he walks over to her and introduces himself...

She tells him immediately that she wants to fuck him...in the bar, outside in the parking lot, his house or hers...

She says will fuck any where, any time , and any one...

The guy then says, " oh I see you sell cars too...what dealership do you work at?"

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Old 07-10-2014, 09:54 PM   #86
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Well now you gotta give us the background story.

How did you meet.
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no. nothing against strippers. just have never completely trusted anyone in sales and marketing.
Can I put this in my sig?
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