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Old 08-08-2019, 07:40 AM   #211
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O shit they're available in ten pound bags.
The comments are bloody fantastic. The, "Song of Fire & Arse." should be the first single from Steel Panther's next Album, Brown Tsunami.

I wonder of there is an equation.

10 lbs of these = X Lbs. of results. Maybe X should be Gallons?
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Old 08-13-2021, 03:56 PM   #215
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The power of masochism, ass, peer pressure, and BARF has come down to this: a new form of anal machismo.
This is just to remind you guys of where we need to be.
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Old 08-13-2021, 05:13 PM   #216
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I remember when this thread hit the KS, it was an instant classic and probably many monitor's having to be cleaned after people spit out what they were drinking in response to what they had just read.
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Old 08-13-2021, 05:19 PM   #217
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I remember when this thread hit the KS, it was an instant classic and probably many monitor's having to be cleaned after people spit out what they were drinking in response to what they had just read.
Sadly, some others were tempted to experiment and it was not always coffee.
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It's funny that I just recently saw a Facebook post that tried to emulate this thread. Obviously, it was a truly pathetic attempt, as nothing could ever come close to the real thing!
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I remember when this thread hit the KS, it was an instant classic and probably many monitor's having to be cleaned after people spit out what they were drinking in response to what they had just read.
Re-reading the thread, luckily these days I'd have to spit pretty damn far... using my TV as my work monitor (work from home life) :lol

Mop the floor maybe...
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