Vanilla_Gorilla
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^ Awesome post, sir.
$1750 for a Ninja 250 or 500 or a KLR, spend another grand on GOOD gear including decent camping gear. Save that $250 left over 'just in case'. But - don't spend it. Ever.
Then - DO IT!
Don't let the nay-sayers dissuade you. They're all a bunch of pussies who wouldn't know a good time if it bit 'em on the dick.
I did a 15mo x 78k mile, rode in 48 states on nothin' but two-lane hiways and back-roads ride, in 2000 and 2001. I rode the snot out of 1 1/2 motorcycles. I rode the snot out of 10 sets of tires. I rode the snot out of a couple three dozen sets of underwear. I had more fun, met more people that I'd never have met otherwise, drank more free beer, ate more free meals, slept on more strangers couches and in their back yards, met some deputies and some sheriffs, met some bad guys and some good guys, got rained on, snowed on, hailed on, pissed on (once), bit by a dog, bit a dog, (same damn dog - fucker deserved it!), got sunburned, windburned, poison-ivyed and screwed a bunch of times by cute girls and couple more times by ugly ones.
I'd do it again in a heartbeat and I'd recommend doing it to anyone who has a beating heart in their chests.
You only live once. Live your life as if that dangles over you. Not as a risk taker - but with imagination, zest, curiosity and a willingness to step out of the box that society works so hard to put us into.
You'll meet the most amazing people. You'll be able to tell the best stories at the camp-fire. You'll have the best dreams, the best memories, the best experiences and the best adventures. Even when it all goes to shit in a hand-basket. Because life is what brings adventure to us.
Doooooo eeeeeet!
And nothing is stopping him from doing all that next year when he's not some total boot to motorcycling.
Why is riding locally safer?

Do it. Seriously. It won't be easy. At times it will be scary, dangerous, uncomfortable, boring, hot, cold, wet, dry, dusty, humid, etc. Shit will break. You'll figure out how to fix it. Buy something cheap, fully depreciated, and robust. 250 Ninja, GS500, EX500, KLR all come to mind. It will cost more than you expect, but you'll figure it out.
Learn how to do basic maintenance yourself. I mean really basic, like put air in the tires, adjust cables, lube chain, change the oil (you should only need to do that once), etc. Get Ironbutt - who posted earlier in this thread - to show you the basics (I just volunteered you, Chad!)
Get a copy of Lightweight, Unsupported Motorcycle Touring for Terminal Cases from Aerostich. Read it. Carry it with you. It's small.
Log into Horizons Unlimited and read the stories for inspiration. Lots of folks over there have stories that go along the line of "passed my test and rode to Capetown", or "passed my test and rode to Peru". Read about Sam Manicom, or Tiffany Coates, people who passed their tests, then promptly embarked on adventure.
Get some used gear, and maybe a cheap helmet. Fuck the naysayers. Seriously. You'll have stories to tell for the rest of your life. Adventures, rescues, guardian angels, free beers, great scenery. And you will have done something most people, and apparently most motorcyclists are too chickenshit to try.
Do it. Seriously. It won't be easy. At times it will be scary, dangerous, uncomfortable, boring, hot, cold, wet, dry, dusty, humid, etc. Shit will break. You'll figure out how to fix it. Buy something cheap, fully depreciated, and robust. 250 Ninja, GS500, EX500, KLR all come to mind. It will cost more than you expect, but you'll figure it out.
Learn how to do basic maintenance yourself. I mean really basic, like put air in the tires, adjust cables, lube chain, change the oil (you should only need to do that once), etc. Get Ironbutt - who posted earlier in this thread - to show you the basics (I just volunteered you, Chad!)
Get a copy of Lightweight, Unsupported Motorcycle Touring for Terminal Cases from Aerostich. Read it. Carry it with you. It's small.
Log into Horizons Unlimited and read the stories for inspiration. Lots of folks over there have stories that go along the line of "passed my test and rode to Capetown", or "passed my test and rode to Peru". Read about Sam Manicom, or Tiffany Coates, people who passed their tests, then promptly embarked on adventure.
Get some used gear, and maybe a cheap helmet. Fuck the naysayers. Seriously. You'll have stories to tell for the rest of your life. Adventures, rescues, guardian angels, free beers, great scenery. And you will have done something most people, and apparently most motorcyclists are too chickenshit to try.
...you will have done something most people, and apparently most motorcyclists are too chickenshit to try.
Because life is what brings adventure to us.
Rescue squad nearby. Friends, family, a house with a ton of tools instead of on the road "just get me home" tools.
$1750 for a Ninja 250 or 500 or a KLR, spend another grand on GOOD gear including decent camping gear. Save that $250 left over 'just in case'. But - don't spend it. Ever.
Then - DO IT!
Don't let the nay-sayers dissuade you. They're all a bunch of pussies who wouldn't know a good time if it bit 'em on the dick.
I did a 15mo x 78k mile, rode in 48 states on nothin' but two-lane hiways and back-roads ride, in 2000 and 2001. I rode the snot out of 1 1/2 motorcycles. I rode the snot out of 10 sets of tires. I rode the snot out of a couple three dozen sets of underwear. I had more fun, met more people that I'd never have met otherwise, drank more free beer, ate more free meals, slept on more strangers couches and in their back yards, met some deputies and some sheriffs, met some bad guys and some good guys, got rained on, snowed on, hailed on, pissed on (once), bit by a dog, bit a dog, (same damn dog - fucker deserved it!), got sunburned, windburned, poison-ivyed and screwed a bunch of times by cute girls and couple more times by ugly ones.
I'd do it again in a heartbeat and I'd recommend doing it to anyone who has a beating heart in their chests.
You only live once. Live your life as if that dangles over you. Not as a risk taker - but with imagination, zest, curiosity and a willingness to step out of the box that society works so hard to put us into.
You'll meet the most amazing people. You'll be able to tell the best stories at the camp-fire. You'll have the best dreams, the best memories, the best experiences and the best adventures. Even when it all goes to shit in a hand-basket. Because life is what brings adventure to us.
Doooooo eeeeeet!

Why is riding locally safer?

I suggest you join AMA at least for the towing service - $45/year includes free towing up to around 30 miles. If you only need it once, it already pays for itself.
Some things are going to totally piss you off on your trip. That's part of the fun![]()
Hey Peter! I got a flat tire in Pennsylvania. Can you come get me?And teh BARF Roadside Angel crew. Sorry, going out-of-state on a rescue is a no-go for me.![]()



Do it. Seriously. It won't be easy. At times it will be scary, dangerous, uncomfortable, boring, hot, cold, wet, dry, dusty, humid, etc. Shit will break. You'll figure out how to fix it. Buy something cheap, fully depreciated, and robust. 250 Ninja, GS500, EX500, KLR all come to mind. It will cost more than you expect, but you'll figure it out.
Learn how to do basic maintenance yourself. I mean really basic, like put air in the tires, adjust cables, lube chain, change the oil (you should only need to do that once), etc. Get Ironbutt - who posted earlier in this thread - to show you the basics (I just volunteered you, Chad!)
Get a copy of Lightweight, Unsupported Motorcycle Touring for Terminal Cases from Aerostich. Read it. Carry it with you. It's small.
Log into Horizons Unlimited and read the stories for inspiration. Lots of folks over there have stories that go along the line of "passed my test and rode to Capetown", or "passed my test and rode to Peru". Read about Sam Manicom, or Tiffany Coates, people who passed their tests, then promptly embarked on adventure.
Get some used gear, and maybe a cheap helmet. Fuck the naysayers. Seriously. You'll have stories to tell for the rest of your life. Adventures, rescues, guardian angels, free beers, great scenery. And you will have done something most people, and apparently most motorcyclists are too chickenshit to try.