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Always wanted to be a baller? Here's your chance: Bentley Turbo R

Beauregard

Beauregard

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There’s a corner of my heart that is yours. And I
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Guess....
Balanced and blueprinted motor makes 406 bhp at 4,000 rpm and 492 lb-ft torque at 2,000 rpm- with very minor professionally installed mods; longevity, integrity, and low maintenance being paramount.

This Turbo R has been completely gone through by professional Bentley mechanics and is in flawless condition. A luxurious classic offered at more than $10,000 below low book value. 52,000 miles with every option offered on this vehicle in 1989, including a fucking Motorola "Brick" mobile phone. I have all service records. Bitch was $189k new and the motor work ran like $20k.

$27k or gtfo.
 

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What is it that you do for a living and where do I send my resume?
 
I'm not too keen on being a baller, but I have however aspired to be a shot caller.


....and I also would like to be a little bit taller.
 
Toys... toys... where does he get those wonderful toys

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Black with red piping?

This car belonged to Adam West, didn't it?

I had a neighbor in Chicago that had one of these. Nice cars! They can't really qualify as a "sleeper" due to the badge, but people don't really expect them to haul the mail as well as they do.
 
Pussy magnet included
 
I need an 89 y.o. husband with a weak heart, a driver and a mink coat to go with that car. To be fair to the 89 y.o. I probably need to go up a few cup sizes.
 
cycle61 said:
*Volunteers to be the driver in Heather's imaginary life.*
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If we're talking imaginary lives, I'm driving a hopped up Lotus that's set up to tow a 'sedici. And Clive Owen is in the passenger seat explaining String Theory and feeding me chocolates. However, this Bentley, the scent of Beau's cologne, and a stock of Hershey bars in the jockey box will do.
 
I hear Bentleys help in the looks department. :cool
 
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