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Get a motard.

i once saw a guy getting mugged in a dark alley and out of a nowhere a motard swooped down and saved him. the motard beat up the muggers and then gave the guy that was getting mugged a winning lottery ticket. that motard is a real hero!
 
sasquatch said:
My KTM LC4 640 will cruise at 80mph turning 6000 rpm all day long
Most of the 600cc + motards when geared correctly are good for over 100mph, so freeway speeds are doable.
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+1. I was surprised myself. With the stock 17/38 gearing the Duke II barely breaks a sweat at 85, it just lumps along. I'm going down a tooth in the front to 16/38 (when my sprocket comes in) because it's actually too tall and I don't want to speed too much on the freeway.

I could take this bike to Mexico. What's funny is I thought it might not be practical at all except for blasting around within City limits. Turns out it's an awesome commuter and will go a decent distance. The tank is small though, so range is limited to something just over 100 miles.
 
Valgar said:
Jesus H Christ. You guys are worse than scientologists.
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This is a lie. Nothing is worse than a scientoligist.


Well, I am 33 years old. Got into the supermoto thing about 5 years ago. At that point I was 5'7", about 170lbs with a little extra soft stuff, losing my hair like crazy and was packing what can only be described as an "average" package.

After 5 years in the sport I can honestly say it has changed my life. I am now 6'2", 185lbs of lean muscle, full head of wavy hair and an exceptional package.

Think I am lying.....buy one and prove me wrong.
 
Real men put giant obnoxious knobbies on their supermotos.

:x
 
I was deeply addicted to crushing up mothballs and sniffing the dust. It got so bad I had enough with this world. So I went to the Dumbarton Bridge and stood over.

If it weren't for a motard to come over and tell me everything was going to be okay, I wouldn't be here now.
 
a year or so ago, the eath's magnetic polarity reversed and caused untold damage to the earth and to human life. as cruiser and sportbike just stood around doing nothing, motard reversed the spin of the earth and made it go back into time and then prevented the earth from reversing its polarity, saving billions of lives! thank you motard!
 
I once saw Chuck Norris riding a Motard.


'nuff said.
 
stan23 said:
I once saw Chuck Norris riding a Motard.


'nuff said.
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chuck norris wasnt riding the motard, the motard was just using chuck norris like a reversed cowgirl.
 
what if i want to be able to keep up with the flow of traffic? will a motard be able to help me out? :)
 
Jm3 said:
what if i want to be able to keep up with the flow of traffic? will a motard be able to help me out? :)
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because osmosis comes standard on all motards, you can just pass right through traffic, hell even throught the time space continuum!
 
Motard prayer:

Our motard, who art in the twisties
Hallowed by thy name,
Thy roads will come
Thy will be done,
on dirt as it is on asphalt.

Give us this day, our daily wheelie
And forgive us our passes,
As we forgive those sportbiles who try to pass us

And lead us not into getting busted
but deliver us from citation

Amen.
 
im scared to find out what they pass out for communion. :(
 
Pauly G said:
Can you jump it? Would you jump it? It may be Hyper- but far from an SM. :laughing ;)
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Exactly!!! It's not a true tard unless you can really play off road with it too.

Bring it Metcalf on the 13th and let's see how hyper it is on the hill climb and jumps.:x


:teeth
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I want a Motard!! :crying

Help me buy a motard.

I'm thinking Honda xr motard just because I think its more rugged.

lets take a vote
 
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