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Minus 1, Plus 1 (in the same event / situation). What's yours?

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Ghost in The Machine
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Situation:
"I can't drive 55" comes on the radio while driving the family home from from dinner. As you know, you are legally required to turn up the volume for specific songs (that's a topic for a different thread). About halfway through the song my wife leans over and says "What's the '55' referring to?"

Minus 1: I'm old (drinking age when the song came out)

Plus 1: I've scored a younger wife.
 
Minus 1: My cah
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Plus 1: the firemen came and saved the mountain
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I also have a younger wife AND she’s not from the US (Philippines).

To this day there’s stuff she encounters that is common knowledge for us native born Americans but is a mystery to her.

We’ve had lots of laughs over the years.
 
I also have a younger wife AND she’s not from the US (Philippines).

To this day there’s stuff she encounters that is common knowledge for us native born Americans but is a mystery to her.

We’ve had lots of laughs over the years.
Same. Not pinay doh.
 
Plus 1: I'm doing a complete remodel of a Golf Club

Minus 1: I know nothing about Golf....
I know a lot about golf and I suck very very much at it.


(You will find I am very much like a great many number of people who play golf)
 
You should show me how to play. That way you can act superior to friends cause you're a "coach" and I'll still suck...In the end we'll just use the golf sim for driving games and 1st person shooters.
 
-1 Neighbor kid didn't return my hello this morning on the stairs.
+1 Younger neighbor waited for me to get down the stairs and held the doors open for me to make it easy to get outside with my bike. She went out of her way to help.

LOVE!
 
-1: My Velcro-dog. She needs to be within a foot of me. If I make the tiniest of movements she rushes over with a “You son of a bitch…I’M IN!
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+1: My Velcro-dog. She loves her pack.
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