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Old 05-25-2019, 09:23 AM   #16
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Old 05-25-2019, 10:00 AM   #17
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Old 05-25-2019, 10:28 AM   #18
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On the tail of that, it’s a good time to start your old guy hat collection!
right on! It's when you notice the hats other guys are wearing and think: "Damn, I need to get that one!"
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Old 05-25-2019, 10:42 AM   #19
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I'm learning this a bit earlier than 40, but...

"Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life."

...that being said, I've clocked 140 hours at work in the last 2 weeks...but my girlfriend is working on her PhD so she has a ton of work to do too. It works out ok for now.
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Old 05-25-2019, 10:49 AM   #20
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I'd say forty is when you learn to accept Male Pattern Baldness.
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Say goodbye to your eye sight.
Hearing starts to go so noisy restaurants become annoying.
Your dick and nuts start to shrink.
You’re starting to enter that phase in your life where you may be a victim of age discrimination when job-hunting.
Spend more time with your family particularly your parents (if you are on good terms).
Think seriously about how you will retire.
If single, fuck a lot.
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Old 05-25-2019, 10:55 AM   #21
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Don't go motorcycle racing when your kid gets into Berkeley. Took me till 50 to pay that shit off.
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Old 05-25-2019, 10:59 AM   #22
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Say goodbye to your eye sight.
Hearing starts to go so noisy restaurants become annoying.
Your dick and nuts start to shrink.
You’re starting to enter that phase in your life where you may be a victim of age discrimination when job-hunting.
Spend more time with your family particularly your parents (if you are on good terms).
Think seriously about how you will retire.
If single, fuck a lot.
We call it: The C syndrome.

CRS. Can't remember shit.
CHS. Can't hear shit.
CSS. Can't see shit.
CBS. Can't bone shit.
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Old 05-25-2019, 11:00 AM   #23
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Say goodbye to your eye sight.
Hearing starts to go so noisy restaurants become annoying.
Your dick and nuts start to shrink.
You’re starting to enter that phase in your life where you may be a victim of age discrimination when job-hunting.
Spend more time with your family particularly your parents (if you are on good terms).
Think seriously about how you will retire.
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Don't go motorcycle racing when your kid gets into Berkeley. Took me till 50 to pay that shit off.
Get a hat that says “Kiss My Ass, I’m Retired!”...
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Old 05-25-2019, 01:29 PM   #24
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Take care of your body so when you’re old you can still be physically active.

Lastly, my doc told me most men in their 50s are on at least one med so try not be in that group.
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Old 05-25-2019, 02:15 PM   #25
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Old 05-25-2019, 04:40 PM   #26
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I second.. Don't sweat the small stuff.

Also.. Get things more organized.. Everything..

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Old 05-25-2019, 06:45 PM   #27
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Keep moving. Dont get old willingly or intentionally, but keep in mind you're not 30 and your body is going to be sore. Take some ibuprofen and get back in it!

As for trusting farts, you're going to have to take a few chances. Good luck... i consider myself the Valentino Rossi of farts, but you know, Vale's getting old too. We all blow a corner here and there...
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Old 05-26-2019, 12:08 AM   #28
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Old 05-26-2019, 05:24 AM   #29
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If you actually do the things that you tell people you are going to do, you will be a fuckin’ hero.

Apparantly most folks don’t.
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Old 05-26-2019, 06:53 AM   #30
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Don't marry crazy. Shoulda learned it sooner than 40 though.
Wish I learned that. I did benefit from crazy lady sex though.
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