If you had a towing company what would you name it?

[Sharky]

I just saw a guy. His company is named "Camel Towing".
Lol

 

[corndog67]

"We'll fuck Ya."

 

[Yakoo752]

I would specialize in towing tow trucks

Tomato (Tow my Tow)

 

[revnort]

TOWtally Screwed

 

[DReg350]

I just saw a guy. His company is named "Camel Towing".
Lol

Your company made this list: 20 Most Hilarious (Yet Unfortunate) Company Names On Earth

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[tuxumino]

Hitch and go tow
or
stomach 8

 

[V4]

99 ranch disaster rescue and towing

 

[squid vicious]

I would thwart all of your towing attempts with my new product: Tow Jam

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[weasel]

"2-UP Twofinger Towing"

 

[Lunch Box]

I would have to choose a name that is consistent with the fact that all tow yard owners are crooked thieves who should die a horrible death. I'll get back to you.

 

[redruM]

 

[billswim]

Bill's towing company, ask me about my boat!

 

[Bay Arean]

Big Fat Puerto Ricans who come to take my car. Oh, taken.

 

[DReg350]

I like BesTows

Words that contain Tow

 

[Kurosaki]

Hookers

 

[bcv_west]

Bill's Towing and Colon Cleanse. "You'll shit yourself when you see our bill^TM"

 

[revnort]

TOWtally Screwed

I would have to choose a name that is consistent with the fact that all tow yard owners are crooked thieves who should die a horrible death. I'll get back to you.

I tried with my Towtally screwed name. Really you just name it Fuck You towing.

 

[Bay Arean]

Oh just to play along, maybe "Bad Day Towing" because it's often somebody's worst day ever. And the somewhat mandatory surly driver experience just adds to the experience.

 

[Stormdragon]

You'll Never See It Again Towing
It Looked Like That When We Picked It Up Towing
Hope You've Got A Good Line Of Credit Towing

 

[nine_inch_rear]

Hook and book