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Old 08-08-2010, 02:59 PM   #1
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Thumbs up I hate this F@ck!n& bike, but you should totally buy it

SOLD!!

This is a 2007 BMW K1200R Sport

I hate this fucking bike! every time I make the payment I'm reminded of how much more I love my Bandit 1200S. Here's your chance to capitalize on my hatred of the BMW roundel and relieve me of the troll occupying space in my garage.

The only thing it does well is felony speeding for hours at a time. It would be an OK touring rig but there are no decent luggage options except the crummy BMW factory soft bags that are as attractive as a genital wart and have the capacity to, maybe, carry two complete ham sandwiches.


It's bone stock because anything made to fit it is hand carved by god out of billet unobtanium, and I don't have that kind of credit limit. I did manage to get custom saddle made by Bill Mayer. It doesn't feel like any other beemer out there. Of course this one has all the factory options for decreased reliability. Electronic Suspension Adjustment, Remote Tire Pressure Monitors, Krypto-Whamidyne Trip Computer, Heated Handgrips, and a Star Wars Jedi Mind Trick activator that compels the weak minded to say "Niiiiice Biiike, How fast does it go??!?!"

The Good: Speeding tickets in comfort and style

The Bad: It's a BMW K1200R Sport

Comes With: The stock pipe and BMW North America's eternal gratitude for stemming the tide of hatefull, angry emails flooding the corporate inbox.

The Particulars: Cash or trade for a Hypermotard or KTM 990/950 Supermoto of equal/greater value. 22000 miles, Reg paid up till March 2011

Check back on the 15th of each month because every time I make a payment the price will drop. There is very little wiggle room in the price because that's what I owe

If you like this bike this is the cheapest one you will find. It won't last forever because sooner or later a Ducati Dealership will take it as a trade in. I'm actively shopping it around.

If you buy it or trade me I will be so happy I will totally find a way to get your dick sucked, by some one hot. Plus I will quit chiming in on every thread to spew venom about BMW's motorcycles

I'm not joking :| (I am about the dick sucking part, but this is a legit ad)
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:03 PM   #2
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:21 PM   #3
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:33 PM   #4
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I can't tell if I want to buy this bike or not... :|
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Old 08-08-2010, 03:35 PM   #5
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Old 08-08-2010, 05:45 PM   #6
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I can't tell if I want to buy this bike or not... :|
I wouldn't buy it, but that's just because I bought one already and I fucking hate it.
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Old 08-08-2010, 07:01 PM   #7
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Awesome ad! Good luck with the offload
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Old 08-08-2010, 07:11 PM   #8
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I just saw a BMW S1000RR in Noe Valley in San Francisco. The rider was DEFINITELY not riding in comfort and style. For one, his sneakers were totally like, silver. Silver sneakers would DEFINITELY match this K1200R better!!!

You should totally buy this K1200R if you plan riding anywhere within San Francisco. Like Noe Valley, too.
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Old 08-08-2010, 07:34 PM   #9
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:36 PM   #10
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:01 PM   #11
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copy, paste, archive...best ad ever!!!
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:29 PM   #12
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I would totally buy this bike (if I had any money and my wife would let me) but I already hate BMW's so what would be the point?
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:56 AM   #13
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OMG, ROF,LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best ad ever, thanks for the wakeup laugh. I wonder if somebody e-sent this listing to BMW, or at least to the BMW marketing team, they would laugh so damn hard they might UNsupply some of those factory unmods you like so little. ?? You never know, it would take balls to laugh at their own bike, and would be a sign of (false bravado) to be able to laugh WITH you... before this spreads to Viral status and Unadvertises them right off the planet... or at least, SF.

Sidenote-- we saw a dude at Skaggs this spring on one of these, and his words were, "it's everything they say it is... and more." However, he had the matching wallet, stuffed full of plastic. Sorry to hear your frustration. GLWS

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Old 08-09-2010, 07:31 AM   #14
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Awesome. I have a friend who may be interested; will pass it along.
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Old 08-09-2010, 08:15 AM   #15
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Awesome. I have a friend who may be interested; will pass it along.
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