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Who Says Men Aren't Sensitive?

Max Smiley

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the great 50th State of Hawaii
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place and he shows her
around his apartment. She can't help but noticing that his bedroom is
completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute
small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized
ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top
shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
side.

She turns to him ... they kiss ... and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love. :sex :sex :sex

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?" :confused

The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." :teeth :devil :p
 
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