Asian Wins First Ebonics Competiton

[scratchpad]

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_331ebonicsbee

 

[whySareFIFTYymb]

hahahaha


damn asians

 

[staRang]

Isn't that the same site that reported that William Hung OD'd?

 

[Eldritch]

Malcolm X Memorial High principal, Leroy Washingon Junior, denied reports he was disappointed that the winner of the competition, designed to increase African-American pride and self-respect, was won by an Asian student. "Not at all, not at all," he chuckled. "Why, little Huong Lee has worked hard. And anyway, I'm just glad he isn't a Jewish kid.

 

[slowpoke]

damn asians...

 

[globe]

WTF

 

[deaconblues]

it's been said before, but


THE ARTICLES ON BROKENNEWS ARE ALL BOGUS!!!!




(stomp stomp fume quit wasting my carefully hoarded cache of hyperlink clicks grumble glower....)

 

[zefflyn]

it's been said before, but


THE ARTICLES ON BROKENNEWS ARE ALL BOGUS!!!!

As long as the Sports by Brooks chicks are all real, who cares?

 

[zefflyn]

Anyway, you know it's a fake, becuase of the following line:

At his school, Malcolm X Memorial High, he is at the very top of his class in each subject and in the top two of his class in French, History, Geography, German, Spanish and Physical Education, Shop and Drivers Ed.

No AZN would be top of his class in Driver's Ed!!!!

 

[Cygnus]

I was believing it, right up until the "Jewish kid" comment. I guess the Leroy Washington Junior name should've given it away.

 

[myap]

Oakland. Yes!

 

[Dragon]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4104

 

[gsxrstein]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4104

Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha!


Drawings by children who saw the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show.