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Two wheel tramps Mama and Happy cupcake!!!

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mama

Member
Joined
Apr 16, 2016
Location
oregon
Moto(s)
Harley
Heritage Softtail
Name
Zoe
Hi everyone, I am Two wheel tramps Mama. I have had to resort to stalking her here as she is almost always out of cell range, on some curvy road in a far far away place. Living on meatsticks, bourbon and cheeseburgers and keeping company with Sistercuzzin, Freeryde, and a bunch of other motopsycho lovers.... which is great. Yet as a Mama I would occasionally appreciate knowing her whereabouts, that she's wearing clean underwear , eating her vegetables....who am I kidding? The girls a gypsy and I'm lucky she just surprised me and is presently in my living room. Safe ,warm and not flyin down a country road on a hunk of speeding metal and....out of cell range. 8 + hours is a small ride I suppose when she " felt like gettin some wind." I'm just glad she's here... Thanks for listenin' ...and Sistercuzzin....yo Mama misses you.
 
Best newb post I've seen in a while. Welcome, mama! :thumbup
 
I am a dedicated "cupcake" or passenger for now. But I do want to learn to ride a motorcycle bigger than the circus clown mini bike my brothers lorded over me as a child.
and hopefully NOT painted shocking lime neon green with brakes that best worked Flintstone style...( as in there were no brakes)
 
:wave OMG epic the person that brought BARF our very own TWT. Welcome!
 
Welcome to BARF! You have a fine daughter, mama! She's a road warrior from what I hear! :teeth
 
:welcome mama

She rides with a smile and the wind at her back.
We all appreciate that. Nice job with the kiddo.
 
:party Welcome mama! Your daughter is a fine piece of work! :banana
 
Welcome mama of epicness!

Pretty epic daughter you got there, thanks for sharing her with us.
 
If this is for reals, it has made my day... nay... my week!

:love
 
This really is my mama. She told me last night that she had joined to stalk me. :laughing

I told her to post here and introduce herself. Welcome, mama! :love :love :love
 
two wheel tramp said:
This really is my mama. She told me last night that she had joined to stalk me. :laughing

I told her to post here and introduce herself. Welcome, mama! :love :love :love
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This is awwwwwwwwwwesome!!!!!! :love to you, TWT, and to TWT's mama.
 
mama said:
Hi everyone, I am Two wheel tramps Mama. I have had to resort to stalking her here as she is almost always out of cell range, on some curvy road in a far far away place. Living on meatsticks, bourbon and cheeseburgers and keeping company with Sistercuzzin, Freeryde, and a bunch of other motopsycho lovers.... which is great. Yet as a Mama I would occasionally appreciate knowing her whereabouts, that she's wearing clean underwear , eating her vegetables....who am I kidding? The girls a gypsy and I'm lucky she just surprised me and is presently in my living room. Safe ,warm and not flyin down a country road on a hunk of speeding metal and....out of cell range. 8 + hours is a small ride I suppose when she " felt like gettin some wind." I'm just glad she's here... Thanks for listenin' ...and Sistercuzzin....yo Mama misses you.
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Hi mama! :wave

Welcome! :party

Just got back from riding with two wheel tramp,
glad to hear she got to visit with you ... :ride

I gave her the pickles from my
Mad River cheese burger, so I can
say she's eating her vegetables! :laughing

Hope to see you on your own
motorcycle, soon ... :thumbup
-- SFMCjohn
 
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Welcome mama.
I thought TWT preferred Canadian whiskey to bourbon... :laughing
 
Bourbon or gtfo. :x
 
Hoho said:
:wave OMG epic the person that brought BARF our very own TWT. Welcome!
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Thanks HoHo....TWT is a jewel ain't she??? Did you know she grew up with the nickname (Mama....yep I did this!) Vern?
 
mama said:
Thanks HoHo....TWT is a jewel ain't she??? Did you know she grew up with the nickname (Mama....yep I did this!) Vern?
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Oh, mama, you don't know the floodgates that you might have just opened. Do tell us embarrassing stories about our dear TWT. :teeth
 
verz said:
Welcome to BARF! You have a fine daughter, mama! She's a road warrior from what I hear! :teeth
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Thank you ! I love all the responses ! She is a true bad ass....She rode me cupcake through SF and I'm not small. I'm like 5 11. She is a Road Warrior! Her idea of "gettin some wind is 300 plus miles a day overnight camping and again the next day!
 
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