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Circumcision. Is it necessary?
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Dr. Evil
Mother of God.
I think this whole thread is a terrific example of how humanity takes penises WAY too seriously.
asthmodeus
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That's fair...it probably IS for someone with your condition
my condition
your condition
Ok listen up kids I came to this country when I was 6 and it seemed that everyone at my school was circumcised and you know how mean kids can be. It was tough to get dressed in basketball class and my swim class without being ridiculed and this fucked with my head. Kids calling you elephant trunk or anteater and pointing and laughing. This might happen to your son.
At 19 yrs old I had it done and I love it. I was getting pain when the skin would be stretched out too much from a boner. Also a circumcised penis just looks way way better than not. It's esthetically pleasing.
Check this out- just before my surgery they told me to make sure someone has to drive me home becouse I will have some discomfort and pain down there but I rode my 1st motorcycle (1984 Honda Interceptor 500) to Kaiser in Oakland. That was a real fun ride back home.
At 19 yrs old I had it done and I love it. I was getting pain when the skin would be stretched out too much from a boner. Also a circumcised penis just looks way way better than not. It's esthetically pleasing.
Check this out- just before my surgery they told me to make sure someone has to drive me home becouse I will have some discomfort and pain down there but I rode my 1st motorcycle (1984 Honda Interceptor 500) to Kaiser in Oakland. That was a real fun ride back home.
Horse
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Please...
You want to have a cock beauty contest? We could have barf ladies be the judge. I'm 100% serious. I'm not at all embarrassed to show off my cock to anyone. In fact, if you search barf back long enough you will find photos posted. Put up or shut up.
Try blowing some guys, then get back to us...
Umm, they're not all in porn. And sorry if you don't get the terms "mushroom" and "anteater;" I thought they were common terms. You are obviously clueless as to the difference.
In any case, refer to the first post; fuck/blow some guys, then tell us who is more sensitive and who is less sensitive in regards to uncut vs. cut. All other posts from you will be white noise and/or internet blowhardiness until that point.
I get the terms mushroom and anteater, but what you don't get apparently is what happens naturally. The skin retracts/separates from the head on its own during puberty.
Yes there is a small percentage of men that this does not happen to. Or it only partially happened. They have to have surgery to correct it, so they don't go through life as an 'anteater'. But on normal not butchered penises, while hard, the skin is fully retracted and you would be hard pressed to tell the difference between a cut one and uncut one, except for the scar where the cock was cut, and the shaft has more skin play. Uncut penises look like mushrooms too while hard. This is something apparently you don't get.
I've seen some porn where the uncut guy isn't fully retracted. The skin still covers the head while hard because it never fully separated during puberty. This is not normal.
Don't need to blow anyone because I have a penis and know what parts are sensitive, and what parts aren't. They chop off some of the most sensitive bits with this circumcision butchery. For whatever reason, probably because those bits where snipped off yours, you don't want to believe me. Your loss not mine. I'm fully intact and love my penis that way.
I'm only describing normal sex. If you never had it that good, that is sad. Oh so sad. I feel bad for you. Really I do.
A little snip humor.
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.
When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.
" What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
" How old were you when it was cut off?"
" My mom said that I was two days old."
" Did it hurt?"
" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"
Why are Jewish men circumcised?* Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20 percent off!
my sister was in hospital the other day and just had a baby i went to visit and the kid had no eyelids, i said "hey doc this kid aint got any eyelids" then the doctor said well thats ol we havnt circumcised it yet so with the foreskin we will make some eyelids for him to which i replied " You cant do that he will be cock-eyed "
then the doctor said yeah but think of the foresight" hahahaha
twins boys were circumsized....it was a double header....
Two five year old boys are standing at the potty to pee.
When one says, " Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
" I've been circumcised." Says the second boy.
" What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
" How old were you when it was cut off?"
" My mom said that I was two days old."
" Did it hurt?"
" You bet it hurt, I couldn't walk for a year!"
Why are Jewish men circumcised?* Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20 percent off!
my sister was in hospital the other day and just had a baby i went to visit and the kid had no eyelids, i said "hey doc this kid aint got any eyelids" then the doctor said well thats ol we havnt circumcised it yet so with the foreskin we will make some eyelids for him to which i replied " You cant do that he will be cock-eyed "
then the doctor said yeah but think of the foresight" hahahaha
twins boys were circumsized....it was a double header....
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Horse
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If you were getting pain from a boner because your skin was being stretched too far. You were in the very small percentage that your foreskin didn't retract from your head naturally during puberty.
In your case, surgery was warranted to retract the foreskin. But this only happens to a very small percentage of men.
asthmodeus
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you win dood...if i post my dick on the web i'm getting paid more than i'd need to eat chocolate covered dogshit and that's way more marketable than another dick on the web
LongGoneJohn
Gone
So it's surgery then, mutilation if done earlier.
Okay bud.
Look it's simple, if you don't want to circumcise your kid, don't. If I want to, I will.
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That little poster you attached looks like the work of someone who feels pretty sorry for himself and needs to blame someone else for all his problems
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That little poster you attached looks like the work of someone who feels pretty sorry for himself and needs to blame someone else for all his problems
I didn't make it lol. I don't feel sorry for myself either.
. The guy who made it might. Doesn't necessarily mean it doesnt have some truth to it though!
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I didn't make it lol. I don't feel sorry for myself either.
I'm sick of partisan bs
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That and the religion thing is definitely not true, and it convieniently leaves abortion out of the graph.
Bay Arean
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That;s why I said Planegray's post #116 was Truthy Post of the Day, Melissa.
Actually I wanted it done real bad I just like the look without the hoody. You dont have to do the surgery they can give you steroids for the foreskin pain. The Dr. wanted to make sure I wasnt doing it for my mom or a gf and that it was my sole decision which it was.
And everyone just loves it, loves it ,loves it. When I press it up againts a bus window or whip it out in church.
I take my penis skiing, hes like watchout for that tree. And I'm like thanks penis-Lucky I had you out...
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What guy doesn't
seems true. Women have some body issues as well.
This is what makes us so freakin interesting, neurotic and loveable!
imabigdave
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+1 That's what I was thinkin' too.
imabigdave
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The difference is that when it's done later, you presumably have the choice. It'd be like your parents gauging your ears for you as an infant...so you grow up with friggin dinner plates in your ear-lobes. Many people make that choice for themselves later in life.
augustiron
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that is funny but they forgot a few
...If a gay conservative doesn't want to get married, he outlaws gay marriage.
If a conservative man doesn't want an abortion, he outlaws abortion for women.
If a non-native american conservative doesn't want those damn immigrants ruining this country, they work to seal the borders to keep immigrants out.
ewww gross politics in a dick skin discussion thread!!!
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that is funny but they forgot a few
If a gay conservative doesn't want to get married, he outlaws gay marriage.
If a conservative man doesn't want an abortion, he outlaws abortion for women.
If a non-native american conservative doesn't want those damn immigrants ruining this country, they work to seal the borders to keep immigrants out.
ooops politics!!!
Sad to see that we only lasted 14 pages before Antarius turned it into a political thread.
Since we have now gone there - here is the most important missing one:
Mutilated conservatives want to make sure every male gets mutilated before they have a choice
Non mutilated liberals want it to be an informed choice at puberty
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mike23w
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- most people that grew up cut/uncut are fine with being cut/uncut as an adult
- most people that grew up religious/not-religious are fine with being religious/not-religious
- most people need to impose their random, arbitrary decision (cut/uncut, religious/non-religious) on other people not realizing it doesn't matter one way or the other
- people still arguing this are wasting their time. it falls into the same category as arguing politics and religion
again, i feel those that can't allow others to be satisfied with a different position are simply insecure needing to force others to be like them. the desire to "convert" a person is fairly strong. not needing this validation requires stronger character.
all the main arguments for/against circumcision have already been made; people still arguing at this point are just beating a dead horse (presumably thinking repeating the same arguments ad-naseum will force someone into agree with them which never works)
- most people that grew up religious/not-religious are fine with being religious/not-religious
- most people need to impose their random, arbitrary decision (cut/uncut, religious/non-religious) on other people not realizing it doesn't matter one way or the other
- people still arguing this are wasting their time. it falls into the same category as arguing politics and religion
again, i feel those that can't allow others to be satisfied with a different position are simply insecure needing to force others to be like them. the desire to "convert" a person is fairly strong. not needing this validation requires stronger character.
all the main arguments for/against circumcision have already been made; people still arguing at this point are just beating a dead horse (presumably thinking repeating the same arguments ad-naseum will force someone into agree with them which never works)
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oorahduc
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Cut - whatever. honky dory.
Uncut - maybe a little extra cleaning. whatever. honky dory.
big whoop. it's not like we run around waving our dicks in the air for society to judge us by....at least not literally...