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I just got back from CVS. At check out, she asked me what does my shirt mean. It's a cut out from the periodic table of Fe, 26 in the right corner, 55.85 in the left corner... and MAN below it. IRON MAN!!!!


It's the backbone one on of my favorite jokes. What is Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival? THE FERROUS WHEEL!!!!

IT'S FUNNY. LAUGH. Hmm, maybe now I understand why my last ex broke up with me.

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Those things are pretty cool, been meaning to get a ride in one. This is what I'm in for work every night

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Is that a portable breathing device the dude's wearing?

Oh, and do you get a lunch break while driving around? What happens when you park outside a bar and go inside for "lunch"?
Is big brother watching?
 
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Is that a portable breathing device the dude's wearing?

Does that trigger you?!?!

:laughing I think it's an old picture. And yeah, I noticed that the second time I looked.

The first thing I noticed is that, I HAVE been to that intersection to take a similar picture of my motorcycle... or will be going to, soon, again :) hope to block the triple-traffic, speaking of which:

Triple-on-double Waymos!!!

 
Is that a portable breathing device the dude's wearing?

Oh, and do you get a lunch break while driving around? What happens when you park outside a bar and go inside for "lunch"?
Is big brother watching?
Apparently they were pretty strict with masking during the pandemic, which I guess if you are sitting with someone else in a cramped car for 8 hours is reasonable. Been meaning to update my vax status since everyone uses their "sick" time to take time off as actual OOO requires 8 weeks or more notice. Basically, odds of working with someone who's sick are high, fun. I do appreciate that some people there at least mask up when they come to work sick, but I'd still not wanna be stuck in a car with them for a whole shift knowing they're ill.

Edit, oh yeah the car and dispatch know where we are at all times, and they have pull authority on my DMV record, and we test randomly substances.
 
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PullAuth on the record sounds strange but hey don't stand in the way of bizdnis.


also herro, finished 3rd coffee., Pulled a "single-shot" on my espresso machine (nowadays single-shots are frowned upon by snobs), it turned out beautifully, I'm amazed. I added a tad of hot water and drops of milk.
 
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Just had an appointment with Fidelity. I asked how I was doing and if there was any way I didn't have to work until I died at my desk. I have been planning on retiring at 65.

She told me that since I don't have kids and don't really need to leave money for anyone, I could retire at 62 easily, and even in the worst market scenario, I'd be ok. She then asked if I wanted to consider retiring earlier. I was like "Yeah, how about yesterday?" Looks like I might be able to get out in five or six years, rather than ten.
 
Because we got wiped out with medical bills in 2008 our retirement plan got hosed.
We are 100% equity at Yep but I’m getting older and I fear retirement is Not an option.
 
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