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ATTN: people that are physically fit

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theAmazingKickstand

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The time has come in my life where I can no longer be so vain/big/ripped/godlike anymore. School and real life is just to much to properly go to the gym and keep up with the rest of the gays in building my body.

Some history...
I ran short track, I ran distance, I bike, and I did the gay bodybuilding for a long time.
Now I jog and sometimes do a pull up when i have the time. Running and biking takes only an hour a day but for me to get to the gym, I have to be perfectly rested and fed, take 30 minutes to get there and back and workout for 1.5hrs.

I physically dont have the time to do it properly anymore.

In my prime of being ghey i was at 229lbs 6'4 and walking around at 5% fat. Now im 195 and dropping, still lean but not prime ghey. I run and bike 6 days a week.

So everyone else whos failed at this as soon as real life started. Did you figure out a way to maintain at least some of what youve gained by doing resistance training without weights?

When I was at home I was sponsered by mommy so it was all the oatmeal and chicken and whey i could eat all the time. 3700 calories/day to be exact. Now that ive gotta pay for my own food and rent and school and gasoline and socks im lucky if i could get in 1600 healthy calories.

Ive gotten to the point where i feel like al bundy telling everyone how great i used to be and showing pictures to anyone who might still give me the pity "wow, great job."

Dont get me wrong, Im still amazing, I just don't think i could be TheAmazing...
 
Nope... The minute I stop lifting weights, the number on the scale gets harder to keep down.

Better to find time to do at least some weights than none at all. And if you go with none, that will start to show before you know it.

Can you find time for 45 minutes three times a week at least? Do a quick circuit and leave.

Or trade three cardio days and make them weight days.
 
theAmazingKickstand said:
Some history...
I ran short track, I ran distance, I bike, and I did the gay bodybuilding for a long time.

In my prime of being ghey i was at 229lbs 6'4 and walking around at 5% fat. Now im 195 and dropping, still lean but not prime ghey.
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:wtf
 
Moderators can change your username.
 
Chicken and oatmeal will never do you wrong. Physically or monetarily.(vote me president!)
 
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You used "godlike" to describe yourself... :rofl :twofinger
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It was once true. The rest of the gheys and I would pose in the locker room mirror of shame and tell one another how awsome and godlike we all are.

Of course it was perfectly heterosexual at the time to do this.....

Cliff notes:
Doe anyone do resistance stuff at home without wights and see results?
 
Sounds like its time for prison style. Have you looked into sandbag training?
 
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If it matters to you, you'll find the time.

I'm a single mom with two jobs, two kids, two dogs, a hamster, and a mortgage. The kids don't always have to eat. Did the dogs come back last night? Where's that fukn hamster again?

Really - just steal 30 minutes a day (between classes, while studying, wake up an hour earlier, etc.). When you hit the gym, hit it hard. At home do pushups, sit ups, get resistance bands, whatever. I used to squat with my kids on my shoulder and do biceps curls with the baby carrier. I ain't no goddess but if I flex real hard and stand in the right kind of light, some people can see a hint of musculature. It can be done if you really want it.

Be fair to yourself. Very few people are ever truly satisfied with themselves (at least physically), especially when they start comparing themselves to their younger, more carefree, former selves.

And if you're doing cardio 6 days/wk., you're WAY ahead of me (and the majority of people these days).

{..and it's "THINGS THAT and PEOPLE WHO, not PEOPLE THAT...}
 
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theAmazingKickstand said:
It was once true. The rest of the gheys and I would pose in the locker room mirror of shame and tell one another how awsome and godlike we all are.

Of course it was perfectly heterosexual at the time to do this.....

Cliff notes:
Doe anyone do resistance stuff at home without wights and see results?
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This is also hetero, trust me. I think you should now show the girls on barf a pic of yourself, since you're talkin the "god walk". Call me on my shit, and I'm there everytime. :thumbup

PS: Pushups. Lots of them. Anytime you wait for that elevator to go "ding", you should be on the ground, pushing. I thought we all did this just because we owe it to our ladies to let them grap a hold of good shit. Get some.
 
Did your momma kick you out of the house because she caught you "resistance training"?

Just tell her the surgeon general said it's OK. ;) :thumbup
 
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