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To the desmosedici rev'ing at Alices Sunday morning....

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Kornholio said:
So do you say that at say, Laguna when the GP bikes sit there in the pits and the tecs rev the shit out of them for 20 minutes over and over and over? :dunno
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uhh that's because they are trying to keep them from stalling. 2-smokers will do it at the track, and everyone knows why they are doing it, and its still a bit bothersome, but at least it serves a purpose

Squids revving their near stock liter bikes with annoying slip-ons, yeah not so critical in their function
 
:laughing I rev the shit out of my R1 when I'm leaving the parking lot... In my revinng, I'm saying, "Move over bitches old man and old bike coming through!!!"
 
Karbon said:
I like how special attention was given to this thread because of ducati.

I mean if its were some dipshit on a gixxer (lol) this would have been buried in a slew of unfunny M4M type responses and general buffonery.

I like how predictable BARF is sometimes.

next up..Harley hate.
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Yeah, since there would not be a large wave of captain save-a-fellow-duc-owners all up in hurrr

Lets face it, ducati owners stick together like no other, are incapable of wrong doing, and everyone is insanely jealous of them, their bike, their rugged good looks, their giant whale cocks, and their hot girlfriends. Simply because for the average fo, all of the above is simply unattainable, so therefore baseless hate and malice are shown towards those expensive bike owning, hot girl banging, loud motor revving, over-all awesome individuals
 
If I was that awesome, I wouldn't feel the need to tell others that they are jealous.

But that's just me.
 
Where do people get off thinking Ducat's are expensive? To me, the Monster's are quite reasonable. Maintenance is only an issue on the older bikes really and those aren't expensive to purchase so again, where's the issue?
 
ucb said:
Yeah, since there would not be a large wave of captain save-a-fellow-duc-owners all up in hurrr

Lets face it, ducati owners stick together like no other, are incapable of wrong doing, and everyone is insanely jealous of them, their bike, their rugged good looks, their giant whale cocks, and their hot girlfriends. Simply because for the average fo, all of the above is simply unattainable, so therefore baseless hate and malice are shown towards those expensive bike owning, hot girl banging, loud motor revving, over-all awesome individuals
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I'd actually love to buy a 998.

Human Ills said:
If I was that awesome, I wouldn't feel the need to tell others that they are jealous.

But that's just me.
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It's how we roll yo...
 
Karbon said:
I like how special attention was given to this thread because of ducati.

I mean if its were some dipshit on a gixxer (lol) this would have been buried in a slew of unfunny M4M type responses and general buffonery.

I like how predictable BARF is sometimes.

next up..Harley hate.
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Pretty sure some spontaneous harley hate is scheduled for the 15th starting around 1:00-ish.
 
Kornholio said:
Where do people get off thinking Ducat's are expensive? To me, the Monster's are quite reasonable. Maintenance is only an issue on the older bikes really and those aren't expensive to purchase so again, where's the issue?
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Shhh, Jason, we maintain that myth to weed out people so we can continue to bang the hot girls with our giant whale-cocks. :shhh

Well, my 6k service is coming up and it's gonna be $3,000! Dammit!
 
We are all jealous of your huge bank rolls too :x

With that being said, I wish I could afford an 848 :p
 
ex911 said:
Shhh, Jason, we maintain that myth to weed out people so we can continue to bang the hot girls with our giant whale-cocks. :shh

Well, my 6k service is coming up and it's gonna be $3,000! Dammit!
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Best make sure those ladies don't see the Harley on the way through your door, or they'll put on 50 pounds and grow a beard by the time you hit the bedroom.
 
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