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Absolute worst movie you have seen?

I loved 10000BC :x

Another bad movie Step Brothers, had to turn it off. Grown men acting like idiots.... oh wait, it is normal... :p
 
jafo said:
tie between blair witch and american beauty

both over hyped steaming piles of shit
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bwahahaha

american beauty is utter crap--only some spiffy actor guilds and preppy critics like it.. maybe some art majors.. what do they know? Stupid liberal arts majors.


Now, "the blair witch project" is actually universally acclaimed , reviewed and agreed upon -- one of the pointedly most hyped and useless , .. making it one of the worst movies ever.
 
littlebeast said:
lot’s of really shitty movies out there, but with regard to this question, am going for those that didn’t live up to the hype. worst IMHO was forrest gump. tried to watch it but couldn’t stand it.
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Same. Forrest Gump was a bunch of poorly written two-dimensional characters wallowing in baby boomer narcissism. Terrible.


cfives said:
Koyaanisqatsi, the romantic leads have no chemistry together, and the dialogue is painfully stilted.
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:laughing
 
littlebeast said:
lot’s of really shitty movies out there, but with regard to this question, am going for those that didn’t live up to the hype. worst IMHO was forrest gump. tried to watch it but couldn’t stand it.

honorable mention for the previously posted aquaman movie. had high hopes (eye candy-wise) - but it was OMFG seriously pathetic.
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Map8 said:
Same. Forrest Gump was a bunch of poorly written two-dimensional characters wallowing in baby boomer narcissism. Terrible.
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Wow, I know two other people besides myself that despised that Gump Garbage movie. Some years The Academy of Motion Pictures awards make me nuts. They gave this waste of celluloid Best Picture over "Pulp Fiction" and "The Shawshank Redemption". Yeah, whatever.

Other annoying Best Pictures were "Annie Hall" over "The Turning Point" and "Star Wars". And "Kramer vs. Kramer" over "All That Jazz" and "Apocalypse Now". I almost threw-up when K v. K won. I think I stopped watching movies for two years in protest.
 
2strokeYardSale said:
Honorable Mention: Escape from L.A.
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ANYTHING with Bruce Campbell gets a pass. Even the awful, awful Alien Apocalypse film. He just gets a pass due to the social contribution that is the Evil Dead. So just stop.
 
i dont know if i could say worst, but i just saw Once upon a time in Hollywood. :wtf is all i could say. i think it might be a movie more for people who are familiar with that time. I dunno it was slow, jumped around a lot and i think had a lot of pointless/ meaningless scenes. kinda bummed that this was the tarantino "manson movie" people were so excited about...
 
wtf this thread confusing da shit outta me, next someone gonna come in and say all the quentin taratino films since pulp fiction sucked ass as well :x
 
Blankpage said:
Forest Gump was a cinematic masterpiece
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I was at Bubba Gump the other day. I didn't realize they played Forrest Gump on repeat, all day. I've been to a bunch but always sat outside so never saw that before.

That's gotta drive employees crazy.
 
The Jazz Singer starring Niel Diamond and Luci Arnaz and an aged Lawrence Olivier. Unbelievably horrid.

The circumstances were stuck in a motel room in Skykomish, Washington during a winter storm, and it was the only station that came in on the antenna only TV.
 
bikeama said:
3 pages and no one has mentioned my choice.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. This movie sucks balls even by Will Ferrell's standards.
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Obviously you've never seen Holmes and Watson. Not only did I want my money back but I wanted the two hours of my life wasted while watching back.
 
FXCLM5 said:
wtf this thread confusing da shit outta me, next someone gonna come in and say all the quentin taratino films since pulp fiction sucked ass as well :x
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have you seen it? i love all his movies just not this one. In this movie i appreciated the acting, the set design and detail that went in but the movie was just kind of ehhh. i didnt get into it or understand the point of some of the scenes and what they had to do with the story. There are some great little easter eggs in the movie tho. would i see it again yeah but i wouldnt recommend spending your money to see it.
 
JesasaurusRex said:
Damn, i loved American Beauty
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Oh sure. You’ll watch that but not the original Mad Max or Bullitt!? Not gonna name anymore car movies that you may or may not have seen, since you have disappointed me enough already.
 
That last Predator movie was AWFUL especially considering it was directed by Shane Black one of the actors from the original movie. It was so bad people were walking out of the theater in droves when I went and I haven't seen that in a long time lol
 
Some of that Batman marvel character stuff has to be in the running. All the same stuff, can't tell one from the other.
 
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