I hate this F@ck!n& bike, but you should totally buy it - BARF

motoproponent · 08-08-2010, 02:59 PM

SOLD!!

This is a 2007 BMW K1200R Sport

I hate this fucking bike! every time I make the payment I'm reminded of how much more I love my Bandit 1200S. Here's your chance to capitalize on my hatred of the BMW roundel and relieve me of the troll occupying space in my garage.

The only thing it does well is felony speeding for hours at a time. It would be an OK touring rig but there are no decent luggage options except the crummy BMW factory soft bags that are as attractive as a genital wart and have the capacity to, maybe, carry two complete ham sandwiches.

It's bone stock because anything made to fit it is hand carved by god out of billet unobtanium, and I don't have that kind of credit limit. I did manage to get custom saddle made by Bill Mayer. It doesn't feel like any other beemer out there. Of course this one has all the factory options for decreased reliability. Electronic Suspension Adjustment, Remote Tire Pressure Monitors, Krypto-Whamidyne Trip Computer, Heated Handgrips, and a Star Wars Jedi Mind Trick activator that compels the weak minded to say "Niiiiice Biiike, How fast does it go??!?!"

The Good: Speeding tickets in comfort and style

The Bad: It's a BMW K1200R Sport

Comes With: The stock pipe and BMW North America's eternal gratitude for stemming the tide of hatefull, angry emails flooding the corporate inbox.

The Particulars: Cash or trade for a Hypermotard or KTM 990/950 Supermoto of equal/greater value. 22000 miles, Reg paid up till March 2011

Check back on the 15th of each month because every time I make a payment the price will drop. There is very little wiggle room in the price because that's what I owe

If you like this bike this is the cheapest one you will find. It won't last forever because sooner or later a Ducati Dealership will take it as a trade in. I'm actively shopping it around.

If you buy it or trade me I will be so happy I will totally find a way to get your dick sucked, by some one hot. Plus I will quit chiming in on every thread to spew venom about BMW's motorcycles

I'm not joking :| (I am about the dick sucking part, but this is a legit ad)

sephy · 08-08-2010, 03:03 PM

Classic ad!

Idioteque · 08-08-2010, 03:21 PM

AkatomboRR · 08-08-2010, 03:33 PM

I can't tell if I want to buy this bike or not... :|

RRR70 · 08-08-2010, 03:35 PM

Trade for the beautiful GS500?

motoproponent · 08-08-2010, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkatomboRR

I can't tell if I want to buy this bike or not... :|

I wouldn't buy it, but that's just because I bought one already and I fucking hate it.

roytmani · 08-08-2010, 07:01 PM

Awesome ad! Good luck with the offload

AbsolutEnduser · 08-08-2010, 07:11 PM

I just saw a BMW S1000RR in Noe Valley in San Francisco. The rider was DEFINITELY not riding in comfort and style. For one, his sneakers were totally like, silver. Silver sneakers would DEFINITELY match this K1200R better!!!

You should totally buy this K1200R if you plan riding anywhere within San Francisco. Like Noe Valley, too.

Roadstergal · 08-08-2010, 07:34 PM

khan · 08-08-2010, 09:36 PM

just burn the bike down and invite us for a bonfire

bahnzii · 08-08-2010, 10:01 PM

copy, paste, archive...best ad ever!!!

tgrrdr · 08-08-2010, 10:29 PM

I would totally buy this bike (if I had any money and my wife would let me) but I already hate BMW's so what would be the point?

9ineLives · 08-09-2010, 06:56 AM

OMG, ROF,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best ad ever, thanks for the wakeup laugh. I wonder if somebody e-sent this listing to BMW, or at least to the BMW marketing team, they would laugh so damn hard they might UNsupply some of those factory unmods you like so little. ?? You never know, it would take balls to laugh at their own bike, and would be a sign of (false bravado) to be able to laugh WITH you... before this spreads to Viral status and Unadvertises them right off the planet... or at least, SF.

Sidenote-- we saw a dude at Skaggs this spring on one of these, and his words were, "it's everything they say it is... and more." However, he had the matching wallet, stuffed full of plastic. Sorry to hear your frustration. GLWS

torrey.smith · 08-09-2010, 07:31 AM

Awesome. I have a friend who may be interested; will pass it along.

motoproponent · 08-09-2010, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by torrey.smith

Awesome. I have a friend who may be interested; will pass it along.

Your friend should get himself checked out

08-08-2010, 02:59 PM	#1
motoproponent Demon of the Glass Vagina 1% Contributor Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: El Sobrante Motorcycles: 2014 KTM 1190ADV Name: Jeffe	I hate this F@ck!n& bike, but you should totally buy it SOLD!! This is a 2007 BMW K1200R Sport I hate this fucking bike! every time I make the payment I'm reminded of how much more I love my Bandit 1200S. Here's your chance to capitalize on my hatred of the BMW roundel and relieve me of the troll occupying space in my garage. The only thing it does well is felony speeding for hours at a time. It would be an OK touring rig but there are no decent luggage options except the crummy BMW factory soft bags that are as attractive as a genital wart and have the capacity to, maybe, carry two complete ham sandwiches. It's bone stock because anything made to fit it is hand carved by god out of billet unobtanium, and I don't have that kind of credit limit. I did manage to get custom saddle made by Bill Mayer. It doesn't feel like any other beemer out there. Of course this one has all the factory options for decreased reliability. Electronic Suspension Adjustment, Remote Tire Pressure Monitors, Krypto-Whamidyne Trip Computer, Heated Handgrips, and a Star Wars Jedi Mind Trick activator that compels the weak minded to say "Niiiiice Biiike, How fast does it go??!?!" The Good: Speeding tickets in comfort and style The Bad: It's a BMW K1200R Sport Comes With: The stock pipe and BMW North America's eternal gratitude for stemming the tide of hatefull, angry emails flooding the corporate inbox. The Particulars: Cash or trade for a Hypermotard or KTM 990/950 Supermoto of equal/greater value. 22000 miles, Reg paid up till March 2011 Check back on the 15th of each month because every time I make a payment the price will drop. There is very little wiggle room in the price because that's what I owe If you like this bike this is the cheapest one you will find. It won't last forever because sooner or later a Ducati Dealership will take it as a trade in. I'm actively shopping it around. If you buy it or trade me I will be so happy I will totally find a way to get your dick sucked, by some one hot. Plus I will quit chiming in on every thread to spew venom about BMW's motorcycles I'm not joking :\| (I am about the dick sucking part, but this is a legit ad) Attached Thumbnails __________________ Want to know the story about my Avatar? "Cause there's nothing else to do really,...except smoke meth and make babies" - Cdgskater "If I had a boat made of fish skeletons and guano, this is where I would tie it up"-GiorgioFurioso "How wrong can a butt be, really"- WandaMaximoff Last edited by motoproponent; 09-02-2010 at 01:39 PM.. Reason: Sold, and no cocksucking had to take place :-)

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08-08-2010, 07:01 PM	#7
roytmani Twisties, Track, Commute Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Frontside 92 Motorcycles: '18 BMW R1200GS, ‘15 BMW S1000RR Name: Ilya	Awesome ad! Good luck with the offload __________________ A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -Winston Churchill We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. -George S. Patton If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. -Albert Einstein Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

08-08-2010, 07:11 PM	#8
AbsolutEnduser Throttle Pusher Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SF Motorcycles: Ninja Name: AE.Quentin	I just saw a BMW S1000RR in Noe Valley in San Francisco. The rider was DEFINITELY not riding in comfort and style. For one, his sneakers were totally like, silver. Silver sneakers would DEFINITELY match this K1200R better!!! You should totally buy this K1200R if you plan riding anywhere within San Francisco. Like Noe Valley, too. __________________ < ----- > < - > < ----- >

08-08-2010, 07:34 PM	#9
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08-08-2010, 03:03 PM	#2
sephy FNP Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Boise Motorcycles: 1970 ct1b, 1978 chappy (stolen), 1971 cl175 (stolen) Name: Russ	Classic ad!

08-08-2010, 03:21 PM	#3
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08-08-2010, 09:36 PM	#10
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08-08-2010, 10:01 PM	#11
bahnzii Rookie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Fairfield, Ca Motorcycles: '15 Super Duke R 1290 - torque monster!! '14 R1200GSW - '12 VFR1200 - '12 Aprilia Tuono V4 - sold ( Name:	copy, paste, archive...best ad ever!!!

08-08-2010, 10:29 PM	#12
tgrrdr Не мои обезьяны! Contributor Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: 37.96° N 122.08° W Motorcycles: Triumph Tiger Name: Bill	I would totally buy this bike (if I had any money and my wife would let me) but I already hate BMW's so what would be the point?

08-09-2010, 06:56 AM	#13
9ineLives Rookie Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Central Valley Motorcycles: 08 GSXR 750, 07 Ninja 650 Name: Cathryn	OMG, ROF,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Best ad ever, thanks for the wakeup laugh. I wonder if somebody e-sent this listing to BMW, or at least to the BMW marketing team, they would laugh so damn hard they might UNsupply some of those factory unmods you like so little. ?? You never know, it would take balls to laugh at their own bike, and would be a sign of (false bravado) to be able to laugh WITH you... before this spreads to Viral status and Unadvertises them right off the planet... or at least, SF. Sidenote-- we saw a dude at Skaggs this spring on one of these, and his words were, "it's everything they say it is... and more." However, he had the matching wallet, stuffed full of plastic. Sorry to hear your frustration. GLWS Last edited by 9ineLives; 08-09-2010 at 06:56 AM.. Reason: correcting typo

08-09-2010, 07:31 AM	#14
torrey.smith )'( Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: CA Motorcycles: '02 Hayabusa, '02 XR250 Name:	Awesome. I have a friend who may be interested; will pass it along.

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