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FI light on bike won't start

The Mohawk said:
lol i swear i didn't do it :). i only do easy things to my bike like painting the windshield and lubing the chain and stuff. not drilling holes in it
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Obviously drilling holes can't possibly be easy because it took your buddy SEVEN FUCKING TRY'S to even get close!

GODS MAN! All he had to do was hold the bracket to the plastic and mark the hole locations with a sharpie and WTF did he think the screws would mount to on the other side of the plastic?

A retarded two year old could have done a better job.
 
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supertireguy said:
My 'friend' did it.

Codeword for _______ did it?
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I've heard of friends like those. They're the same ones that pick up a girl at a bar, take her home, and she wants to go straight to PIITB! And she doesn't even want to get fully undressed to do it!
 
The Mohawk said:
...like painting the windshield ...
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Painting the windshield-- Something used to look through

Mohawk on helmet-- :rolleyes

Feeling the need for a undertail plate kit

Holes in the ECU-- Something used to make the bike run

gee, you think there is a correlation :squid
 
goose said:
Or a different hobby. Why the Hell would paint your wind shield?
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looks better, and i don't go to the track often so i'm not going fast enough to duck down to the point that i have to look through my windshield :twofinger

and the mohawk is a great addition! :teeth
 
The Mohawk said:
looks better, and i don't go to the track often so i'm not going fast enough to duck down to the point that i have to look through my windshield :twofinger

and the mohawk is a great addition! :teeth
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Yeah, I guess considering your bike it wouldn't really matter. I have a '96 CBR1000 that the previous owner painted the windscreen on and it reduces road visibility a lot even in a normal riding posture. No such problem on yours I guess.

Every time I see someone"modify" a bike in a way that reduces a riders visibility I cringe. Flush mount or integrated signals, tiny rear view mirrors, etc. are like cutting cords on your own parachute before you jump out of the plane.
 
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goose said:
before you jump out of the plane.
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Sorry, I just thought this was ironic given your name :twofinger

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Thank you. Thank you very much. That's the most I've laughed in a long time. I really needed it.

Kind of reminds me of hearing Jeremy Clarkson on top gear asking "How hard could it be?"
 
This sounds like the time I let my girlfriend cut my hair. Except she didn't drill into my brain.
 
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