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Old 06-04-2020, 04:03 AM   #1051
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her. The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home "

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. "The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
Why did the woman go through with the trouble of killing the husband with the chair? The CIA was playing a joke on the applicants with the fake gun right?
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Old 06-04-2020, 04:09 AM   #1052
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Old 06-04-2020, 05:52 AM   #1053
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I first heard Fluffy on the Sirius Netflix channel that dude is way too funny.

Click below for his hilarious story on how he met Snoop Dogg


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Old 06-04-2020, 06:18 AM   #1054
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Why did the woman go through with the trouble of killing the husband with the chair? The CIA was playing a joke on the applicants with the fake gun right?
It's based on the misogynistic trope that women are crazy. The male applicants couldn't go through with killing their wives. The female applicant, finding the gun to be useless, employs the next most lethal device available and bludgeons her husband to death with the chair.
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Old 06-04-2020, 10:47 AM   #1055
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Remind me to not attend an open mike comedy night with DesiDucati and Abacinator .

All night explaining things to DD and finding Ab's eyes rolling around in the dark.
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Old 06-04-2020, 11:17 AM   #1056
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Old 06-04-2020, 04:07 PM   #1057
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It's based on the misogynistic trope that women are crazy. The male applicants couldn't go through with killing their wives. The female applicant, finding the gun to be useless, employs the next most lethal device available and bludgeons her husband to death with the chair.
That's a nice political explanation.
Here's a different take on the JOKE:

She was trained as a killer.
She was told to kill her husband.
She obviously liked her job more than her husband.

It's a joke, not a picture of misogyny.
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Old 06-04-2020, 05:28 PM   #1058
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Lonester- While in a manner, I 'accused' Abacinator/Chris of being a unappreciative of humor, in fact, after my post, there's a chuckling emoji from said same.

Obviously in on the joke and I thankfully acknowledge such. Am here just for the punappreciation.
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Old 06-04-2020, 06:10 PM   #1060
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Old 06-04-2020, 06:25 PM   #1061
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I first heard Fluffy on the Sirius Netflix channel that dude is way too funny.

Click below for his hilarious story on how he met Snoop Dogg


youtu.be/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzak7MZ2Vw
Every time I click on you videos. I get this.....
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Old 06-04-2020, 06:46 PM   #1062
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Old 06-04-2020, 08:24 PM   #1063
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Old 06-04-2020, 09:04 PM   #1064
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Old 06-05-2020, 08:16 AM   #1065
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has to remove the extra https://youtu.be/


youtu.be/EYzak7MZ2Vw

Just the tip is required, the EYzak7MZ2Vw part...
Thanks for that I normally don't post the video links I am an interwebz troglodyte..
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