Tudd's Wife
Daisy Lover
(As a new Grandma, I really enjoyed this one):
Baby's First Doctor's Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm sure glad I brought him!"
Baby's First Doctor's Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm sure glad I brought him!"
hows the new grandson doing?
to the meets and leave G'ma home. 
I'm just gonna have to show up on my own when he least expects it.....
.....and see if I can catch him seated between two leather-clad hawties. (Preferably women.) I'll just march up there and hand him the baby and the diaper-wipes. That oughta put a damper on his big night out.....
