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View Poll Results: I you had to take a shot for every person you had sex with you'd be-
Fine 12 14.81%
Tipsy 7 8.64%
Drunk 24 29.63%
Dead 38 46.91%
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:19 AM   #46
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Thank god I don't drink anymore.
Nice metaphorish thingamabob.


Sex and booze...
Used to sip the bottle all night as much as I could as often as I could.

Now it's just a quick shot every now and then and forgo the drink in exchange for a good night's sleep.

How's that for a metaphor?
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Old 01-21-2014, 05:47 PM   #47
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I'm boring, just one shot for me, and been married to her for 15.5 years.
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Old 01-21-2014, 10:58 PM   #48
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With a heart as small and as black as the one I have, it's a good thing my largest organ is my liver.
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:28 AM   #49
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With a heart as small and as black as the one I have, it's a good thing my largest organ is my liver.
That's sig line material right there.
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With a heart as small and as black as the one I have, it's a good thing my largest organ is my liver.
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:38 AM   #50
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That's sig line material right there.
I would agree, assuming the liver actually was the largest organ.
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:41 AM   #51
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I would agree, assuming the liver actually was the largest organ.
I think the skin is referred to as the largest. But I would trade it for a new liver.
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:46 AM   #52
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Oh yeah as to the OP question, what kind of shots are we talking about?

How many shots of Fernet does it take to kill you?
Whiskey's quicker!
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:06 AM   #53
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Oh yeah as to the OP question, what kind of shots are we talking about?

How many shots of Fernet does it take to kill you?
Whiskey's quicker!
Fernet is 80 proof, like most whiskey.

And yeah, your pelt is your largest organ.
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:38 AM   #54
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With a heart as small and as black as the one I have, it's a good thing my largest organ is my liver.
Your heart is black?

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Fernet is 80 proof, like most whiskey.

And yeah, your pelt is your largest organ.
^This. Technically, your 'skin' (speaking contiguous surface area) could be construed to include your mouth, nasal passages, lungs, and digestive tract.

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Old 10-06-2014, 11:39 AM   #56
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:51 AM   #57
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Old 10-06-2014, 12:05 PM   #58
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I'd be drunk just from the ones I married.

So yeah, dead.
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Old 10-06-2014, 12:25 PM   #59
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Old 10-06-2014, 12:32 PM   #60
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possibly enough shots to kill 3 maybe 4 people
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