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Old 05-12-2014, 09:21 PM   #1
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So today I drank a tall boy on the beach. It's illegal. I didn't give a fuck. I drank it anyway. People looked at me. Look all you want. I drank that shit. Live free or die, motherfuckers.

Why is it illegal to drink a beer in public? I understand why there are laws against public drunkenness, most likely because some people end up acting a fool and disturb everyone else. But I'm just hanging out, sucking down my own beer, minding my own business, bothering nobody. Why is that a crime?

Just think about the world we live in. It's illegal to do things that don't bother anyone except for control freak assholes. What the fuck is wrong with the world?
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:24 PM   #2
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:24 PM   #3
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:26 PM   #4
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I agree with you though.
let me fookin drink on the beach
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:28 PM   #5
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:30 PM   #7
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Meh,whatever. Put it in a paper bag and nobody gives a shit.

Also I drink beer all the time on the beach. I didn't know it was illegal.
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:43 PM   #10
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Why trip? Cities pass these laws because stupid fucks drink themselves out of their minds and force the issue. Drink at home.
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:44 PM   #11
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It's illegal for the peons and street people to drink in public, because rich society people don't want to see that shit. But when rich society people want to drink in public, they create art and wine festivals, beer tastings, and gala events. Abyss is just obviously not well connected.
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Ya just put it in a bag and it's all g. Actually the other weekend I was drinkin in the park and I didn't have a bag, so I used my sock It was sweet, kept my beer cold and my feet felt nice in the grass

I just got back from Vegas last night and I got pretty used to the open drinking and smoking. That's the way it should be.
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