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My wife decided to start breeding jumping spiders 😐
Hopefully they don't get loose and hatch in your ear tonight.
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Accurate...
 

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Say you're going to count cobras and call it a work trip.

You'll need an assistant of course, a cobruh you could call it, so you know... :wave sup bruh
 
As long as there isn't a drug test when we get back...

The hash... The HASH!!!

Fuck cobruh, The Haassssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
Today I'm TMi Koi stories...

My wife and I have seen the same acupuncturist for almost 5 years. Started going when we were having fertility issues and I mean, I guess it worked. I have twins now.

But in that all that time, she never put a needle in my junk. You'd think the Chinese would have figured out where to stick a needle after 3,000 years in that particular area for maximum effect.

Today I went in and specifically mentioned my pain in the knee and a pulled abdominal muscle.

"Ok, take off your pants....." :wtf
 
Today I'm TMi Koi stories...

My wife and I have seen the same acupuncturist for almost 5 years. Started going when we were having fertility issues and I mean, I guess it worked. I have twins now.

But in that all that time, she never put a needle in my junk. You'd think the Chinese would have figured out where to stick a needle after 3,000 years in that particular area for maximum effect.

Today I went in and specifically mentioned my pain in the knee and a pulled abdominal muscle.

"Ok, take off your pants....." :wtf
huiyin CV1. You sure you want a needle there?

Reproductive organs are associated with the Kidneys and liver channels, it is also said that the kidneys rule the knees.
 
Probably why she wants to sell me her knee cure-all concoction...

But for someone who has a motto about finding drugs on the floor of the cubby bear, I'm hesitant to take unknown 'medicine'.
 
Today I'm TMi Koi stories...

My wife and I have seen the same acupuncturist for almost 5 years. Started going when we were having fertility issues and I mean, I guess it worked. I have twins now.

But in that all that time, she never put a needle in my junk. You'd think the Chinese would have figured out where to stick a needle after 3,000 years in that particular area for maximum effect.

Today I went in and specifically mentioned my pain in the knee and a pulled abdominal muscle.

"Ok, take off your pants....." :wtf
Next year, Koitney will be the second coming of Octomom.
 
If she is, then we are having a much different conversation ✂️ ✂️
 
I am outta whack, waking up so early. I will do many things to help me return to sleep. I am working today but that's from 8-2
 
My turn. Several times this week I am up around 4 after taking a leak. Deep thoughts about friends and family.

Today Steve Hipp. :rose
2-Hipp Palo Alto boy.

Damn brother. Almost 40 years ago. 24 hours on a RZ 350. Monumental day.
He is second from the left next to his brother Peter.
 

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