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Old 07-10-2008, 01:13 PM   #16
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:15 PM   #17
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Never concerned myself with such as most of the women I have known have been secretly delighted by farts and scatological subjects and I find the topic of titties on my back while braking far more interesting than whether or not the bird notices the breaking of wind. Grow some pods.
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:15 PM   #18
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But what if she does feel it...and likes it.
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If You don't know diddly about how it is safer to have your front wheel up at least a tiny distance off the pavement, while turning, so there is no risk of losing traction, there, where there is no traction to lose, And you are turning with the rear wheel...Then by all means, go slow enough so Your risky behavour, doesn't get overwhelmed...
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literally turning on a dime, is often best done on One wheel.
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:16 PM   #19
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If there's anything to feel, it's not a fart.


Actually, depending on the fart. If he could let one slip nice and easy with a whisper(silent and violent type) - he's good to go. But if it's a curtain flapper - he's toast. Those fuckers can shake the ground...
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:17 PM   #20
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Oh just letterrip. Just gotta be reeeaaaallly sure it ain't gonna turn out a shart.


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Old 07-10-2008, 01:17 PM   #21
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curtain flapper....
if she gets one of those she might be inclined to give a tap on the shoulder and asked to be let off...
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:22 PM   #22
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In the same spirit, I was at a top light once and i could swear the guy sitting next to me window down heard the blast. Careful people, don't be too confortable.
But ya, had passengers asking me about smell before...
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:24 PM   #23
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:24 PM   #24
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:30 PM   #25
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Epic Thread. haha.

In the words of Jack Nicholson, "Never trust a fart."

With staggered seats, I think you should be okay. It'd be bad on a banana seat where they might feel it. Tell us how it goes.
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:37 PM   #26
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hmm so lots of speculation but i was hoping someone could speak from experience. anyone ever let a big one rip and have her not mention anything? anyone ever get busted or called out on it? "so i felt your fart when we were riding and i just want to let you know i didnt appreciate it"
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:40 PM   #27
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I have my music on all the time so when i do she can't hear it and if she feels it, Just blame it on the rocks on the road or you can just blame her first
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:42 PM   #28
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haha this should be a sticky!
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:43 PM   #29
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:45 PM   #30
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But what if she does feel it...and likes it.


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