Zombie Armageddon: which BARFers would you want on your side...?

[jacksprat]

I'd pick Mike T cuz if there were zombies around, you can hear his "hahahahahaha" ...

I know but his "hahahahaha" will be enough warning for me to GTFO ...

I laughed out loud

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

OH yea, I will also be on board the USS Iowa, if anyone needs anything just Halla At your boy I am sure Connie can hurl you a couple 16" shells to keep the zombies at bay, and hey if they happen to hit you, your probably wont feel much. Better than getting eaten alive a sapose

Ima drive the boat- Captain Evil said so!! And happy to lob 16" shells anywhere ya want 'em!!!

 

[RRR70]

And happy to lob 16" shells anywhere ya want 'em!!!

Will it reach Sacramento? We have too many zombies in Capitol RIGHT NOW!

 

[Cheyenne]

I will be serving you all in a restaurant where there are collars built into the middle of the tables. Your neck will be put in the collar, and I will give a small mallet, and a spoon, to each zombie at the table.

"Hi, party of four? I have a fresh table right over here by the window..."

 

[Dr. Evil]

Will it reach Sacramento? We have too many zombies in Capitol RIGHT NOW!

You realise, of course, that the Sacramento River is navigable by deep-draft ships from Benicia all the way up TO Sacto?

 

[Volcomism]

I'd have to take Ratters and SVBEESGAL . When Steve runs out of ammo, we'd have Robin's bow as a backup. Oh, and I'm pretty sure I can outrun Steve after Robin tires out

 

[RRR70]

Oh, and I'm pretty sure I can outrun Steve after Robin tires out

That's why people have small caliber guns for. Steve will shoot your foot so you won't be as fast.

 

[Volcomism]

That's why people have small caliber guns for. Steve will shoot your foot so you won't be as fast.

I'd still outrun him

 

[RRR70]

I'd still outrun him

Then he'll switch to a bigger caliber.

 

[weak_link]

I'm going with Ratters. I've got my own guns, ammo, and cigars. Gotta have someone watchin' yer 6.

 

[F4iChic]

none of em

they'd all end up arguing over sodding politics or somat

 

[Gixxergirl1000]

You realise, of course, that the Sacramento River is navigable by deep-draft ships from Benicia all the way up TO Sacto?

"Prepare to come about!"
or, in the words of Lynyrd Skynyrd...
"...I'll take another whiskey, pull the battleship around... gimme back my bullets..."

I'm going with Ratters. I've got my own guns, ammo, and cigars. Gotta have someone watchin' yer 6.

You're welcome on the Boat... I don't think Zombies swim. Bring enough cigars for all the laddies! I'll be supplying Otter Pops.

none of em

they'd all end up arguing over sodding politics or somat

You're getting Shanghai'd to make the most awesome of sammiches and Yorkshire Puddings. Bring wine.

 

[racergirl]

ScorpioVI!! (really all you need)
and maybe sohijiro, RRR70, kornholio..better include arnoha, some one needs to protect him.

 

[2strokeYardSale]

I'll take Scorpio, HellFyre, Cheyenne, and Bad Dad. I'll use BLU_G.6K, RRR70, and plumber as bait.

"Range?"

"Three Zero Five yards."

"Wind?"

"Idaknow, let the zombies take another bite out of BLU's head and I'll get a reading from the blood spray."

 

[Godsdarling]

Darlene a.k.a. Godsdarling, because she'd kill them with kindness. And smilies.

psht I own a .308 and a 30.06 and I have my own reloader, but I'd kill'em with a smile on my face if that counts

 

[Ratters]

That's why people have small caliber guns for. Steve will shoot your foot so you won't be as fast.

Close. I'll shoot him in the back and make him food for me or the zombies depending on how far he got.

 

[cat_in_sf]

but srsly, I'd choose my BF because he plays that video game where you have to kill zombies in a shopping mall. And he's REALLY REALLY good at it.

Sorry, but this had me rollling. I have tears in my eyes. Too funny!

 

[Hooli]

psht I own a .308 and a 30.06 and I have my own reloader, but I'd kill'em with a smile on my face if that counts

? We thought you'd just sermon them to death.

 

[yella600rr]

none of em

they'd all end up arguing over sodding politics or somat

Troof!

 

[Godsdarling]

? We thought you'd just sermon them to death.

Naw the sermons are for you and Peter