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Aug 20th: 1st (hopefully) Annual Kilt Ride!

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Get a nice big safety pin and put it between your legs.

That's cheating!!!! OK, so is wearing panties, but all my kilts (yeah, schoolgirl skirts) are like 10" long, so I kinda have to. I'm so excited about this!

I'm coming up from LA specifically to do this ride, (and it's been awhile since I dropped in on the folks) because I'd really, really, really, really really like to see men other than my brother in kilts. I love men in kilts. All men should wear kilts. Even fat, short men look better in kilts. kilts are hot. Buy one for the ride then wear it out on the town one night. Women will find you irresistible, I guarantee it.

If you don't want to fork over a bunch of money, just get one at Aardvarks, they should have a ton of them.

See, I was ready for this ride like 2 years ago at Laguna. The "kilt" is kinda hard to see cuz it's a little short. I have extras for the ladies who don't want to run out and buy them.

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WTF! Your sitting on Chris Kelly's Monster? Nice Hair



Pinky said:
Get a nice big safety pin and put it between your legs.

That's cheating!!!! OK, so is wearing panties, but all my kilts (yeah, schoolgirl skirts) are like 10" long, so I kinda have to. I'm so excited about this!

I'm coming up from LA specifically to do this ride, (and it's been awhile since I dropped in on the folks) because I'd really, really, really, really really like to see men other than my brother in kilts. I love men in kilts. All men should wear kilts. Even fat, short men look better in kilts. kilts are hot. Buy one for the ride then wear it out on the town one night. Women will find you irresistible, I guarantee it.

If you don't want to fork over a bunch of money, just get one at Aardvarks, they should have a ton of them.

See, I was ready for this ride like 2 years ago at Laguna. The "kilt" is kinda hard to see cuz it's a little short. I have extras for the ladies who don't want to run out and buy them.

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SprinklerHead said:
but I'm not sure if I remember how to ride safely.
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what's new? :twofinger



wonder if chris kelley still makes bicycle frames.....
 
SprinklerHead said:
I'll be there, but I'm not sure if I remember how to ride safely. :twofinger
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just have a few beers before you go and you'll be fine :hand
 
kiltwearinfool said:
Now that's hardcore! :thumbup

Better bring your woolies, it might get kinda cold for you!
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yeah, seriously! we don't even ride when it dips below 70 here, our slicks don't heat up in such cold weather. ;-)

Yes, that's Chris's monster, Zina took the pic when i wasn't paying attention. I tried to get her to come along, since she's got a new (presumably yellow) 749 that would go great with my yellow kilt. But alas, she can't. I never knew about Chris making bicycle frames, but he's got a full service repair shop now in SD.

oh, the neatest thing happened today, this guy followed me up La cienega and we chatted breifly when we stopped, and he asked me if I was from the bay area. I said I grew up there, but how can you tell? He said the "One Less Car" sticker tipped him off. Y'all should be proud!
 
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Sewn Kilts are weak. Mine is just a Big ass sheet of wool. Real men pleat their own pladdie, laddy. I'm down if my bike cooperates.
 
DanZX9R said:
Looks like I will be missing this I will b in the mountains hunting
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hunting?! :wtf thats for girls. come ride around in skirts with us real men.
 
Pinky said:
yeah, seriously! we don't even ride when it dips below 70 here, our slicks don't heat up in such cold weather. ;-)

Yes, that's Chris's monster, Zina took the pic when i wasn't paying attention. I tried to get her to come along, since she's got a new (presumably yellow) 749 that would go great with my yellow kilt. But alas, she can't. I never knew about Chris making bicycle frames, but he's got a full service repair shop now in SD.

oh, the neatest thing happened today, this guy followed me up La cienega and we chatted breifly when we stopped, and he asked me if I was from the bay area. I said I grew up there, but how can you tell? He said the "One Less Car" sticker tipped him off. Y'all should be proud!
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Tell Zina I said, Hey! Glad to hear Chris is doing good, no more Ca cycleworks?
 
he still does that, this is a way of turning the virtual shop into a physical one.
 
sorry can't make it, despite how much i enjoy riding in my family colors the 20th is the same day as the vietnam vets poker run and hells angels monterey run. so my crew is comitted already
 
Already going out to the garage at night and sitting on the bike in my kilt and boots. Looking forward to this. Feel sorry for anyone riding behind me though.
 
i havent bought my kilt yet! :cry

where can i get one on sunday?!

and no i aint wearin a school girl skirt either. i wouldnt wanna look like eldritch.
 
Will this qualify as a Kilt - Thats all Some asians wear ---- and no underpants sometimes :laughing

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