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For those who have delt with insurance companies, does my bike look totalled to you?

calmike79 said:
i wonder if this is karmically tied to his incessant pimping of the republican party in each of his posts?
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+1,000,000
I vote his the worst sig line ever...
Sorry dude, but i think you may be in the minority...
 
Alright guys, I think I sussed it.

When you were at Area 51, were the hangers over on your left side? It only seems obvious that the residual artificial gravity left over from the repulser engines of the spacecraft there pushed your chain to the right into the swingarm. And of course at 210 miles an hour it doesn't take long to wear a groove.
 
Wow, I didn't even know you could do that to your swing arm with your chain.

Congratulations, or something.
 
Phaedrus said:
When you were at Area 51, were the hangers over on your left side? It only seems obvious that the residual artificial gravity left over from the repulser engines of the spacecraft there pushed your chain to the right into the swingarm. And of course at 210 miles an hour it doesn't take long to wear a groove.
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I couldn't see anything from the main hwy. there's a loooooooooooong gravel type rd you have to go down to see anything, but there's no way I would trust riding a bike down that rd. If I were to ever go down there, I would want something on 4 wheels so I could hightail it outa there
 
luckett said:
I've never examined the inside of a penguin's ass, but since it sounds like you have experience, I'll take your word for it. Do penguins like peanor bling?
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It shows a bit of a struggle, but they like it rough.

Kornholio said:
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?


Does a bear shit in the woods?
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:laughing

On topic : This thread is :deadhorse.
 
Volcomism said:
Is a penguins ass water tight? :sex
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the majority of samples in time would indicate that a penguin's ass is always water-tight, however evidence suggests that water can at least get out sometimes. iirc most birds have no dedicated mechanism for disposing of urine as we humans do, so it gets mixed in with the poo. thus when a penguin takes a shit the anoos would not be water tight at that instance.

it's the same reason seagull shit is so naaaaasty, but i digress.

Kornholio said:
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?


Does a bear shit in the woods?
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i don't find the pope's hat funny per se, more a pointy comment on the excess of religion, and in particular the gluttony of the upper levels of the roman catholic church.

polar bears shit in the snow, and there are lots of bears that shit in the castro but you probably weren't talking about those bears :twofinger

however, as to botox and silicone... i don't discriminate based on vanity so bring on the :sex
 
Mille Racer 69 said:
I couldn't see anything from the main hwy. there's a loooooooooooong gravel type rd you have to go down to see anything, but there's no way I would trust riding a bike down that rd even tho I have mad hi speed skilz. If I were to ever go down there, I would want something on 4 wheels so I could hightail it outa there at 250mph
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calmike79 said:
i wonder if this is karmically tied to his incessant pimping of the republican party in each of his posts?
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Oh sweet jesus, I never saw that. I normally have sig lines turned off.

He's one of the pre-rich. Suddenly his <stupid dishonest> scheme to rip off his insurance company all makes sense.
 
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TTTom said:
Oh sweet jesus, I never saw that. I normally have sig lines turned off.

He's one of the pre-rich. Suddenly his white trash idiot scheme to rip off his insurance company all makes sense.
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I'm trying to figure out which of his 4 or 5 tags are the most hilarious, the "F*** Obama" or his "The_Total_Pack_age" myspace page
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgZRHnx_y2I <-12-21-2012
myspace.com/The_Total_Pack_age
I proudly support the War On Terrorism
and the Republican Party
F*** Obama!!!

mille_hat.jpg
 
At speeds in excess of 200mph even the chain on a highly maintained motorcycle can develop an oscillation useing the swing arm as a defacto chain guide to keep it from being derailed from the high speed sprocket set!
Next time is suggest installing the Aprillia Bonneville chain set thats rated for such extreme speeds. the polyurethane o rings are used between the rollers and link plates to dampen oscillation and stabilize the chain.
 
Hey come on now telling the boy to use chain wax! Do you have any idea how long its going to take to buff all those little plates and rollers!
he wont be ready to make his next land speed record attempt for years.
 
best thread so far 09.. hands down

:rofl
 

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