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Do you enjoy the farts of others?

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Have you at any point smell the ass gas of another and tried to pick apart the bouquet of particulars that make up its aroma?

Have some fumes grazed your nose that were so incredibly retched that they left a lasting impression on you?

Do you have a friend or family member that you have become familiar enough with to the point where you can identify their brand?

Maybe at one point you were in a crowd of people you weren't familiar with and felt isolated and lonely only to get a familiar whiff and shout out "Dennis!?" and then you see Budmans head swivel around.

So fart sniffers, do you enjoy any aspects of fart sniffing?
 
Nope
 
I remember being in a Mexican deli standing in line, many years ago, and ripping a truly nauseating, toxic, gaseous, vile and disgusting miasma, an utter horror of olfactory warfare.

The nice woman in front of me turned around, glared at me with a look that would kill a small kitten, sniffed, and placed a handkerchief to her nose. Apparently she was not in the cohort you refer to.

I smiled at her.
 
one of my Chihuahua's farts.
Not the other one though.
They do it so infrequently in front of me that I am going on memory recall only.
 
I still remember Tony Coleman's fart in the sixth grade.

And while my farts are fragrant and wonderful and everyone should experience them, everyone else's farts are fucking nasty.
 
Melissa said:
one of my Chihuahua's farts.
Not the other one though.
They do it so infrequently in front of me that I am going on memory recall only.
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Our dog will walk right over to you, sit next to you, lean her shoulder next to your leg and with the most loving sweet face she can muster RIP on right on your foot. She will do it to guests too. Those I enjoy.
 
I am horrified by everything that is happening in this thread. I believe that knowledge, will please the above mentioned Stank Drankers that relish the Gurgle of Nurgle.
 
B-mtrd said:
Get one form amazon.
Take a bottle of actual air spray and replace air spray with liquid ass
Leave in the guest bathroom
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Once a chick releases the Kraken I no longer want to rim.
 
afm199 said:
I remember being in a Mexican deli standing in line, many years ago, and ripping a truly nauseating, toxic, gaseous, vile and disgusting miasma, an utter horror of olfactory warfare.

The nice woman in front of me turned around, glared at me with a look that would kill a small kitten, sniffed, and placed a handkerchief to her nose. Apparently she was not in the cohort you refer to.

I smiled at her.
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:applause :rofl

lizard said:
Once a chick releases the Kraken I no longer want to rim.
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I don't believe you:x
 
I definitely do not. My kid has the most horrendous smelling farts. And her shits make the house uninhabitable for a good hour and a half :laughing
 
lizard said:
Once a chick releases the Kraken I no longer want to rim.
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Yeh. The downside of really givin it to her good is what might get released. Especially if you happen to be "down there."

This conversation never happened.:laughing
 
You heathens! Chicks don't fart! We just blow kisses from both ends :p :laughing
 
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